> batotit

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> Okay, let's try... "LitRPG," "Xianxia," and "Harem."

Cultivator's Romantic Status-Box Song Once there was a cultivator born with bones of jade

the pride of his whole temple where the finest pills were made

one day he made pills by mixing cheese, ginseng, and socks

he made a pill that let him see his own blue status box Though he was the strongest cultivator ever known

he couldn’t help but cry at what the status screen had shown

though the screen confirmed that all his powers all were there

any stats related to relationships were bare He had zero aptitude for romance so he cried

the numbers in his status screen had torn away his pride

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in a daze he ran away into the busy street

and then he was run over by a carriage hauling wheat He awoke to find himself in unfamiliar land

on a magic circle that he couldn’t understand

next to him and older wizard waved ‘hello’ and smiled

“save us from the demon lord, oh precious hero child” The cultivator looked around in shock and understood

he had died a stupid death, and now was here for good

he was more consumed by sadness than he’d ever been

but by chance he noticed something on his status screen Underneath the stats that showed his old abilities

there was one new skill that, when he saw it, made him freeze

when he checked it last his romance skill was locked at “none”

now the number listed was a million and one He thanked the wizard kindly and was quickly on his way

and started one big family after he’d saved the day

soon a thousand children with his likeness had been made

all of whom were cultivators, born with bones of jade

> The prompts were three whole genres, but i think i pulled it off

> although some rhymes did come from the far end of the trough