"Is destroying a star some big deal? From time to time they fall on their own, and from ones we found, they are just rocks" I said.
"Seriously? What is this? Got a bit magic and astronomy got stuck at stone age? What kind of civilization is this? Now you will tell me next that world you live on isn't round but some stupid flat plane on turtles back or something?" asked Demigod with a voice full of sarcasm.
"Forget it. No point for words when we can have a little lesson tour." Before I could even answer his questions with the sound of fingers snapped my body/soul froze.
"Now listen well, little girl, the world you live on is a planet, hmm let me check, ah yes planet called Sand, he he he. How interesting, we name other planets with interesting names, but the one we live on is always earth, dirt, sand or a mountain. Guess that's what you get when name the world you live on with what you stand on. Hmm, sand because talking on the road? Anyway, look closely." said Demigod and we started to fly up at very fast speed, our capital soon became a little spot in the horizon and in no time, before me I could see round thing he called a planet - my world in all its beauty.
"I know what you are thinking little girl, how come people don't fall at the bottom right? Well just imagine that real bottom is the center of planet. No mater where you stand on it, bottom will allways be down bellow." said Demigod and we started getig close to one of moons.
" Behold a moon. Basicly just smaller planet flying around your planet like it has nothing beter to do. Same with other moon." Said Demigod and before I could say anything we started move again this time to the sun.
"And this my little girl is a sun. Let me activate teacher mode, ahem ahem. Sun is just a name your people gave to it, but it's basicly a star like any others you see in the sky. Its just that its closer, thats why it looks biger. Oh and your planet fly around it like it has nothing beter to do he he. Once it finishes one lap it's year for you people, hmm almost two from my origin planet, ah, nevermind. You probaly have no idea just how big stars are and how dangerous for any mortal. Remember the size of your planet Sand? Pff, he he it's so funy no mater how many times you hear it, well at least its not a dirt. Anyway, if you stack your planet one after another on top of each other next to Sun, you would need nearly four hundreed of them just so they can reach same height. Sun is basicly one friging huge fireball. Its surface is hoter by fourten times than melting point of mithril. Impressive isnt, well but thats is just coldest point of your sun. Insides are at least six hundreds times hoter than that. Hmm but thats just becuause its blue. Other stars are usualy much colder than yours, though some still can be even hoter. Soooo, stil think snaping star is a childs game little girl?" Asked Demigod after long lecture and with a sound of fingers snaped Sun disapered for a moment and apeared again moment later after another sound of fingers snaped.
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"No" was all i could manage, overwhelmed by sights in front of me and information i was feed and power demonstrated. To the point that i even forgot my situation before all this, which was a nice change.
"Well back to cruel world little girl, we have business to discuss." Said Demigod and with sound of snaped fingers we were back in study room with 'picture' a bit diferent before we left, but then again time wasnt frozen solid. Just slowed beyond reason. Me in 'picture' was still being raped by same guy from before.
"What business ? What do you want ?" I asked with a bit of anticipation. maybe i could somehow get my revenge. Even my soul wouldnt be price to high. Ah i forgot, he already said it doesnt interest him, but cant imagine anything else i could give. Im already dead after all, well almost.
"Why of course its your body my dear little girl" Said Demigod with what i thought playfull tone.
And i was lost for words what to say.
"Oh dont look at me like that little girl, im not a prevert. Mostly. Hmm ok i might be a little. A ..anyway we are geting off topic here. Sigh. Well in this dimension we have two days of time worth til your body dies so i guess i can tell a tale ..." Said Demigod. Not that i look at him or anything. All this time all i could do is hear his voice from all around me, without knowing how he looks like. If Demigods have body at all. And before he could continue i interupted.
"This dimension ?"
"Well yes of course, you dont expect me to change time as i see fit for a whole universe with a snap of my fingers do you ? After all im just poor little Demigod." Said a guy who snaps suns out of existence for fun and eats self proclaimed gods.
"Then what is this" I point at stil frozen view in front of me. And get iritated again when notice 'picture' me on the table.
"This little girl, is diferent dimension, special one at that. I call it Dimension X or just X for short, because it sounds cool and why not. There time flows diferently and its connected to world at the same time in strangest of ways. Reason why we can see whats happening in the world from there, but most importantly i still have lots of my tricks working from there. There are other dimensions, but none have convenient stuff like that. Actualy one of my latest discoveries. just a twelve thousand years ago i couldnt do shit like that. Anyway since day of my discovery of X all my Deal propositions were done in them. Lots of time for chitchat or education and other fun stuff like peeping. Uhh you didnt heard last part ok ?"
This is most eccentric Demigod i ever meet.
"What is that business or Deal you are talking about ?" I asked with hope igniting again, no mater how you look at it, it sounds like i could get somthing out of it. And from being that could rival .. ha ha silly me. What a wrong wording with rival them. I dont know him long but i fell i understand him a bit. This eccentric Demigod has his own ideals about God and any pitfull being trying call himself as one does nothing but insult that image. Especialy when In face of Demigod, he is just a snack. Anyway im sure that wharever deal this is, i can expect somthing nice. Especialy since all i need to pay is my body. It cant be worse than what i already expierenced.
"The Deal is simple little girl, i get your body to possess and you get wish within reason fullfiled. Oh and happy reincarnation with a boost and retained memories, shouold you choose to keep that ability. Hmm maybe add some cheat powers as bonus package. I mean what kind of reincarnation adventure she woud have without cheats. Yes yes sounds about right. Oh im so exited, lets see .. immortal body til puberty. Yes yes we dont want some accidental slip on ice or meteor to end adventure premature ..." answered Demigod and started to ... talk to himself ?