Hi friends!!!!!

It feels great to be back home after so many months away. Lots of big changes happened, not the least of which being my recently proving the existence of bigfoot while I was away (check the backlog for the epic cryptozoology from my time in California).

I expected home sweet home to be just as boring as before I left, but actually some exciting stuff has happened. For one the United States government has eminent domained like half of the area surrounding the town, you may be thinking that might give me some cool new research opportunities, it has, more on that later.

It's really changing up the town. The old house (see backlog for when I showed the existence of ghosts in there before I left) has been bought up by some military physicist science person. A bunch of others are visiting town too.

In other news, and the main thing this update is about, aliens! Real actual aliens in my backyard.

For like the past week while settling back in I noticed some weird lights on the horizon every night at about 8pm. I've seen weird green moving lines most nights, except for last Thursday when I just saw, like, a really weird bright orange flash in the distance. These lights are always exactly East of me. I've provided some photos and more detailed measurements in the photos tab.

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I've also noticed some other weird happenings. This place can be a little backwater sure, but the TV and Radio have never been so staticky and annoying before, and I swear some of the static sounds like words. I think the aliens are using the same frequencies as us for their communications. I swear this recording from my normal station last Thursday sounds like words! Listen here and see for yourself, but I hear 59858, like numbers and stuff?

But that's not even the crazy thing. So naturally when I saw these lights, I was really worried, I thought it was aliens but there was also a chance it could have been like, soviet spy planes, or something. And with the convenient influx of military personnel, I figured it would be easy enough to ask one of them what they thought.

So, I did, I approached one of the new people at a grocery store and let him know about all the weird lights I’ve been seeing. He freaked out! I think they already know about the aliens because there was no reason for him to be that nervous. When I told him some of my theories, He agreed 100%, said that the lights were absolutely aliens and that If I see any more I should tell him.

Sounds like confirmation of the existence of UFOs to me, if the government employees are that worried about it.

So, I let him know that if I saw anything else I would give him a call, and I am making the same promise to you, dear reader! As soon as I get more information, I will update this again.