A milky-white magic lamp added a touch of quiet and serene mood to the entire room. A potted plant with blue fruits on the windowsill emitted a fresh and sour smell like oranges, purifying the air from outside. Lorna and Lisa were busy spreading soft yellow animal-hide bedding on the spacious bed that could accommodate three people. The tired Murin Tristan felt an intense urge to throw himself onto the bed and roll around as soon as he saw it. However, in the presence of beautiful women, such impolite behavior was out of the question. At least, he had to wait until they left.

When Lorna and Lisa saw Murin Tristan approaching, they stopped their conversation, but their eyes were filled with uncontrollable smiles. Their expressions of suppressing laughter made Murin Tristan recall his embarrassment just now. The thick face that had finally accumulated suddenly became thinner again. Secretly scolding oneself for not being competitive enough and embarrassing oneself as a hooligan.

However, the sight of the two beautiful maids still brightened Murin Tristan's eyes and dispelled all his fatigue. Lorna and Lisa had both changed into pajamas, and they were the kind that was very sexy, very ambiguous, and very seductive. The black sexy tight-fitting animal-hide underwear failed to cover them completely. Their plump little butts, round thighs, slender waists, and quivering breasts became the main targets of Murin Tristan's gaze. He secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Goodness, were these pajamas? Fortunately, they didn't have whips or candles in their hands. Otherwise, Murin Tristan would surely think they were coming to play SM with him.

Among the two women, Lorna was more voluptuous, full of curves and elasticity, and her body could easily arouse the desires of a normal man. Lisa, on the other hand, had a natural coquettish charm that was equally captivating.

With two beauties of different styles by his side, Murin Tristan was in no hurry to rest. Instead, he hoped they would move more slowly so that he could enjoy the view for a while longer. However, reality was often not as beautiful as one wished. Lorna and Lisa were quick and efficient, and they soon finished everything.

"Mr. Rodi, if you're tired, you'd better rest early," they said.

Murin Tristan really wanted them to stay a little longer, but it was already so late, and he couldn't come up with a proper excuse. If he tried to persuade them to stay with words, they might even think he had improper intentions.

Murin Tristan watched disappointedly as they walked out of the room. Just as he was about to take off his clothes and go to bed, the door of the room suddenly opened a crack, and Lisa's little head popped out.

Just as Murin Tristan was suspecting whether this glamorous woman had a voyeuristic fetish, Lisa said with an embarrassed look, "Mr. Rodi, I feel really bad about disturbing you, but I heard that you're from a remote place. We've never left Green Town, and everything outside is so strange and curious to us. Could you tell us about it?"

Murin Tristan almost replied without hesitation, "Sure, of course! No Problem!" In his excitement, even English words slipped out.

Lisa let out a cheer and ran in from outside, with Lorna following closely behind.

The two beautiful women sat on either side of Murin Tristan. Their delicate fragrance wafted into his nose. Murin Tristan was somewhat intoxicated. He never thought that when he was on Earth, he had barely interacted with a few women with even a bit of good looks. But now, he was in the same room with two stunningly beautiful and seductive women, so close that he could reach out and touch them. It was like a person who had never eaten pork suddenly got a whole pig. The contrast was too great. This metaphor might be a bit vulgar, but it perfectly matched Murin Tristan's nouveau riche mentality at the moment.

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Prompted by the continuous urgings of Lisa and Lorna, Murin Tristan, who had been daydreaming, finally came to his senses. He remembered that the village he had mentioned was completely a fabricated and illusory place. However, this was no trouble for him, who was used to making up lies. Murin Tristan started talking nonsense and incorporated some customs from Earth, such as the Water-Splashing Festival, climbing mountains on the Double Ninth Festival, eating zongzi and having dragon boat races on the Dragon Boat Festival, and so on. The two maids found it extremely novel and interesting and were soon engrossed in listening.

Seeing their fascinated expressions, Murin Tristan felt proud. He never expected that his clumsy ways of pleasing women on Earth would be so useful on the Divine Wind Continent. His confidence soared, and his mouth seemed to be smeared with oil. He talked non-stop, like a gushing river, and couldn't be stopped. With his true nature showing, he couldn't help adding some rather provocative and ambiguous remarks in his excitement.

"Ahem, ahem. Next, let me tell you a joke," he said.

Upon hearing this, Lisa and Lorna clapped their hands in unison and said, "Great!"

Murin Tristan cleared his throat to draw the two women's attention and then slowly said, "A mother said to her little daughter, 'If someone harasses you sexually, say 'no' if they touch you above and'stop' if they touch you below!' Who knew that the next day, the little daughter was sexually harassed and came back crying to tell her mother. After hearing what her daughter said, the mother was very angry and asked, 'Did you reject that person?' The little girl looked at her mother with an innocent expression, nodded, and said, 'That person touched me above and below at the same time!'"

At this point, Murin Tristan paused and said mysteriously to the two women, "Guess what the little girl would say in that situation?"

"No~~Stop!" Lisa and Lorna said almost in unison. Then, as if they understood something, they burst into giggles and said coquettishly, "Mr. Rodi, you're so naughty!"

Murin Tristan was elated that such a vulgar joke could make the beauties laugh. He had plenty of such jokes, enough to fill a dustpan. He immediately told another one: "A man walked into a bar with a piranha with sharp teeth. After putting the fish on the bar counter and attracting the attention of the customers, he said slowly, 'How about I make a bet with you all? I'll put my little brother into the fish's mouth, hit the fish on the head with a beer bottle for a while, and then take it out without a scratch. If I can do it, each of you just needs to buy me a glass of beer.'

The onlookers who loved to watch the excitement naturally agreed loudly. In the silence, the man took off his pants in public, took out his little brother, and put it into the fish's mouth. Then he picked up a beer bottle and hit the fish on the head for about a minute. After that, he took out his little brother, and indeed, it was unscathed. The man received his prize in the cheers - a glass of beer from each guest.

Then the man took out a stack of money and put it on the bar counter, saying, 'Who dares to give it a try? All this money will be his.'

There was complete silence. After a while, someone in the back of the bar raised their hand. A blonde woman said shyly, 'I can give it a try, but you can't hit me on the head with a beer bottle...'"

Lisa and Lorna were laughing so hard that they were bent over, and their breasts were bouncing up and down. Murin Tristan was so distracted that he stared straight at them. This was probably what was meant by "like flowers swaying in the wind."

Murin Tristan took the opportunity to tease the two women with more words, making them blush and act coy. Before long, they became very familiar with each other, and Murin Tristan also threw off his inhibitions. "By the way, Lisa, what's going on with that tail of yours?"