On the Hunter Constellation Spiral Arm, 100,000 light-years away from the center of the galaxy, there exists an exceedingly tiny, almost entirely inconspicuous blue planetoid. The primitive beings on this planetoid astound true cosmic intelligences, as Earth humans consider it quite an extraordinary feat to travel along with the satellite on a journey.

Living on this utterly insignificant planetoid is a completely unremarkable female Earth human.

Diana Petersen, a sophomore, twenty years old, single with no hidden ailments. Her parents are alive, and they live near Helsinki Square.

One day, Diana Petersen had no classes, so she stayed at home playing games. In the evening, the family gathered in the living room for tea. Everything was harmonious and normal.

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Although nobody was near the television, in fact, nobody in the family enjoyed watching TV, the television suddenly turned on by itself, and even before the picture could be seen clearly, a polite coughing sound of a man was heard.

"Ahem, pardon the interruption."

At that moment, the perfect eight-channel male voice echoed through every electronic device on Earth (except for those wrapped in diapers or suffering from senile dementia), conveying the following message in a language comprehensible to all Earthlings, in a straightforward and calm tone:

"This is the Sixth Division of the Jupiter Galaxy Command Center of the Viki5927 Star System, declaring that Earth has been occupied in the name of Teo Hagensen, the First Prince of Jupiter."

The broadcast ceased, leaving behind a chilling silence.

After collectively holding their breath for three seconds, all Earthlings (except for those in diapers or with senile dementia) heard the broadcast once again, still with that polite male voice:

"Oh, by the way, you can try to resist."