1. God dammit everything in the market is just troll.

Screaming

A man move towards a kid.

“stop”  kid said that by stepping backward.

He moved forward.

“Please uncle don’t come close”, kids heartbeat was on rampage with very passing second.

He picked him up through his shirt collar.

Punched into his guts

Kid vomited.

He throws him at the side of the wall.

His ribs cracked.

“stop I will do this right please stop,”

“what will you do right,” Grabbing the kids hair and lifting towards him

“I have the money from begging I will buy the right one,”

“What will you buy,” with grinning smile

He lifted the kid hand and hold it in his hand.

“ BoUrban RumanDo,” shuttering while saying

He twisted his little finger.

“ahhhhhhhhh,” kid screamed

“Good now fetch it like a dog,”

He ran towards the market Street only to find himself lying in the road.

“it was my friend truck-san, cruelly but magically he always comes to those who needs it,” Kid smile at the end while thinking that.

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Everything was dark.

There was a beautiful Voice.

“Hello welcome to reincarnation branch,”

“like hell there is reincarnation branch shit,” throwing the book towards his friends face our hero is lying in a hospital bed.

“ God dammit, I miss just one thing, just needed that one thing, “Our hero in remorse.

I have tried everything means everything from making my appointment with truck-san, 

Dying in a funny way near tractor while pushing the girl, easily tricking myself thinking I have saved her.

By googling it. It only shows creepier website titling MAHOU SHOUJO.

By becoming the useless neet.

By becoming the programmer and working tirelessly to depress myself.

Sleeping near computer, putting my head into it.

By playing virtual reality and banging the shit out of it.

By learning all kind of martial arts that no one have heard before.

By getting bullied. At that time also no one was ready, I have to give them money to do that.

“Now where the fuck can I get that useless uncle who beat the shit out of me for that RumanDo sweets.”

“Are you kidding me at least send him to buy some cigarettes.”

Still few things are remaining to try.

1 Becoming a pharmacist researching the shit out of it, till I die.

2 becoming a veterian so someone will summon me.......

“Come-on man that truck-san appointment was just too far you can get”. 

“what the hell is wrong with this title man,” looking at the book his freind asked.

Our MC replied

By facing the crisis of my fucking uncle, who is addicted to that damn RumanDo candy, which I can’t bear, I decided to bring nothing and run but he caught me and beat the shit out of me, so I have to go and buy that shitty candy, while crossing the street I met MR. Truck-san just to realise I was in reincarnation department.

“Holy shit how the heck do you memories that,”

“That’s doesn’t matter where the fuck can I find RumanDo loving uncle,”

“hmm, I don’t know about uncle but I can lend you my aunty he loves RumanDo.”

“lets try that, we are losing nothing,” he said that while fracturing both of his legs.