Hey which ship is on our side? (me)
The one that’s being blown to pieces! (alien girl)
If you can get on the coms and tell them to retreat just until the explosions stop. (me)
What explosions? (alien girl)
Just do it already or do you want your friends blown up! (me)
Okay, okay I’m doing it. (alien girl)
As she got on the radio I watched the battle even though I like explosions this is getting out of hand… hey there are floaters Hahahaha stupid fuckers should have escaped while they had a chance.
Alright their retreating so now what? (alien girl)
Now you use an escape pod I doubt you can survive what I plan on doing. Oh and when the explosions are over look for a fridge. (me)
Hold on what are you planning on doing? (alien girl)
Just do what I say; also get anything worth value since if it stay’s you won’t have it anymore. (me)
The girl flinched at my outburst but soon followed my orders I heard something from the side of the ship and saw a small ball with thrusters behind it making it move towards the retreating ships. Hey voices play something classy for what I am going to do.
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“High way to hell” nice choice well time to have some fun. I punched it making the ship go full speed to the closest ship near me I jumped from the seat to the fridge, I threw everything out of it well everything except for two beers since I needed something to pass the time. I climbed in and shut the fridge door sealing me into the freezing metal box after a few moments we finally hit I was like a ragdoll hitting every side of the fridge but least it wasn’t cold anymore.
After it finally calmed down I opened my first beer and enjoyed myself once in a while I could hear things bumping the fridge but that’s it. I finished both of my beers and I am still waiting what the hell did the girl not listen to me when I said search for a fridge? Well least I got some more levels.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw gained 23x points
1150 points
I have so many points but I have nothing to buy; wait can I buy new skills?
yes you can
Alright please show me the space survival skills if there are any?
breathe in spaceable to breathe in spacecost 15starvation resistancecan survive weeks at a time
without starvingcost 5dehydration resistancecan survive weeks at a time
without watercost 5telepath lv 1/10able to contact people you
Know through your mind within
A 1 mile rangecost 10
Alright let’s get those and level the telepath skill to max I have some choice words for that alien girl.
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telepath lv 10/10able to contact people you
know through your mind doesn't matter
how far you from the person in question
alright activate [telepath]
HEY DID YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO ME I TOLD YOU TO LOOK FOR A FRIDGE AFTER THE EXPLOSIONS WERE OVER WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! (me)
Stop screaming and how are you even doing this? Never mind I can’t get the captains to search the debris they saw it’s too dangerous. (alien girl)
If you won’t come get me I will come to you and you won’t like it when I do. (me)
Alright I get it just give us a few minutes. (alien girl)
You have five minute. (me)
I ended the connection and got ready. “voices” add three hundred to strength and agility.
request accepted
strength: 476 agility: 575
I waited for ten minutes but still nothing so I decided I would get out of here myself. I kicked the door open and floated out to see a ship closing in on me. I floated to it and climbed into the open door in the back. When the door closed the room was compressed followed by soldiers surrounding me guns at the ready dressed in black and white uniforms. Once I was surrounded the alien girl walked in with another ass face.
So what is this do you plan on shooting me? (me)
Not if you surrender I have to apologies we can’t have a sith walking around freely on a rebel ship. (alien girl)
I told you before I am not a sith and I am not a jedi. (me)
I don’t care what you are; you are a threat and I am going to deal with you as such. (ass face)
Well you can talk like a normal person I am impressed the other one I had no idea what he was saying either way I will not be put in prison because some ass faced alien doesn’t have the balls to see that I am not a threat but sadly you won’t so I will make you a offer I don’t put a whole in the ship and have all the air in here sucked out in return I get a new ship. (me)
You wouldn’t you would kill your little bitch as well as yourself! (ass face)
Commander what are you saying? (alien girl)
Shut it you should have been sold into slavery the moment I saw you why do you think I sent you to a slave route without any guards. (ass face)
Now this is interesting I guess I don’t have to do anything with you since after this you will probably someone’s play thing. (me)
Listen carefully I am giving you a chance to survive this grab that guys gun and lock him in here with me oh and don’t say anything just nod if you agree to my plan. (my thoughts)
The girl nodded and in a instant she had the ass face’s gun she quickly ran into the next room locking the door behind her the ass face had no idea what happened but I didn’t give them a chance to react I snapped my fingers and a wave of lightning went through the room knocking everyone out. I walked up the latter and knocked on the door only to be met by the alien girl crying, come on I really don’t want to deal with this shit.