Chapter 2
Painpin and Inid set off from Izagorudanshawa village, following the womicutmidik road which leads into the Kodomofuremasu forest. The pair were making good ground but an unsettling feeling began to gnaw at Painpin. He had faith in Inid to protect him, of course, no man or god could stand against him, but the uneasiness remained.
His suspicion was proven when a gang of a couple of thousand bandits rushed down from the hillside.
Their leader was a short man with rainbow hair and pale skin, his face covered in multiple tattoos, the most noticeable one being of a minotaur penis which stretched from his forehead down to his neck.
“Kill them all!” The bandit lord screamed
Inid jumped into action blasting the horde with his Gatling nodachi before cleaving off all the bandit’s heads immediately.
“Pathetic” he scoffed, but something was off-putting. The bandit lord had managed to evade his blow. That was impossible.
The lord cackled as he approached Inid, pulling out a modified Glock 17 with three barrels and a drum magazine.
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“YOU’RE ONE OF US!” He roared, opening fire letting loose a blistering hail of bullets, each one exploding into a giant snake demon.
The swarm of bullets and snake demons began to engulf Inid, this was no ordinary foe. As his nodachi began to run out of bullets he started to panic, this was not anything he had faced before. No amount of cutting seemed to thin the waves of snake demons and the explosive rounds had begun to hit him, wounding him slightly.
“Stop!” the bandit lord commanded forcing the snake demons to pull back.
The lord produced a football, immediately Inid figured out who he was, it was Chad O'Malley the school jock and bully. Behind him, four other bandit lords approached, Brad Chadson, Tyrese Largelog, Brock Stormwood and Apollo Donnerhahn.
“The four Chad’s of the apocalypse!” Inind screamed, he had not expected to meet them here. What cruel god would ruin his isekai by bringing these savages into the realm?
As they advanced to take down Inid a sudden bolt of energy arced out hitting the ground near Chad’s.
Inid looked up to see a loli vampire flying above, her spell had landed and began sucking the chads in.
“Implosion!” She shouted, as the spell pulled all five chads into it forcing them to retreat.
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“Who are you?” Inid asked as he fixed the leather on his trench coat.
“My name is Rinbu,” the Loli replied, “You were so cewl down there uwu, and I had to help uwu.”
Her eyes looked like they glazed over in a trance.
“My gratitude milady,” Inid answered,
“Youwu don’t have to thank me BAKA!”,
Eventually, Painpin stepped out of the rock he was cowering behind and pointed into the distance. The fourth chad of the apocalypse Apollo ‘fuccboy’’ Donnerhahn had returned, this time ready for a fight.