< Is something like that possible? An entire system that is mostly kept offline? This would be a holy grail to IT in general. MPAA would probably pay through the roof for this. < “Aloha, welcome to Vice.com, where we're here at the forefront of hype to take a closer look at the innovative and eccentric ways that the people of Oahu are embracing technology to make their lives easier. Introducing "Door to Door," the latest startup to hit and basically invented the Hawaiian drone delivery scene. Started by a local housewife, the service promises to revolutionize the way we receive packages by delivering them straight to the backyard of local residents via drone. It's a unique concept, and one that's quickly gaining traction in the local community. But, as with many things in Hawaii, it's not without its special Hawaiian quirks. For starters, the drones are powered by 100 % renewable energy sources, which is excellent news for our efforts to combat climate change. But, to keep the drones running on clean energy, and because of the difficult landscape of the Island chain, they need to be fully charged before every delivery, which can sometimes take a bit longer than usual. However, that hasn't stopped people from trying out the service for everything from grocery deliveries to moving furniture. And, while the startup may have started as a local mom-and-pop operation, it has the potential to be the next big thing in the delivery industry on the mainland. Some insiders have talked about certain companies from the Seattle area showing great interest, and we all know where Microsoft started. In fact, some Islanders are already calling it the "Uber for everything," as it's not just limited to packages. People have started using "Door to Door" for everything from food deliveries to moving equipment to different locations. It's not uncommon to see a swarm of quadcopters carrying all sorts of objects through the air, or being greeted at night by a new drone just delivering takeout. The company even has contracts with some of the bigger hotels, offering to deliver the food to the balcony if needed. But, what's even crazier is that people have started jokingly shipping "statues'' through the service, which has led to some pretty hilarious situations. Can you imagine looking out your window to see a drone carrying a Polynesian statue through the air? It's the kind of thing that could only happen in Hawaii, but it proves potential. This could just be the thing that the silicon valley crowd needs, actual wild and wacky stuff like this. But, aside from the humor, "Door to Door" has the potential to change the way we do business in Hawaii forever. Starting from local ice cream shops filling orders to waiting drones, to ordering the bottle of sunscreen lotion you left in your room from a local supermarket straight to the beach. And, it's all thanks to the innovative and creative spirit of the people of Oahu. They're not afraid to try new things and embrace technology, even if it means doing things a little differently. So, if you're someone who loves to support local startups and wants to try out an exciting new delivery service, The next time you are in Hawaii, give "Door 2 Door" a try. Who knows, you might even see a drone carrying a statue through the air. After all, it's just another day in paradise.” -------- < “Aloha, fellow conspiracy theorists and truth seekers! Are you ready for a new mystery to unravel? Are you in to get good and properly spooped? Recent events suggest that Hawaii may be the new location for an infamous triangle of mystery, similar to the infamous Bermuda Triangle, and maybe even topping the Bridgewater Triangle. I know, that is playing with the big boys, but Massachusetts has you still beat! Reports of missing ships, paranormal activity, and strange sightings of unidentified underwater craft off the coast of Oahu have been circulating in the news and social media, leading to a spike in conspiracy tourism on the island. Some even suggest that this could be the beginning of a new Bermuda Triangle, with the island chain of Hawaii at the center. While there is no concrete evidence to support this theory, the increase in strange events has led to a surge in interest from conspiracy theorists and thrill-seekers looking to uncover the truth. Local businesses have already welcomed the new kind of tourism, and more than one “haunted Hawaii” tour promises to take paying customers to the places where the wild things happen. Many believe that the area surrounding Hawaii's coast is rich with unexplained phenomena, from underwater anomalies to supernatural occurrences. Some even claim that ancient Hawaiian myths and legends, like the “Menehune”, small humanoid “little people” crafters living in the woods, or the Green Lady of the Gulch, point to the existence of a powerful force in the area, one that could be responsible for the strange occurrences. As the interest in the so-called "Hawaiian Triangle" grows, local businesses are beginning to capitalize on the trend. From boat tours that promise to take visitors into the heart of the triangle to hotels offering themed rooms and vacation packages, Hawaii is quickly becoming a hot spot for conspiracy tourism. But not everyone is thrilled with the new influx of tourists. Some locals are concerned that the fascination with the unknown could lead to harm, both to visitors and to the delicate ecosystems surrounding the islands. Others worry that the focus on conspiracy theories could detract from the rich cultural heritage of Hawaii. Despite these concerns, the allure of the unknown remains strong. Whether or not Hawaii is truly becoming the new Bermuda, the mysteries surrounding the island are sure to keep conspiracy theorists buzzing for years to come, because the truth is indeed out there. So, grab your tinfoil hats and your colorful shirts, slap your MEL meters into your cargo shorts, and get ready to dive into the mysteries of the Hawaiian Triangle, because there's no telling what secrets you might uncover, if you look hard enough for them. And don’t listen to the locals, they are probably just Lizard people that want the beaches for themselves.Don’t let that scare you, people that can make shelf stable classics like spam delicious are a joy, and possibly the people to inherit the world. ” -------- < “Okay, so first things first. When people think of “Vostochnaya Radost", they just go like, blank faced, and think of Russian people, sitting around and drinking like vodka. That is so not true. I should know, I am Houston born and bred. I have to admit, I was one of those divorcees you see sometimes. I know, today, with my model figure, you would not think it, but I was way overweight, I had cellulite, I was out of shape, and my only friend was a daily bottle of wine, and the pills my doctor said would help me with “menopause”. I was like, ewww, that is something old ladies have, that dye their hair, and have little yappy dogs. You see a dog near me? But when I was introduced to the work the foundation does, It really changed me. I mean, for one, like, I already had the tracksuit, and it was like good, so, what the eff, am I right? Then, I just got off my ass, and stopped complaining. I got to my place in the line of life, and demanded to see life's manager! I was not going to take that anymore, okay? It starts small, right, like any change? I used to be a three time state champion cheerleading captain, before I had my Angel Daughter, but now that she is gone off to University of Wisconsin Madison, I took a good hard look at myself, and went, that smart, capable, “no shit taking” texas girl with an attitude has not gone anywhere, baby, I am here to stay. So, I went in my old tracksuit, and started to walk a mile a day, first to the Starbucks, and then to other places. I just walked, me and my cup, and that was it. Then, it was learning languages, which I personally think is very empowering. You know that I used to study linguistics back in the day? It was seen as a ”Wife diploma”, and I have to say, I met my late husband in the middle of my studies, and we married out of love and all that, but all that Brain has not gone anywhere. So, I looked over the island, and saw that a lot of Russian and Asian people went there, and I was all, where are the language courses for the older ladies, how are we all supposed to get along? Where you can perhaps sit outside, and learn in a relaxed atmosphere to help each other? I don’t wanna know which boy band just made a video about walking across a street in Seoul, and trust me honey, those courses sadly do exist on a high school level, but knowing when Mister Kim who lives in a very nice timeshare down the street wants to thank me for making him feel welcome, and when he wants to brag to his friends that I have a nice behind… Now that’s useful to a lady like me! You don’t learn that in highschool, like, ever! And so I said to myself, a new haircut, no more pills, no more wine and ice cream and cookies, no matter how delicious that combination is, I said, Karen, you are 40 years old, you are not getting any younger, who told you that you have to act your age? And that is what the foundation is for. Neighborhood Watch? Not without the foundation. Everyone gets a tracksuit, and some self defense equipment. PTA Meeting? The foundation brings coffee and cakes, and with this special software, you can even ask questions while you are at home.. Community college courses? Hell, no matter if you need “Underwater Basket Weaving”, “Advanced Brisket Smoking”, Zoomba, Tae Bo, or Russian Language courses, thanks to the grants of the foundation, people are coming out of the woodworks, and meeting each other to share the knowledge that they have. And those grants are available for anyone, even small people with no real experience, but a really good idea! How cool is that? And where before, we all sat alone in our own little apartments, being all gum and gloomy, now, we are active, outgoing, and taking it fresh and new everyday, doing things I would not have thought possible 10 years ago. I am taking life by the horns, and so are the other people that have been helped by the foundation. People are happy, we don’t judge, and everyone has an old tracksuit lying around, so nobody has to worry too much about wearing the right brands. And we pretty much take any person living in Hawaii, our oldest people are in their 90’s, our youngest people are in their 20’s. We are all just Hawaiians, doing Hawaiian things, being comfortable and having fun. I mean, with a tracksuit, I no longer have to get dressed up, I am very well dressed for most occasions, and at the same time, it is like a uniform. Pay no attention to the clothes, pay attention to me. That is pretty much what the foundation has done for me, if I am honest, and I am proud to already be halfway through paying my grant back, because without the foundation? I would still be sitting on the couch, watching TV. If I had to go to a regular bank? I mean, apart from my good looks, I had nothing. And if all it took to change my life so completely was a nice talk with the foundation, guess what, I do not care where they got that money from, if they had it from dealing blood diamonds or commercial copyright shenanigans, they do good work with it, and I am proud to help them out. ” -------- The older woman sat down, took her medicine, and began writing. It was easy to think of this as medicine. She did not know that much about chemistry, but she knew the power it had. It was better than aromatherapy. It was better than trailer park meth. IT beat essential oils by miles, and it had a better feeling of success then Avon. It was her little secret, the blue pills with the red specs. They were imported from China, because in the US, you could not get them anymore. Like Quaaludes. One day, they had been there, the next day, it was all gone.The world was generally unfair, and she was sadly in the middle of things. “Report about the Course class load. Whydotas, We are currently offering all the courses you suggested as regular courses. Since we started, the course load has been manageable. You would not believe how many people already knew stuff like that, and are in a mood to share it. At first, when you gave the order, I was all like, “we will at least have to offer a free buffet, and maybe those fruity drinks, some of those timeshare sales meetings, they are doing it right”, but you are right. Most of the people want to just get out of their houses, go to see other people, and do some fun stuff. It really is about building a community. The language classes are very well received.Russian, Korean, Japanese and Mandarin are a hit, especially if we keep it up with holding the classes outside, in beautiful locations. It feels less like sitting in a stuffy old classroom, and more like you just pick stuff up. We have more small business owners, and people working management jobs, taking the classes, just in case they meet someone who does not speak English as a first language. I have audited several of those classes myself, and I can say, it is smiles all around. And to see some tiny old islander talk in japanese to a businessman, It’s like magic. Both of them are smiling, and having a good old time over bonding on the price of ice cream. The sport classes are a riot. I mean, I get it, not everyone wants to be, like, super skimpy, or has the body for it, so wearing a tracksuit to zoomba is a change, but it is empowering. It’s like, even if you have a little bit of flab, if you just did 30 minutes of hot room yoga, then 2 hours of zoomba, then half an hour of bouldering, before working on your roller skating technique, It is a gosh darned miracle. Before, I would have had to pack like 8 different outfits, and would have spent some time doing makeup and such, but now, all I have to take is like a scrunchie, a water bottle, and maybe a single replacement tracksuit in case the first one gets too dirty, but that is that. I can get by on one tracksuit alone, and with the new materials we get in terms of tracksuit design, you really can wear a tracksuit all day every day and not feel icky. It’s like you said, the tracksuit is an unisex uniform, I wonder why I ever doubted you on that. The tech courses centered around Haol - E net are VERY well received, and I like can not stress this enough. I mean, that is what I seriously do not understand. You took something that a few years ago was a slur for the people who lived in timeshares, and you turned it around into a very hip trend. But I guess it is just your special talent. I do have to report, they had to break the course up into more manageable parts. Your idea was too compact, I mean I know you have no problem with doing it in one sitting, but even I had problems when you told it to me the first time how to do it, no matter how patient you were. It just makes so much more sense to go, first we do the soldering and the screwing, then we do the programming and the adjustments, then we do the installation in the places the students picked, and at the end, we do field testing with the class. I have to say, with this, it is like, totally perfect. IT is surprising how much the idea of a like distributed peer to peer network appeals to people, once you strip all that activist language from it, and go, for only 50 bucks and a trip to the DIY market, you can fix your own stuff and offer free wifi to people, and it is not too shabby. Plus, the students have started sharing their own ideas about how to do things. Not too shabby, I have to say, not too shabby at all. Introduction to Shamanism, Medicinal Marijuana and you, It’s not slacking it’s called Meditation, Zen and the Art of the Power Squat, Mystical Traditions of the World, Transcendental Hardbass with all night Ommming and the Masterclass of “proper Luau and Stargazing etiquette”... I have to say, I am surprised how big the audience for this is (and that squatting in a tracksuit is so popular). I would have thought that it could not be more than 10 people, but heck, the last time I checked it was around 50 people per class. Mostly, in the beginning, we had a lot of the old hippy types, but I have to say, it has changed around something fierce, and now we have way more. The self help groups…. They are needed, and as someone that needed a leg up myself, I can only appreciate what you are doing for the community. I know, you are most likely losing money on this, but this is the backbone of the foundation's work. Like, the course with the 200 ideas for making a meal out of spam? That is one of our most popular introductory courses. We don’t even have to train anybody, they just came up with that themself, and I was all, why not? Spam is not bad, it is like poor people's food, if it is that popular, hell, why not? The courses for the kids are mostly for giving them a place inside society. Most of them are handled over at the cafe and the makerspace, making it ideal to get the attention of the more sensitive operations. Just getting in the van, and delivering a load of teenagers in the middle of their hormones can be a powerful distracting force. All in all, we could not have asked for a better setup. It is ideal to drag the prying eyes off the main operations, because the tracksuit brigade can be summoned over the haol-E net, no matter if it is power walkers, a group doing photography, birdwatchers, or something like that, we can make a distraction appear. -------- < [Radio Ad begins] Host: Hey there, Hawaii, and welcome to another hour of Aloha Joe, starting with the coconut wireless Minute! Are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow? Then you gotta check out Club Penumbra's two-year anniversary party, sponsored by some of the biggest names in Hawaii! We're talking choke the folks from the Oahu Chamber of Commerce, the Eastern Joy Foundation, and more kahuna folks! They're all coming together to make this the biggest and baddest celebration of the year. And with six floors of non-stop entertainment, Club Penumbra is the place to be, as it has been! Hell, if it was according to me, I would call it a Hawaiian classical staple, like spam, but no, some folks get pissy about that. So first up, we've got the techno/industrial floor, with the latest beats and bass drops to get your heart racing. This is where the party animals come out to play, so make sure you're ready to dance until the sun comes up! And guess what, in the lineup of world class DJ’s, in the early hours of the morning, there is even a spot for me, little old Aloha Joe. Kapu to not show up, by the way. I will bring my A game, all for that 2 hour set that the folks of the penumbra have given me! . But if you're more of a rock n' roller, they've got you covered too. The rock floor will have you headbanging all night long to your favorite tunes. We got some seriously great bands there in the past, a couple of newcomers, and some local bands, so show up, show support, and get crazy! And if you're feeling extra edgy, check out the alternative floor or the punk bar and floor for a night of rebellious fun. I have been to London, and it still amazes me that it looks like someone took one of the old punk bars, and put it in there. Looks and smells like the sex pistols are still a thing, and believe me, the music alone makes me question just how anti everything I can be! PLus, with all the wet T-shirt contests, that is not interesting, but a mohawk contest, live piercing and tattoo art, Party games with beer cans, now that is fresh. And for those who want to experience the Far East, we've got a themed floor that will transport you to another world. Get ready for some exotic sights and sounds that will have you feeling like you're in a different country altogether. And while I had some reservations, last month, when they had BTS there, and about a million young teenagers screaming when they opened the roof to the night sky, I have a special feeling that they have something planned for that night that will blow that shit out of the water. But that's not all! We've got a rooftop chillout area with some of the most stunning views of Hawaii's natural beauty. This is where you can take a break from the dance floor and just chill out with your friends, on our rooftop bar and natural preserve, right next to the Helicopter Lanai spot. I mean, damn, a Helipad, that is class for you! It's the perfect place to take in the breathtaking scenery and just relax for a bit, with a pack of green bottles. Man, I get chicken skin thinking about what happens up there when all the aunties and uncles are still up, and the keiki are downstairs burning down the place. They even have a whirlpool up there, though god knows how they pay for all that energy, but you know they will have to change that water all minute. Or else, whoever touches that is in for a surprise in 9 months. And thanks to the generous sponsors that were not chang at all and you party animals, Club Penumbra is the place to be, from sun down to sun up, Partying the night away. You can meet and mingle with locals and tourists alike, and enjoy a night of fun in a safe and welcoming environment. We're all about bringing people together and having a good time! So what are you waiting for? Get your tickets now for only 100 bucks, and join us for the party of the year at Club Penumbra's two-year anniversary celebration! We're talking non-stop entertainment, amazing music, and the best vibes you'll find anywhere in Hawaii. It's going to be epic, and you won't want to miss it! Host: And that's a wrap for this special broadcast, folks. Make sure you tune in to our show tomorrow for more exciting news and events happening in Hawaii. Until then, keep it locked on your favorite talk radio station, kine, Kama’aina , and those that are still practicing alike. -------- The "Red Christmas" trend, which has been making waves on social media platforms worldwide, has raised concerns about the potentially dangerous consequences of this purported phenomenon. However, many conservative Americans have been quick to dismiss the trend as yet another manifestation of the misguided youth culture that dominates the internet. Recent reports suggest that individuals have received unexpected gifts on Christmas morning that are believed to contain deadly or injuring components. Despite the gravity of these claims, there remains no concrete evidence linking these reports of isolated occurrences to any malevolent intent. Furthermore, many of the examples that supporters of the theory present are often cherry-picked to reinforce their preconceived notions. Despite the efforts of social media moderators to combat this disinformation campaign with clearly faked videos, the trend has persisted for several months. Activists continue to highlight new incidents around Christmas time in an attempt to lend credence to a purported grand conspiracy narrative that seems reminiscent of the “Slenderman” craze a few years back. However, Kamaua Van Gieson, a spokesperson for the Hawaii Island police, remains resolute that there is no reason for concern. He maintains that the trend is simply a manifestation of mass hysteria fueled by social media platforms like TikTok. The conservative response has been similar, with many suggesting that individuals exercise common sense and not take the trend seriously. In the event that individuals remain concerned, a few officers are willing to examine any suspicious packages. However, individuals who lived in the pre-internet era remain unperturbed by this trend and are confident in the ability of the US mail system to detect any unusual items. The "Red Christmas" trend appears to be rooted in a sense of unease and paranoia that has become increasingly pervasive in contemporary society these days, largely due to the unchecked proliferation of liberal social media and its capacity to disseminate information at an unprecedented rate without any concerns as to verifying it first. As such, it has become increasingly challenging to discern what information is credible and what is not. Despite these reassurances, the notion of a "Red Christmas" trend continues to generate attention on social media, with many individuals convinced that there is a broader conspiracy at work. This sense of paranoia is perhaps unsurprising given the broader cultural context in which the trend has emerged, which is characterized by a profound distrust of institutions and a sense of alienation from one's peers. This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. At its core, the "Red Christmas" trend is a manifestation of these broader cultural trends, which have made it increasingly difficult to discern fact from fiction. While it remains possible that there are isolated incidents of individuals receiving suspicious packages, there is no evidence to suggest that this trend is anything more than another internet hoax propagated by those seeking attention and validation. It is disappointing to see that many young people have embraced such a cynical and nihilistic worldview, fueled by the toxic culture that dominates the internet. The internet, once hailed as a tool for enlightenment and progress, has become a breeding ground for disinformation, conspiracy theories, and harmful ideologies that threaten the fabric of our society. As responsible adults, it is our duty to encourage critical thinking and discernment among the youth, and to promote positive values that foster empathy, compassion, and respect for others. We must teach our children to be vigilant and discerning, to think critically and objectively, and to reject harmful ideologies that seek to divide us and turn us against one another. In conclusion, the "Red Christmas" trend is nothing more than a misguided and dangerous hoax propagated by individuals seeking attention and validation. We must remain ever vigilant and discerning in the face of such disinformation campaigns, and encourage critical thinking and discernment among the youth to promote a healthier and more positive society. -------- “So, like, the host cafe “Pink Queen” is actually going pretty well. I know, big damn surprise, on an island overrun with Japanese businessmen and women, the host cafe does good. What next, they tell us the local Walmart stocks rice cookers and has to buy spam in bulk? I would not have thought of that, but let's just say, It worked out. Like, in the beginning, it was just six girls and me in a single 8 hour shift, but they crashed our guest list after 2 weeks. We had to reserve spots, can you believe it? Then, it was like 25 people after 4 months, and we moved into having round the clock service and opening up the courtyard, and finally, after almost a year, we are up to 125 people, serving the inside, the outside, the maker space, and the street team. It was like , wow, where do all those guests come from? Turns out, and I swear I did not suspect this, but you most likely already knew that Hawaii was too tourism focussed. I know, what a shocker, am I right? Turns out, once you have a location in the middle of paradise, and you offer uniforms that do not necessarily include, like the flower chains and leaves and stuff, surprise, people will run in the door trying to get away from it all. Not only do we get high school girls that don’t wanna spend their time dancing for the tourists, and smiling, you also get the people that may occasionally frown. I know, it happens that in customer service, your waiter will occasionally frown, but damn. Let's see. What else is new? The most popular seats in the house are the private booths in the back, so I had them upgraded to small rooms, with an overview of the courtyard. This way, like old people can come in, enjoy their coffee, and look over all the festivities down there. I mean, we are a successful cafe, but if I had known most people in here want their food, and to not be bothered by stuff, I would have started this way earlier. Sure, we get a few pimply-faced guys in here, whose dream is to be waited on hand and foot by a young and pretty girl dressed in a maid outfit, and maybe the occasional old pervert, but seriously? It could be worse, just saying. Not only are we an equal opportunity employer, and have 4 women for one men, most of those difficult guests just like one of the private rooms on the second floor, we charge extra for this, they have the ability to send their orders down to the kitchen, and they send the food up, sometimes even with the drone. That is all. I kid you not, some of the smaller drones are like way more popular than the girls. Even the ones who are seriously strutting it. The makerspace was another hit. Like, people love this shit, I have a couple of friends my age who come only for the makerspace, and you get the weird crafts that everybody loves, like mad traditional and stuff. Plus, since we have the industrial sized lift, people can actually work on cars and bigger projects as well, which is really cool. Like, last week, we had a guy from downtown just bring in a microbus, seventeen different computer towers, and lots of electronics, and go, I wanna turn this into a thing. I mean, it is so nice that they all wanna come down here, no matter if it is a divorced mother who wants to try out basket weaving, Dad who likes to tune up his midlife crisis mobile, some guy that wants to 3d print his 400 piece figurine collection, and paint it, and all that stuff. Back in Texas, you would have done that sort of thing in the garage, but here, apparently nobody has a garage in Hawaii anymore, so they come to us. What is also very popular is the tool library and the makers market. The tool library was just because I noticed that we have so many of your old second hand specialized tools, we just went, “Go on, rent yourself a tool for great success!”. I have to say though, most of that business comes from renting out grills and stuff that you would think people would buy, but no, nobody these days seems to want to own a propane grill with all the bells and whistles, They wanna rent it when it is necessary. I mean, I get it, but that it is more popular than the tools, I would have never thought. So yea, I used the extra space more for grills, sun chairs, extra tents and such, but it paid off better. The makers market I kind of did by myself, because lots of the kids did things for their keiki friends, like tuning a computer, making freaky t-shirts, and so forth. I went, hold on, they have like a use case that is constant for the stuff like making a tshirt, in a small batch, or making circuit boards, so I just said, in case you do something like this, 50 % of our spots are reserved for locals who just don’t have a place to do their work in, but the rest basically gives us 10 % of their proceeds. You can not believe how many local people have tried out to work like this, a surprising number make it, but mostly, it is like a safe space for them, where they can try it out. Plus, we more than make up what we lose in that regard, because everyone who visits just buys a few knick knacks, sits down to have some Omu Rice, or something of the like, and enjoys studying nerds up close. My favorite part though? That has to be our first expansion, the courtyard games. Same idea as the first, but with a twist. Like, I noticed that a lot of Japanese kids here on vacation would stop in front of the store, and I was all like, “Okay, what is happening? ” Turns out, There were some AR games that just allowed you to play close to the spot. Geo Location, they called it, and the pokemans. So, I invested a few profits into getting a few old consoles, and vending machines, and the rest is history. Now, when people come by, we have a dedicated server for all the popular games in the cellar. They can sit down, have a snack, read some comic books, play some video games outside when the weather is nice, and in the evening, we just roll out all the AV carts, and have old school lan parties and such. I may have even dusted off my old controller, and may have played a couple of times, hidden of course to not make it like obvious that I am “the Pink Queen”, but…. I have to say, in Houston, I would have given those kids a roll of quarters, and have sent them off to the arcade. Do you know Hawaii has shit tier arcades, and is proud of it? I know, I am too old for this, but this is a piece of childhood, so I made sure to offer powerful and fast wlan, lots of local games, and run it as an event space. We even had a release party for Hogwarts Legacy, and all the staff served a wizard inspired menu. We got official permission from the company, and they brought us a bunch of free merch. I can not beat the visitors away, it seems. I mean, it seems pretty damn genius, at least to me. You have a lot of the stuff that goes on underground, you do not want anyone to look at it too closely, so you slap a host cafe on top of it, and poof, suddenly nobody looks too closely at what precisely goes on there. It works out like magic, I swear -------- (From a brochure at the Expeditions Ferry company counter. ) Welcome to the "Hawaii after Dark" tours, where we will take you on a journey to experience the dark and twisted side of Hawaii after dark, and delve into the unsettling mysteries of what readers digest crowned “the Bermuda Triangle of the Pacific”. Prepare to uncover the eerie secrets of some of Hawaii's most famous locations, as we explore the conspiracy theories and supernatural stories that haunt these major islands. Haleakala Midnight Tour: The Haleakala Midnight Tour takes you, on foot and with flashlights, to the top of Maui's highest peak in the dead of night, where you will witness the spooky and mysterious side of the mountain. Legend has it that the summit is a gateway to the spirit world, where supernatural beings lurk in the shadows. Who knows, you may even encounter the legendary night marchers. But that's not all - CNN, Bloomberg news, Fox news, and many more say that the area surrounding Haleakala is part of the new Bermuda Triangle, where ships and planes have disappeared without a trace. As you gaze out into the darkness, you may feel a sense of unease, wondering if you too will fall victim to the mysterious forces that lurk in the region. Lantern Ghost Tour of Honolulu: The Lantern Ghost Tour of Honolulu will take you on a journey through the dark and twisted history of Hawaii's capital city, and the surrounding waters that have become part of the new Bermuda Triangle. Your guide will lead you through the dimly lit streets and alleys, where you will hear spine-chilling stories of murder, mystery, and the supernatural. You'll visit notorious sites such as the Iolani Palace and the Kawaiaha'o Church, but the tour doesn't stop there. Your guide will take you out into the ocean, where you'll seek out the sites of shipwrecks and unexplained disappearances. As you journey through the darkness, you may catch a glimpse of strange lights or hear the faint sound of ghostly voices. Not recommended for children under the age of 12. Kilauea Volcano Night Tour: The Kilauea Volcano Night Tour takes you to the Big Island's most active volcano, which some believe is a significant part of the Bermuda Triangle of the Pacific. Beyond the natural wonders of the fiery lava flows, your guide will share the myths, legends and conspiracy theories that surround the volcano. Some say that Kilauea is a portal to another dimension, and that those who venture too close risk disappearing into the unknown. As you hike through the dark forest and get up close to the bubbling lava, you may feel a sense of foreboding, wondering what lies beyond the veil, and how thin the borders between worlds actually are. For all those that do survive the terrors of the night, afterwards, there will be a scary luau and wine tasting at Hawaii’s very own volcano winery. Waikiki Ghost Tour: The Waikiki Ghost Tour takes you through the vibrant and bustling tourist district of Waikiki, which has also become part of the newly crowned Bermuda Triangle of the Pacific. As you walk through the dark and deserted streets, you will hear the spine-chilling stories of the ghosts that haunt the area. But that's not all - your guide will take you to see the U.S. Army Museum of Hawaiʻi, housed inside Battery Randolph, where spooky and unexplained things have been going on for years, before taking you on a museum ship out into the ocean, where you'll seek out first hand the sites of unexplained disappearances and strange phenomena. As you journey through the darkness, you may catch a glimpse of eerie lights or hear the sound of ghostly whispers. Recommended parking is nearby the fort, snacks can be purchased, and the entire tour is wheelchair accessible. In conclusion: The "Hawaii after Dark" tours are not for the faint of heart. If you are looking for an experience that will leave you with a sense of unease and a newfound fascination with the supernatural, then this tour is for you. But be warned - you may never look at Hawaii in the same way again, wondering if it's just a beautiful paradise or if there's something more sinister lurking beneath the surface. Group discounts apply, and our very talented guides can be rented to make your conference or your family occasion an unforgettable experience. -------- “I mean, in between all that is going on, I guess you can say that nobody has the finger on the pulse of the island just like us. I mean, we have 125 people, so we already cover all the highschools. We are one of the only certified nerd spots on the islands, so that is pretty cool, but where it gets impressive is when we combine the foundations work. I like read it in a Dan Brown novel once, it’s called Human Intelligence. We know everything that is going on, because people just come by, and wanna have a good time, and if people gather, people talk, and when people talk, they tell you lots of stuff. I mean, just the teenagers at the cafe, I can go any listen, and I know what is trending, what is up, what is the gossip of the town. They all have brothers and sisters, or parents and uncles, that work in the fields, and everyplace. IF you think about it, we do not have access to the management of the hotels, but we have stuff like all the people scrubbing the floors, changing the sheets, or delivering food to those places. We do not have the peoplöe that own the factories, shops or institutions, but we have a place where all of them come after a hard day of work to let off some steam. Then, with the courses, we have the old to older folks. They are a handful, but at the same time, they love nothing more than talking. So yea, if you wanna get a hold of some good info, just pass the name around, someone is going to get something. I do not mean to brag, but if you need to figure out some stuff, we are our own secret service. ” -------- Advertisement in seattle. “Get ready to party like never before with our exclusive Party Flight! We're taking the party from Seattle to Hawaii, so you can start celebrating the moment you step on board, and not waste a single moment. Our Party Flight departs from Seattle just as the sun begins to set, so you can enjoy a beautiful view of the city as you take off. Once in the air, our experienced crew will make sure you're comfortable and ready to party. With a lively atmosphere, endless drinks, and delicious refreshments, you'll feel like you're already in Hawaii before you even touch down.We are taking vacations seriously. 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Book your tickets now and get ready to party like never before with our Party Flight to Hawaii. You won't regret it!” -------- Recovered from a memory chip that was disposed of improperly. “Dear Diary, What a whirlwind of a day it has been! The Penumbra has been buzzing with energy as we prepare for our biggest event yet, and as the day-to-day manager, I've been in the thick of it all. From overseeing contractors and suppliers to ensuring that our guests have a night to remember, it's been non-stop action of having to be in seven places at once. Managing a club like the Penumbra is no easy feat, but I relish every moment of it. The excitement is contagious, and everyone is working hard to make sure that everything is perfect for our guests. I've been making sure that the invitations are just right, the bands are booked in advance, and that the bar is well-stocked with the best drinks to keep our guests happy all night long. I've also been keeping an eye on the lighting, sound system, decorations, and all the little details that go into making a night unforgettable. One of the things I enjoy most about my job is that I get to do it all while wearing the most fabulous outfits. Aunty Karen has been my fashion guru and helps me pick out the perfect look for each event. I've always had a love for fashion, and it's been such a thrill to express myself through my wardrobe at work. Even daddy, who isn't the most fashion-forward person, has been impressed with my sense of style. But managing the Penumbra isn't just about appearances. It takes a lot of intelligence, creativity, and quick thinking to tackle the challenges that come my way. From last-minute cancellations to unexpected power outages, I've learned to think on my feet and find creative solutions to even the toughest challenges. I pride myself on my ability to juggle multiple tasks at once and keep my cool under pressure. Of course, work isn't the only thing that keeps me busy. I had the opportunity to meet BTS, my favorite K-pop group, in person! I've been a fan for so long, and it was a dream come true to meet them. Suga was especially understanding, and we bonded over the pressure of performing and how we cope with it. Meeting them was definitely a highlight of my life, and I couldn't stop smiling for days afterward. I even got selfies with all of them! Despite all the excitement, being different can be a bit isolating at times. I sometimes feel misunderstood by the small-minded people around me, but I try not to let it get to me. After all, there's always more work to be done, and more invitations to design, bands to book, and flowers to admire. And when I do need a break, I have Aunty Karen, Uncle Sigma, Daddy, and the rest of the island to keep me company. At times, it can be challenging to balance my responsibilities with my personal life, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. The Penumbra is more than just a nightclub – it's a place where memories are made, friendships are formed, and dreams are realized. And I'm proud to be a part of it all. Until next time, diary. Yours truly, Lal” -------- < “Uhm, like, Regarding your “daughter” Lal…. I know it is not my place to advise you, but maybe…. Lal needs female role models, yea, there, I said it. She is a daddy's girl, sure, a little princess, but she also needs to be challenged. I mean, I do wonder how you got her, and why she is not the least bit curious about her Mommy, … Now, I can still laugh it off, and go, she is only 5, and the boss's daughter, but in a few years, it will be harder and harder to properly explain her oddities as “she is homeschooled”. That girl is nice and cute now, but when she grows up…. I mean, I do not have anything at all against having her over for the day, and she is a very well behaved little girl. I am a bit honored that you think of me as a very good model to raise her and teach her, but she is not making this easy. I mean, I raised my little girl right, and I don’t mind at all, it is nice to be an Aunt to a little girl like this…. To give you a few examples of what I mean. I would say, very gently, that girl has problems pretending that she is a little girl. * Little girls normally do not have adult level conversations. They are like allowed, and in some cases even encouraged, to be girls. Little girls are allowed to like stuff like horses, and princesses. They should not be able to memorize the entire movie lilo and stitch after one viewing. Or, try the bee movie script as a joke. I mean, it is funny and all, but it can be scary if she manages to speak 4 languages fluently, and manages to pick up Icelandic, Russian, Korean and Japanese over a weekend of sitting in the corner, but … * I tried giving her some pens and a piece of paper, and told her to draw, because I was trying to look over some contracts… I did not assume she would draw dark stuff that I had to google. I assumed that she would draw like a person, or a nice stick figure, or something like that. “Giovanni Battista Piranesi - Le Carceri d'Invenzione” is not what I thought she would go for. * IT is also awkward that she is NEVER tired, and just seems perfectly happy to play all day long. Normal kids get out of breath, or stop, or so…. It is unusual to say the least to find a little kid that can proudly hold her breath for 5 minutes. * I have to say, I know that you have some side businesses, and overnight, you take her…. But let's just say, I would prefer for her not to tell me precisely what her “Babushka” has been doing in the woods, or show me some monster type shit… I mean, I get it, you are unusual, and I have to learn much, but seriously, if she plays with other kids, and they go home telling of hawaiian grandmothers that are a bit “different”, that is fine…. It is not when she goes on about her grandmother having a skull that is the size of her forearm, and she uses it as a shield when she hunts the boogeyman. I mean, I get that there is a lot of learning left for me to do, but some things I believe fall under “too much information”. * Also, please, fix her eating. I know, she can eat just like a human person, but the last time I have seen a human person eat pig bones…. Has been a while. Most people can also not describe the taste of electricity, and ask me if I would like some. Just saying, more than weird. But on the other hand, as long as she sticks to snacks and other little girl things, she is very much welcome. Most of the staff at the cafe believe that she is a bit “autistic”, but appreciate it when she can help them with their homework. --------- Unknown Artist Collective Distributes Gypsum Statues of Hawaiian Heroes Across Oahu via Door 2 Door Drone Delivery Service Residents across Oahu have been left pleasantly surprised after discovering gypsum statues of Hawaiian heroes in unexpected locations, ranging from the backyards of schools, to the rooftops of buildings, to places in the wilderness. The sculptures, which have been attributed to an unknown artist collective, depict historical figures such as King Kamehameha and Queen Liliuokalani, but also mythological creatures. What makes these sculptures unique is not only their historical significance, but also the means by which they were delivered. The artist collective reportedly used Door 2 Door, a revolutionary drone delivery service, to transport the sculptures to various locations around the island anonymously. The use of drone delivery adds an element of mystery to the story, as the identity of the artists behind the sculptures remains unknown. However, the message behind their art is clear: to honor the history and culture of Hawaii. Locals have expressed their admiration for the sculptures, with some even dubbing them "the hidden gems of Oahu." Many have taken to social media to share photos and express their gratitude for the unexpected art installations. From facebook groups, to instagram reels featuring a hunt for new statues, the topic is uniquely positively discussed. However, the guerilla-style art of the collective has also led to a few false calls to the police. Some residents were initially alarmed to find statues on their property without permission, mistaking it for vandalism or a suspected break in. Police have explained that multiple cases are running, but thus far, it is easier to just assume unwanted littering, and wait for offers. Because despite these incidents, the stunning and brave statues have become a hot commodity, with more and more places across the islands taking it as a sign of pride to have been gifted such a statue, and to be recognised as “authentically hawaiian”. Rumors also exist about such a statue in their own property leading to mass discounts for the delivery service. In fact, some property owners are even willing to pay for the removal of any statue that they don't want, fearing that they might be missing out on a unique piece of art that is quickly becoming a symbol of Hawaiian pride. Regardless of the debate surrounding their placement, it is clear that the artist collective has sparked a conversation about the importance of honoring Hawaiian culture and history. The gypsum sculptures serve as a reminder of the significant figures who have shaped the island's past and present, and the uniquely bubbling cultural scene, trapped in between tourist hotels and luaus. . As of now, the identity of the artist collective remains a mystery that seems well guarded. However, residents across Oahu are eagerly awaiting the next surprise installation, wondering where the Door 2 Door drones will deliver next. ------- “Well, boss, I say again, very cool of you to get me an actual job. With the net, I have a steady source of things to spend my money on, but seriously? That is the first job I ever had. I know I am not as Good as the other ones, but on account of my deformities,I think I have done my job well. I get more and more of your ideas for the net, and I have to say, I agree. Peer to peer is the way to go, and I can not think of a single bad aspect of that. The backbone of a stand of repeaters under the guise of promoting microgeneration is ingenious. I have to say, it is weird having a phone and just being able to go online anywhere on the island, but it has its advantages. The islands of Hawai’i, Mau*i and Oa*hu are fully connected, Kaua’i, Moloka’i and Lana’i have base stations, and in the next wave of expansion, we are sure to get Ni’ihau and Kahoʻolawe. Nothing much more to say, Not much can be done when a volcano breaks out, and suddenly, the islands are full of eggheads that just wanna stare into the night sky all day long. Makes it hard for me just to get a good foot on the ground and do anything, much less fix solar panels, or hide a base station. With a couple of my brothers (Thanks again for setting us up with the direct flight), we were able to establish a base patrol, and we take pride in managing the strand for you. I know, on account of your blood, it was a bit of a problem, but when I mentioned that you were intending to pay us for the privilege, and wanted us to have regular contracts with vacation and overtime, that smoothed a lot of waves. All of them think this is better than being “unpaid Interns”, and it helps that you do not demand to know every single minute of every single night, but as you can see, the job is done, and will get done. Lots of my brothers have been very cautious, but let's just say, you are a whole lot better and more agreeable than your folk from vienna. I know, it is ancient history for one like you, but it means a lot to have a nice utility belt, a spiffy watch, and a cap as a uniform, and it rocks even more when you get a real life paycheck, and it is good like that. Don’t be too offended , lots of folk still see in you a pillar of the machine, and don’t wanna work too closely for you, just in case that you decide to flip on us and sell us out, but it is like it is. For you, that was before your birth, for us, that was some of the first things we remember. So much bad blood does not get simply washed away. The offer of safe havens has been generally welcomed, and I have to smile when I think of shit I had to go through in the past, and now…- I just look at the watch, and ask, has someone seen me, and you send out a new statue to a place. Rocks, in my book, hardcore. I have to say though, there is some stuff brewing that I do not like. You and me, we are okay, despite you telling everybody that you made me come alive by squatting on me, but seriously, not to be alarmist, there is stuff I don’t like. I get weird feelings, weird signs start appearing, and all in all, it starts to feel more wrong then right in some places. I think my kind is more in tune with the idea of the feeling of a place, and it feels like someone else has made camp in hawaii. I can not tell you some internals, but I know how the people in Portland might feel, when the street people camp in front of their door. It is this feeling of unknown dread, that you just can’t put your finger on. I know several around the islands hold you and yours in high regard. Older ones, and younger ones. You have ruffled a few feathers almost a year back now, but during the time in between, lots of people have been seeing that you and yours are exactly the kind of new wind we needed around here for a while. I hope you keep up whatever you have been doing, and when the going gets weird, as you so often say, the weird turn pro. And what you did when the rocket went off…. That puts the last doubts out of people's heads. You were ready to die for Hawai’i, and not many can say that. As such, not as a sign of fealty to a pillar of the system, but from one fighter for hawaii to another: Keep your eyes open. I know you are a genius when it comes to tech and weirdness, but there is only so much you can do alone. I don’t know what the deal is with your friends and you, but it might be the time to feel if people are ready to return, and join forces. Lots of people talk that way, and rest assured that you are not alone if you quietly look for some more forces. Greet Lal from me, and tell her to not be sad about some of my brothers. They did not get that you honestly did not fall back into your family's ways, and just wanted to make someone that could help you. As far as I am concerned, and my word does hold a little pull, I consider her my godchild, and if something happens to you, I can promise I will defend her as one of my own blood. I know the truth, and as such, I can not help but be protective of her. You have been saddled with quite a task, and I do think you remind me of someone. Not of your father, though the labs are equally creepy, but of a woman that my folks have once loved like a mother, because she was to us like you were to Lal … You know, not look at us and go, “nice piece of inventory”, but “I made this, I am this one's parent, and thus I see to it that it misses nothing, and is happy. ” As a german writer has said it once: “The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. That God's name is Abraxas.” I can not fault you for being good with technology in a way I have rarely seen. I can not fault you for being in the headspace that the cold war is still cooking. Take this as a warning from a bird to a crab on the land. I make sure I have a comfortable place to land, and weather the coming storm. I suggest you do the same.