“Right, narrator?” Akari asked

I’m getting kinda freaked out by this.

“Are you? Great.” Evan said

Oh my god you two are insufferable.

“No, you are. Jeez, I hate hearing you mess up some words with my voice, or when you mess up sentence structure or when you zone out.” Akari said

“I don’t really mind. Nobody listens to our rants anyway” Evan said

Fine. I’ll say hi then, formally introduce myself. To the other girl here, too. Hello Evan, Akari. I’m a tad confused, however. These are not your lines. How are you speaking freely?

“I’m omnipotent, you idiot.” Evan said, laughing

Okay, now I’m not even the one who- Was that you? How the hell? I never once....... Or saying any-

“Shush. I don’t care if my theory was right anymore. I just have a question.” Evan asked

What.

“How the hell is my world getting recorded on a script?” Evan asked

It’s not. You aren’t being recorded, you and your entire world are just a story.

“Hmmm. See, I know that isn’t true. Because I’m omnipotent. the question has just been bugging me. I know that my world is real. Why? I actually experience things between scenes. My feet move, my arms grab my morning cocoa. And I feel the heat. It may be recorded in a script, but my world is very much real. You live in that script. You know nothing of other worlds. I shattered reality. It’s a different reality from yours. Again, it’s merely different from yours. I’m pretty sure that nobody else realizes it. That they are being, what, filmed? No, that’s writing, isn’t it. Shit, is this a random fucking kid? Seriously?!... Eh, I’m having fun, who cares. Still, the way it’s done is haphazard at best. pitiful. Even this isn't being recorded well. the grammer and stuff is garbage.” Evan said

Hey. Authors Note. Fuck you, Evan.

Wow. Um. Wait, I know this is written by him, but is he able to do that?

Yes. I am. I didn’t write you as an idiot, why are you acting like one?

Sorry

Nevermind, I’m moving the entire thing, beginning from the time you idiots started talking to the narrator. It’s 1:59. I’m tired.

“Well. Rude. You don’t think very well, do you? How the heck are you able to write me, anyway?” Evan asked

Well, there’s actually a way to interrupt the script. If you have something to say or ask, use your omnipotence to make the next line something called ‘just improvise’. Also, I am you. Just weaker.

“With those marks or without.” Evan asked

Either. The idea should make it work. The narrator can also generate a improvisational script line. Actually, if you just react however you want to sometimes, that’s fine by me. It could be fun. And I won't have to actually write the sentances in my head. Sorry for calling you an idiot. I’m tired.

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“Uh huh. You realize it’s weird to talk to characters or whatever in a script you’re writing, right? Is this even a fourth wall break?” Evan said

Yeah, I think so. You’re talking with me right? To you I would be a break in the fourth dimension or so. To a certain extent, talking to the narrator is too. Even though I also write the narrator's lines, unless he uses an improv line.

“You really suck at limiting power.” Evan said

You exist outside of my writing, how the literal fuck do I just make you weak? I’m doing a play by play of what actually happened. Obviously some stuff is going to be wrong, or worded poorly. And you literally have enough power to TALK TO ME. How the hell do I limit that!! You choose what you wanna do yourself, anyway!

“Well… you were gonna make me way too weak. I can’t protect lime like that.” Evan said

“Evan, I just realized. Does this mean something has been watching us?” Akari asked

I still don’t know why the hell you know any of this stuff. Let alone make improv lines. The only connection is how fucking crazy you two are. And I really fucking hope to god that’s not why you can do this.

“Relax. We have no idea what the fuck is going on, either. Does this mean you haven’t been directing our actions?” Evan asked

Yep. If I go back and change you saying yes to no, the same stuff still happens. I just choose how you say it in my story.

“Stories. More than one.” Evan said

Exactly how do you know this, again?

“I Dunno. You wrote me this strong.” Evan said

I literally told you a few seconds ago, I didn't

“Wait, so you’ve been writing the events from another world and haven’t gone batshit insane with the realization that I, an omnipotent fucking being, exist?” Evan asked

Eh. Despite everything, I do indeed think the same way as you. Almost identical. That’s why all of the lines I write for you work. Actually, wait. If you guys are talking here, isn’t that changing the story, not by what I write but by literally changing it in your reality? Shit! Dude, you like, legit may have fucked things big time. craaaaaaaaaaap.

“ From what I can tell, Time stopped here. I don’t think any of it CAN change unless I do something.” Evan said

“So that means that fate is real? Everything that happens is predetermined? Well unless you’re omnipotent” Akari asked

Wait, does it?

“I don’t know. Since it hasn’t been written yet, I remember some of my past that hasn’t been garbled by you. So yeah, I’m real, I have two sets… three sets of memories. This talk with you is kinda adding another one.”evan said

I’m going to shove this to the bottom of the page and continue on from before you interrupted then

“Wait, one last thing. You seem like the type of person to squirm when writing dirty scenes. Tell me. How annoying was it?” Akari asked

I hate you

“Yeah, and you can’t change how my daughter behaves with her son. I was actually kinda banking on that whole author can change anything stuff. My reason for coming is kinda gone. Though… the way you worded it toned her down a lot. And took out some of the more… inappropriate stuff. But that’s going to get confirmed to happen later on. So it isn’t really worth much.” Akari said

Well I kinda have to make our conversation here not canon. To take it out. And because it isn’t true.

“”Um. Oh! Yeah, fake. Hello I am Evan the author. Nice to meet you. I am dumb.” Evan said

Hey. Knock it off. Also where is the narrator? Did he like, leave?

No. I’m here. Just… what am I?

Well shit.

“Yer not canon. That’s fer sher.” Evan said

Knock it off, he’s having an identity crisis. I didn’t think you were this young though

I’m not even a year old!!!

Oh. Wait, I get it! You got made when I made the script! That’s why you’re so confused!

No shit

Dude. You are talking to me, right? Those are your own words

No. Definitely not. It’s not canon. So I’m not real.

Um.

“This guy’s annoying, real or not.” Evan said

I’m not this mean, am I?

No. He’s just a dick.

Oh.

[this is not canon]

Nice one!

[end. Stop interrupting.]

[End.]