[During the first break in our interview, Unidentified #307, or “Snapper,” asked for a notebook. A blank legal pad was provided to him. The patient wrote down what he claimed was a TV commercial for the pills his father was taking. I took this sheet of paper and added it to his file. – J. T. Parce]

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Life in Fleece City isn’t always easy. Juggling your job and raising your lambs can be stressful. And that stress takes a toll on your health. Almost all of us can say we’ve felt that heaviness in the chest. The lump in the throat. The aches in the knees.

But you can’t slow down. The pressure is on to stay productive. Your kids need to be fed. And the city can only do so much to protect you from creatures like Entomber if you aren’t gainfully employed. How do you keep up the hustle when you feel so terrible?

Luckily, we’ve got a way.

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The hardworking scientists at Chugg Pharmaceuticals, a division of the Chugg Corporation, have developed Vexylam. It’s exactly what you need to clear up those distracting symptoms and keep you on your feet longer. Vexylam is made from a specialized compound that will throw the monsters right off your scent, so they’ll never even know you’re there. Just remember—if you stop taking it, the effect will wear off!

Ask your doctor about Vexylam. Chugg Pharmaceuticals accepts all major Chugg insurance policies as well as private payments.

A half-gram a day keeps Entomber away!

Vexylam’s been Chugg-researched, Chugg-tested, and Chugg-approved, so you know it’s of the highest quality. Trust me on that one; I’m Charlie Chugg and I endorse Vexylam.

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