On what seemed like an ordinary but destined day, Diana Petersen, clad in jeans and a checkered shirt, holding a bag of potato chips, encountered her unexpected prince charming in that magnificent square.
Jack: "The prince's aura fluctuations are highly unstable. Blood flow rates have reached sixty percent of the maximum combat limit, with a twentyfold increase in secretion of phenethylamine, dopamine, and adrenaline. Captain, this is highly abnormal! Should we notify the medical team?"
Johan: "This is too normal. Just keep an eye on it."
Eric: (Speechless and stunned) "..."
Teo's breathing quickened, and his palms sweated. He was much taller than Diana, slightly stooping to look at her, his face reddening slightly. That eager yet apprehensive expression looked... kind of cute.
Wait, cute? An adorable extraterrestrial invader?
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Diana stood there with her bag of chips for a moment, then nodded.
"Oh, alright."
The prince was overjoyed, and the entire population of 10 billion Earthlings, along with the three guards on-site, collectively collapsed.
Captain Johan broke into a cold sweat, suspecting that the Earth female had been frightened into stupidity; even within their own species, this level of straightforwardness was rare. The blood-soaked history of royal princes pursuing their wives throughout the empire's history... So he couldn't help but ask:
"Madam, did you understand what the prince said?"
Diana nodded. "If your translation device didn't malfunction."
"...," The prince glared at Johan, clearly displeased with him for disrupting the atmosphere.
"My name is Teo Hagensen, the First Prince of Jupiter."
"I'm Diana Petersen, just an ordinary Earthling."
This is recorded as the greatest and most memorable dialogue in the history of Earth. It is also documented as the fastest proposal ever achieved by the royal family in the Imperial History.
Teo was overjoyed that the "destined one" had readily accepted his proposal. His grandfather, Prince Lars, had found a mate in a combat-class S-tier queen of an insectoid species, a species where females typically consumed males for fertilization. Prince Lars had lost an arm and two ribs during the 68-hour proposal battle.
In comparison, Teo felt increasingly reassured by his own choice. Observing royal protocol, he restrained his excitement and maintained a dignified demeanor:
"Is there anything you desire? I can restore Earth's autonomy."
Diana thought for a moment before replying, "No need, let's just make it a colony."