In a smallish hole with solid ground, what could ever go wrong -oof! Stop jumping on me!This spider scared me half to death! What the fuck is wrong with this world!

"Hey, hey, Tiger. What class are you?" Math asked waving his two legs in the air on top of a rock.

"Dose it matter?" I asked on top of a tree branch tired of his questions.

"Ya it does!" Math said. Ugh.

"Oh fine! I am a Ranger OK." I yelled hoping down onto tall grass.

"Fine," Math lowered its legs. "You don't like questions."

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Unfortunately, my yell may have alerted some of the monsters nearby. There was a rustle in the bushes.

"Would you die for Math, Tiger?" Math asked sounding scared and shaken.

"NO." I flat out told him.

"But you should die before Math!" Math yelled back as if he was crying.

The rustle in the bushes turned out to be a fox with three eyes.

"Oh it's just a fox." I thought out loud.

"Ya but it has three eyes!" Math pointed out to me as he jump away from the cute looking fox on to a different rock.

"Ya see I them," I said. "My 8 eyes see them."

"What do we do now?" I asked

The fox had stayed silent throughout the entire conversation.

"Run!" Math screamed as he ran away in to the forest. "Why?!" I shouted after him. But he didn't stop.

The fox looked confused like it was just about to run away too. The poor thing.