Name: Ryan Crestwood

Nationality: U.S.A. (Undisclosed)

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Age: 30

Hair: Sandy Blonde

Eyes: Hazel

Occupation: Electrician

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Hobbies: Restoring Cars, Working Out, Watching Movies, Hiking with his Best Buddy Ruger.

Pets: Ruger, German Wolfhound (Oh, no. Who's going to take care of Ruger?!)

Personality Traits: Outgoing, Assertive, Friendly, Likes having a Purpose, Likes Working with his Hands, Annoyed by perceived laziness.

Background: Middle Class Upbringing (Arguable), Bored in High School, Went to Trade School instead of College, Has had no Luck with Women so far.

Politics: Classical Liberal, though generally apolitical. Thinks Government is too Big, and mistrusts it.

Goals: Figure out what the fuck is going on.

Outfit at the Start of the Story: Wedding Tux in Basic Black.(not rented) Standard Dress Shoes in Black.

Items at the Start: Leather Wallet with Driver's License, Credit Card (for emergencies), $200 in various bills, Generic Smart Phone.