The white light dimmed out and now i am in some sort of liquid...yes im in my mom omg please tell me im gonna be born soon and i dont have to wait fucking 9 months for it.Its been i think a few hours and im getting so bored omg i wanna get out so badly anyway lets make a plan for the outside first i need to create my first minion umm what should i make i know i want a butler first i mean how nice would that be umm...o i think im getting out of here.
-Push my lady push you can do it(???)
-Where is my husssssbannnnddd he said he will be here call him here right now(MOM?)
-Alright,my lade he will be here any second now-
-Im here my love you can do it give me an heir please god please give me a son so my kingdom will stay strong after my demise.(Dad)
-UHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(Mom)
-The baby is out my lade congratulation my lady its a boy
-Thank you my god a boy someone who will save my kingdom
-(Im finally out finally my mission starts lets make this world bow to my feet MOAHAHAHAHHA)
-You see my lady he is so energetic ive never seen a baby that laughs right away.
-OOPS lets cry shall we MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAM UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Oh must have been my imagination
-Analita give me my son i wanna see my futur heir(Dad)
-There you are my boy in the future you will by my side always and one day you will become the greateast king there was.
-(You dont say ``papa``MOUAHAHAHAHA you never know maybe i will become king sooner that you think all it takes is for you to die in an``accident``but do not you still have a few years ahead of you cherrish them while you can KAHKHAKHAKHAHKA what villainous laugh i have.)
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-Give me my baby right now george(Mom)
-Alright honey there you go (George)
-There you are my little baby i will take care of you all my life
Oh oh im getting sleep...
It has been pretty much a week since i was born since then i did learn a bunch of stuff like our kingdom is the strongest human kingdom and there are a few other kingdoms as well there is the elves one which is in the forest i mean in each and every fiction they are always hippies.And then there is the fucking dwarf kingdom you can guess it in the fucking mountain and of course they are blacksmiths i mean...and finally the demon kingdom which is the largest kingdom on the continent.
Anyway i decided that i will create my butler when i am atleast 3 and i already have a plan i will go in the forest and i will come back with a story like i found him there and asked him if he wanted to serve me and he said yes as you can see its boring being a baby i have time to think of alot of things.Anyways lets try this magic stuff lets try putting mana in my palm hey it worked alright now FIRE IM TOO FUCKING GOOD i mean on my first try a fire flame appeared in the future people i will create tsunamis of fire with darkness in it.Oh by the way people one of my objectives in this world is to create my very own Susan`o i mean who doesnt want a fucking susan`o i mean i am already invincble to some extent but how cool would that be.Anyways i will come back in a few years when things got a little more interesting yes there will be a time skip so just be patient ill update this in 4 years and tell you what i learned do not worry it will go in Flash.