Inid, Rinbu and a one-armed Painpin proceeded onwards to the town of Korith located up north past the forest. Other than minor skirmishes with the local fauna they arrived relatively unscathed. The town was large, on the verge of being a city. An ominous sign hung from the gates in the local language.

Tะfjir’hdไa’alzunji’eๆlaaำal'aรคd

The reason for the sign was plain to see, a large group of bandits were attacking the town, it must be the work of the chads. Inid knew what he had to do, he had to liberate the town.

Inid immediately sprung into action cleaving into the horde. Rinbu stood in awe, she was entranced by Inid’s incredible power, it made her weak in the knees. Inid had tried to join the melee but Inid was just too damn quick.

Rinbu being a vampire managed to fly over to help Inid but before she could cast implosion, a stray piercing incendiary tracer 50. Cal hit her in the face blowing it clean off. Inid watched in horror as his companion flopped to the ground, but her vampire physiology allowed her to remain alive.

Inid now consumed by rage charged recklessly into the horde, however suddenly the bandit leader steps forward, he looks familiar.

“My name is Lance Galecock, I am vice-captain to Apollo Donnerhahn, I am here for revenge.” He shouted.

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Inid tried to fall back but Lance had managed to produce a football, lobbing it at light speed. As the football approached, the ghost of several football players appeared charging along with the ball forming a huge stampede. Inid cut the ball in half but the ghosts ran him down injuring him.

Painpin realised that Inid was in danger, he had to do something. Painpin felt the power inside, welling up, days of training had been useful after all. A final surge of power took Painpin to a different dimension before he stood Nesh the goddess.

“You may choose from one of these 16 million powers,” She said to Painpin.

“Fuck you bitch, I don't have time” Painpin replied.

He proceeded to tap all the powers and slapped Nesh away whenever she tried to stop him. Eventually, after tapping on 11 million of the powers Nesh had had enough and teleported Painpin back.

He immediately rushed to aid Inid, not noticing his robot demon god killer arm that had replaced the one he lost. His right arm was now immensely powerful, he threw a haymaker blowing the ghosts and bandits into orbit leaving only Lance.

But Lance was too powerful, in Apollo’s final moments he had given Lance all of his Chadness. Lance was said to be Apollo’s equal but now he had reached even greater heights. This time Lance forewent the football instead producing a ping pong ball, in life he was the reigning solar system champion of beer pong.

A giant solo cup rose from the ground trapping Inid and Painpin, as Lance leapt into the air and threw the ball so fast that as it travelled it broke atoms in half creating a chain nuclear explosion. Even more, the force of the blast was funnelled into the solo cup enough to create several new elements.

Painpin wracked his brains to find any power from his catalogue of 11 million which he had stolen from Nesh. Papin conjured a 1999 MacBook from his arm and proceeded to hack the fabric of space-time at light speed, and alt-f4’ed Lance. Milliseconds from hitting Inid and Painpin the ping pong disappeared along with the solo cup, saving the two. Lance was no more, gone, unwritten from the universe.

“Heh, not bad kiddo,” Inid said

Before the group could fully recover an angelic figure descended from the city walls, she was dressed in revealing robes and had large breasts, blonde hair and a goddess-like face completed her look.

“I am the archangel queen of this town, my name is Zareep, how can I repay you?”