Well i just died i really thought it would hurt more so what now please tell me reincarnation is real i mean who would`nt like to go in another world like many of these characthers from light novels and just do shit and be OP as fuck i mean come on people.Alright i dont know how many minutes,months or years ive been in this void space but its getting quite boring i mean if only i had some internet connection anyways as i...

-Sorry for the wait my son(???)

-Really really fucking cliche sentence let me guess god...

-uhh...AHAHAHAHAHAHA you are the first human to talk to me like that for atleast a few millenias now(God)

-Okay god lets get down to buisness,what are my options now let me guess reincarnation by the way may i have a few powers if i have to go in another world BY the way make it so magic is in the world and if i had to go in another world i dont wanna be a weak ass bitch or a slave of some baron ive read enough stories that goes that way.

-Well well you see normally i would of send you in another world with so many curses on you the only thing you would be is the weakest villager there ever was but because your father is someone important here i will let you choose 10 types of powers you want.

-WAIT WAIT WHO IS MY FATHER HERE

-AHAHAHAHA you have 10 minutes to choose your powers or im sending you there with nothing.

-(OMG WHAT THE HELL WHO IS MY FATHER IN (REAL LIFE) HE WAS A Lawyer BUT WHO IS HE HERE I SWEAR ONE DAY ILL DISCOVER THIS.)

-Alright damn okay my first power i want is maximum affinity in all types of magic,I wanna have also voiceless incantation i dont wanna be fighting somebody and start chainting like and idiot about some stupid deity,Another power i want is the ability to have all the options of an rpg world like inventory stats etc.What else umm oh yea make it so i can create minions and i can customize them as much i want hehehehe,I wanna be able to transform myself in a full shaped dragon of DOOM MUAHAHAH...

-4 minutes left can you be faster i have to drink tea with my wife

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-Wait you have a wi.. okay concentrate yourself thats not important umm next god what are the stats of most humans in this world im going to?

-Well normal humans are between level 1-7 and the strongest one is level 253.

-O i see i have an idea make it so i am level 999999 MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHH

make it so that all my stats are all equivalent with the exp i have..

-Alright but isnt that a little overkill i mean with just a thought you can destroy the planet you know.

-O really okay make it so that i have 1000 a bigger mana pool than the strongest being on that planet and make it so that if i become to king of this world i can just teleport to a similar world when im done with this planet.

-Okay done 2 more to go my padawan

-Okay i know you see my dear god becoming a king from scratch is really hard because you have to work your ass off just so the people support you and then by a miracle if there is an election or you just take the power but either way there will be problems in your kingdom so i want you to make it so im the heir of some powerfull human kingdom o and can you make it so that if i have a brother he doesnt try to kill me for the throne i mean i know i can just destroy him with a flick of my hand but i wanna have a peacefull life(atleast for the first few years when i get my throne we go on a conquest BABY)

-And finally make it so that i have a body well i guess just call it hp that is atleast 999,999,999,999, i wanna be immortal baby 

-alright go and have fun in the world but remember i will be watching you always do not worry i dont care what you do but remember when you are with your futur wife ill be there, in the toilet im there,in the-

-Okay i get you fucking pervert just send me there and dont watch so much because sometimes you might see something you dont want.

-Okay good luck on your adventure my son

Okay finally im off to in this world im gonna have so much fun imagine a 3 year old guy kills and army of 1000000 soldiers MOUAHAHAHAHHAAHA