They say the average person needs about 8 hours of sleep or so, I was pondering upon that statement as I tried desperately to sleep. 

Alas my fucking brain wouldn’t let me go to sleep; I kept on thinking about that girl I like.

“Fuck you brain! Go to sleep now!” I shouted at myself.

Maybe I was hungry I thought to myself, so I went down stairs to check if there was any food. But there wasn’t any.  I was a little saddened by it. So I returned to my room to try to sleep again.

Then a thought ran through my mind “The girl might already have a boyfriend, I totally forgot to ask, FUCK!”

“Nah, she doesn’t, but maybe she does. Fuck me, Shit!” I said to myself.

Before long I found myself having a conversation with my own fucking mind.

“Why you no agree with me, mind?” I said

“Well, for one thing, you do suck at choosing the right girl” it replied.

“Fuck off, it’s my life!” I said to my mind.

“Well, technically it my life too, being your mind and all” my mind said to me.

“blah blah, you suck, fucking smart ass brain!” I rudely replied.

I couldn’t fuck sleep, plus this stupid mind of mine was fucking arguing with me.

“Fuck me,” I stated to myself

I tried rolling over to the other side of the bed, I tried changing pillows and I even tried doing some “exercises” to help me get tired, but still I couldn’t fucking sleep.

At this point I gave up on sleep, 

“Fuck sleep, I don’t need sleep anymore, fuck you” I said.

Well with that, I got up from my bed and began to turn on my computer, I was just going to check on my email, and suddenly my hand was controlling itself. It made me click on the chat box of the girl I like to see if she was online.

Sadly she wasn’t.

Then I suddenly got a message.

This was around three in the morning. I was amazed and shock to know that someone was still online this time of the day. 

I thought to myself “whose this mother fucking asshole? Chatting with me 3:00 in the fucking morning”

I was surprise to see it was my ex-girlfriend.

At this point of my life, I was completely a little bit not over her. She did made a significant point in my life, but fuck her, fucking cunt bitch, broke my fucking heart. But whatever, I don’t care.

Her name was Alexis Cosme.

She was very fucking hot, like a 12/10. I knew a lot of guys were courting her but I still pressed on, she was very smart, a little smarter than me, 

 She had very long brown hair, and wore eyeglasses. Her bust size was kind of big for her age. If you know what I mean.

Her attitude really depended on the person she was with, if she was with a stranger, she would be like a fucking hypocrite, acting all conservative and shit, she would go on saying “smoking is bad, drinking liquor is bad”, and stuff like that. But if she was with me, she would be like a fucking gangster.

She would fuck smoke and drink with me, all night long. I thought to myself back then if I was the one who bad influenced her. But who really gives a fuck now, bitch broke my fucking heart.

Ok continuing with the story.

I was very surprise to see that she was the one from all of my friends, believe me there was not that many. Who fucking chatted me. So I check on her message. 

“Hey” she said to me.

Acting casual as fuck I said “Hey” back.

She then asked me “how’s life?”

I really wanted to tell her that my life was more fucking better when she left me. But I played it cool so I replied with.

“It’s been fine, you?” I said in cool manner.

 “Honestly, it’s been lonely” she replied to me.

“Honestly my fucking ass you stupid bitch whore” I said to myself.

Her reply meant something, I just really didn’t care, and I was acting as a complete dick.

“Really? I thought you got a new boyfriend?” I asked in a dickish fashion.

“No, not really. Ever since you broke up with me, I never got a new boyfriend” she replied to me.

The fucking audacity of this girl, “what the fuck do you mean ‘I’ broke up with you, you’re the one who fucking cheated on me bitch” I thought to myself.

I still haven’t replied to her message. I didn’t want to anymore cause she was pissing me off. But I got another message from her that would make me think of our past together.

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“Hey, do ever miss being with me?” she asked to me.

“Sometimes.” I replied. But I really wanted to reply back with, “Fuck No!”

“Want to hang out tomorrow? Just you and me, I kinda want to talk to you about something important.” She replied

“Oh sorry, I have a club meeting tomorrow” I replied back.

“It’s ok, I can wait for you, until you finish” she said.

I fucking jumped out of my sit as she said that. I immediately thought of the reasons why did she want to talk to me, “did I get her pregnant? Impossible! We never had sex. I think, fuck, did we? Does she want me back? Is she going to ask for money?” these thoughts rushed through my mind.

I gently calm myself and said “do whatever you want, it’s not my problem” I hope.

So with that we ended our conversation.

 It was already around 5 in the morning, so didn’t bother sleeping anymore, I went to wear some going out clothes. And proceeded to go down stairs, school was around 7 so I still had about 2 hours to fuck around. I decided to go the nearest convenience store to buy something and to get rid of my boredom.

I lit a cigarette and smoked. I walked from my house going there, it wasn’t really that far. It was just a couple of meters away. 

I was just walking then suddenly I saw Anne, one of the club members in the taekwondo club, she was jogging. I was deeply amazed; I could see her tits bouncing around like they had their own field of gravity.

I had boner, so I turned around to hide it and when I turned back, she was there in front of me.

“Morning!” she said to me while waving.

“Morning to you too” I said.

“I didn’t know you lived nearby?” I said curiously.

“I’m not surprise, you didn’t know, :P ” she replied to me.

“Well whatever, I’m going to go now” I tell her.

“Hey where are you going early in time of day?” she asked me.

“Just going to buy something at the convenience store” I calmly replied to her back.

“Really? You’re up to no good aren’t you?!” she childishly replied to me.

I was very pissed off with what she said.

“What in fucking world would I be doing this early in the morning that would result to you thinking it’s not good?” I said to myself.

She then smile and said.

“I’m coming with you!”

I just wanted to buy some coffee but this fucking kid needed to tag along,

“You can’t stop me from coming with you!” she shouted at me.

I was annoyed as fuck, but I didn’t really care. I just wanted get rid of her as quickly as possible.

So I didn’t say anything else and just proceeded to walk. Like a dog to its owner, she was actually following. I thought we would like stop mid-way.

We finally were able to arrive on the convenience store, I told her to sit down and wait for me.

I went to pick the things I wanted to buy, coffee, I suddenly thought of Anne, so I bought 2 coffees and a little breakfast meal that consisted of eggs and bacon. After I fell in line and payed for the damn food.

I went to the table where she was sitting, but she was fucking missing

“Fucking hell, where did that brat go?” I thought to myself.

Then my eyes were suddenly covered with the palms of unknown person.

“Guess who?” she said.

“Judging by the amount of sweat in these palms, I guess this is Anne,” I replied.

“Hey! My palms aren’t that sweaty :P ” she replied back to me.

She then proceeded to sit at the chair, I soon followed.

I lay out the breakfast meal and the 2 coffees. 

Everything was fine normal until. She asked me a question, normally not asked by girls.

“Hey, do you have a girlfriend?” she asked me.

My mind thought of every answer possible, it was a state of bewilderment; I never expected that would ask me that.

“Is she trying to ask me out?” I thought to myself.

I didn’t know what to reply, she totally caught me off guard.