Tales Of The Floridiot's
How I Spent My Winter Vacation
Part Two:
Fight for the Alexander Library
AIDEN:
Hello, there reader, This is how I spent December 2022 Part two
Now, here's the story of how me and my family fought assassins in an old library!
…
(Rain drizzles on my face as I wake up, still uncomfortably leaning on a large tree branch outside in the cold. I luckily wasn’t soaked. I flipeddown my hoodie and looked around. I could hear movement. I jumped down from my sleeping spot into the remnants of my old outside base. Picking up my baseball bat I was ready for a fight. As I walk I put down the bat to seem like I’m vulnerable.)
CARL:
Prepare to suffer!!!!!!!
(Jumps at me and throws a car size bolder.)
AIDEN:
(I jump out of the way before running up the hill to get to Kirra’s house.)
Out of my wayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
(I push my way through Casey to get in the house. I make a quick right turn and slam Kirra’s map room door behind me.)
(Looks at Kirra and Max looking at an old book laid out on the middle table.)
I don’t like how you two look.
KIRRA:
It’s fin-
MAX:
LIFE IS A LIE!
AIDEN:
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!)
KIRRA:
Okay haha.
Now-
AIDEN:
(Holds my chest. Keeps laughing.)
It hurts.
(WHEEEEEZE-)
KIRRA:
Calm down joker.
AIDEN:
Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.
LIFE IS A—
…
(Ten minutes later.)
AIDEN:
So your saying life is a li-
KIRRA:
SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Your dad left all the Shulz family history at the old Alexander Library. And he wasn't done looking through it when you guys moved for his job so who knows what we could find!?
AIDEN:
Cool.
JESSE:
I’m going with you.
AIDEN:
Yep!
OI CARL!
CARL:
Yes?
AIDEN:
Let’s goooooo.
…
(Later at the library.)
(Max stands playing phone games as Carl trys to do knife tricks well Jesse and Kirra look through five hundred years of family history.)
AIDEN:
You feel like we are being watched?
KIRRA:
You're probably still spooked after actually getting thrown in prison on saturday.
AIDEN:
The only reason I let them take me is because they already got Alice and Max.
Because they are noobs!
MAX:
I could throw you through a wall if you wanted?
KIRRA:
You find anything Jesse?
JESSE:
We founded the Knights Templar, helped Nikola Tesla, hunted vampires.
It’s insane!
KIRRA:
All I found was my dad's ten-year-old journal and how he drank from a fire extinguisher.
CARL:
I did that once.
MAX:
Of course you did!
JESSE:
(Stands up holding a really old book.)
This says our family is a force that we will “Carve our way through all” and can “end the very beings that created our reality.”
AIDEN:
Next someone is going to say I’m the chosen one or some crap.
JESSE:
No one will ever say that about the one and only true Floridiot.
AIDEN:
BRUH!
(The lights flicker.)
MAX:
Sus.
CARL:
I can hear the top floor window open and the wooden floor creaking by people who are trying to be really quiet.
AIDEN AND KIRRA:
HOW??!
(Suddenly a dude in all black ninja clothes jumps through the window next to Max.)
CARL:
DIE UNBELIEVER
(Tackles the ninja.)
KIRRA:
You forgot to say YEET!
AIDEN:
What he said was just as good.
CARL:
(Knocks out the ninja.)
AIDEN:
Well okay then…
NINJA:
You must fail…
(It says before turning to dust.)
AIDEN:
THANOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!