"What Am i?"

those were my first full sentient thoughts thoughts in word form. I kind of opened my eyes and developed some form of knowledge. I don't really know what's going on and how I know such things. Just yesterday I could barely identify things, Now I'm able to string along thoughts. All I know is I absorbed some shiny rock thing and i felt funny, so fell asleep? I don't even know if I do sleep, i just suddenly am aware of my existence and life.

I think my first goal will be to find something to discover what I am. Some form of reflection that is. Currently there is nothing for me to use around me. I guess this is my "birth". Kind of a dull place to be honest, its just some overgrown muddy land with no cover and lots of things that make me scared. Weird creatures fly through the sky, with big glistening wings and pointy mouths. There's not much on the ground beside myself and some weird flowers. They look tasty though, ill eat them now just so I don't get hungry while i try to find somewhere to hide from these wing things. 

Okay those flowers were called "Aclezrebore" as I ate them the name popped into my head, it was loud and at first I thought it was a winged monster coming to eat me or something. I tried it on some small rocks as well and found that when I eat something I learn its name and what it does. The Aclezrebore were a "magic flower used for the creation of strong mana potions" not really sure what that means but it seems important. Maybe I shouldn't of ate it.. 

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I found it! after slowly moving around to avoid the bird monsters I found a very nice forest with tall trees and tasty looking plants. Of course i ate them all, its fun learning all these new things and getting to eat as well. a lot of them were tasty but there was one that was very nasty it was called a "Strandade" which seems to be a very poisonous plant, it gives off a funny smell that makes other things not go near it. Anyway, as I furthered deeper into the forest I found a very nice lake, a lovely calm place with perfectly clear water, the sun bounced graciously off it and made it almost glow. As I looked into the water I gazed upon myself and I was a... this cant be right, there's no way I'm a damn slime! I'm just a ball of purple goo with 2 eyes and no other features. My eyes were funny colours too, One a deep purple and another a golden yellow. It seems I'm somehow a mutation, which explains why I'm able to think and learn like I am. This is too much to handle at the moment I think I'm going to go rest in the base of a tree, maybe find some things to eat too, I'm really hungry