Chapter 6. Genderbender insanity

I don’t know where I got into myself.

“Papa,” girl voice.

Nor I know , why the heck she is calling me papa.

She was sitting on my shoulder, I guess five years probably.

“Papa papa, butterfly butterfly,”

Can you please let me complete my monologue.

2 Hours Prior,

Finally, we got in front of the weapon shop, I should open the door.

Creaking sound of a door.

I was scratching my hair as I lead Tensei to the weapon shop to get the beginner gear.

I thought it was good idea to follow the guide book present in the manual control.

I wasn't expecting that..

“Hey cutie why don't you join my harem,”

Guess it was probably one of those days.

A boy with long hairs was pinning a short boy towards the corner of the wall, the tension was keep on rising as no one was helping him.

I was curious as who was he, as his hair was blocking his side face, heh who knows let it be, just do our work and be done with it.

As I came at the counter near the long hair guy, I have no intention of getting involved.

“sir can I get one sword, light armour, and SN gear,” I asked to the dwarf.

An old man in his mid 60s probably, long winter moustaches as if give me an impression of royalty.

Oh yeah you heard it right after reading the manual I found out about this SN gear, well it just a lucky box for first timer, where we can get common to rare item.

“Hahaha, aren't you shivering in excitement of joining my harem, it happen don’t worry,” as he flaunts his hair in a lady like fashion.

Damn it , he was shivering because he is afraid of you it is so obvious. I thought, but don't speak into others matter I thought that too.

Hey can I join your harem.

I think I might have become deaf, if not then how can I am listening as if Tensei is confessing to is own gender.

Hey, I am asking to you.

What do you want , he said while pinning the boy who already lost half of his conscience.

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Dammit this is bad, every one think that long hair guy is gay for small cute child, if this is a confession from Tensei then he is too gay, and if he roams with me people will think I am too, nonononono. All are glaring me.

Wait, I know that guy, he is the one who slapped me and also he is not my first friend in this game. his last name is same as Tensei which is otoge. I knew it he is not straight type. Dammit refuse his confession I thought, what does he thinking.

MIND OF OUR MC

Every character who was obsessed with a harem is destin to go incarnation and if I stick to him I will also be able to change my destiny, that my holy book says.

Where the heck you got that holy book from, don't know about your destiny, but something is really going to stick inside you.

Otoge looked into his eyes and by sliding his hair upwards from his right hand, said I don't prefer incest.

Wait what, no way I would have thought that…

“your SN gear, please take a look , and your beginner sword is in your inventory.” Old dwarf said.

Heh, what do I do damn it.

Its look like, Tensei is airhead and was not able to figure out.

Conversation continue of the negotiation between the boy and otoge, while Tensei is fully confused.

“why don't I offer you a rare sheath for your long sword.” He asked, with a sales man smile.

Wait what now he is bribing, no could it has a different meaning.

Hey, hey dammit the boy is losing his soul, I looked into his mind, though I don't prefer to get into someone else privacy.

no what he is thinking, dammit. No don't put it in damn it is getting ugly, hey what is this fantasy, stop, stop. My mind I can't take this shit any more, my mind my mind is burning ahhhhh.

The door flung open,

“there, he is that is him, the wanted bishounen pedopile who go after innocent children and god knows what he do lavishly in the bedroom, may be doing in and out or something…

Stop it right there we don't need that much detail, dammit it.

This is going hectic, this is the only way I guess.

I am taking your SN gear Tensei, please get me something good, it is shinning.

Wait what a pole,

“He is also with him just look at that creepy thing, god knows what use it has,” the man said, while asking guards to arrest me.

What the hell you are spouting old man does your brain also gone with your hair.

This game sucks, until I realise that this pole was going to get us out of this situation.

[ Item= magical pole

Feature= convertible into any type of long thing.]

That feature sure sucks.

I grappled both of them, the pole sure work a fine rocket when time demands for it.

As we flew breaking the roof and also taking the curses from the old dwarf.

We were sitting near the the shade of a tree, while our wanted poster were been spread all in the game.

I think Tensei is sure happy as he think he is been accepted in harem and is now testing his new sword and SN gear.

I had given him my SN gear.

Hey look I got lightning sheath for my sword, it’s feature is to increase it’s speed of removal and attack and teleportation.

i should have realized it sooner. She is Tensei elder sister, don't know how she get male avatar.

And near me otoge is realizing that before statement of sheath that is given by him to that boy.

Well it look like he/she is dead from inside.

I should comfort him/her I guess. As she was only negotiating her /him fire sheath which he/she got from SN gear.

This sure created misunderstanding.

Don't worry man…… or women, I guess, life is a journey of ups and down and small small things happen in big big games.

It feels good to give someone advice.

“You know I have not fallen that much to get life tips from a mob character,” she said.

Why does it feel like I am downgraded from support to mob.

I am feeling heavy, it’s hurt, I will not comfort you anymore you have hurt my feeling,”

And that's how I rammed away, crying like a baby into the forest and I met….

“Papa papa dragon,”

Yay sure it is, wait what…….