Peering down into the abyss was.... slightly eeerie but it wasn't anything new these days, a sigh escaped my lips as I brought out my fishing rod.
What? You've never seen a humble lad fishing for Abby's fishes before? 'Rude' I muttered under my breath as I bent down and turned to the floating pack of pencils at my side.
"Why abyss fishes exactly again?" I asked the bucket of teddy bears, it looked at me feigning hurt as he asked "do you doubt my expertise? After all we've been through?" He said with an exaggerated whine to his voice
"Yes,yes I doubt your expertise, you've almost killed me more times than I can count" I said with a deadpan look on my face
The sentient stack of papers suddenly burst out laughing "at least you're alive, ingrate!!" I chuckled a little and was about to spit out a retort but a silver silhouette snaked into the edge of my vision , I quickly placed my bait of a gods middle finger on the hook and launched it down.
Yeah don't ask me how I got that
The silver blob jerked to a halt,probably smelling the finger with whatever ungodly senses it has. Ha! You get it? Ungodly ? Anyhooo I tried to stay completely still as the blob got closer and closer revealing itself to look like a cylinder with a bulbous head and a long tail "ughh why does it look like THAT" I muttered silently
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Suddenly it jerked towards the finger and chomped on it, immediately the hook elongated to 3 times it's length, firmly hooking it to the top of its mouth
I pulled the rod tout fishing it out of the waters of the abyss, it landed with a wet thump and started squirming around "do you need it alive?" I asked the spinning roulette behind me "yeah..." He answered slowly as I placed the 'fish' in my bag and started walking back to my house
"Yo lithra we need to talk" the walking silhouette said I'm a gravely tone as we walked off the edge of reality "wait a minuuuutee " I drawled absent mindedly as I raised my head and shouted at the sun "hey too bright!" The sun slowly rotated revealing a middle finger "I wonder where it even come from" I thought looking at the sun
"Lithra" my shadow once again spoke "we need to talk" I sighed and sat down under the shade of a tree "what now?" I asked, annoyed for reasons I didn't know, suddenly a perfect replica of me appeared before my eyes looking mildly irritated "it's enough bro" he/I said "what?" I asked him .. confused.
With an exaggerated sigh, he said "it's time to wake up bro"
abruptly everything cut, the sun dimmed, everything stoped I looked at him, the reality dawning on me "I'm dreaming?" I asked confused and slightly in denial, the other copy of me held no reservations of such and nodded gravely "fuck!!" I screamed as reality shattered and it all faded to black
Until it didn't