PARCE: Another TV spot that Patient #307 claims to have transcribed from memory.

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“Good morning, Fleece City! This is Charlie Chugg, coming at you with another exciting news bulletin! The Chugg Corporation is pleased to announce the formal opening of the Chugg Cybernetics department!

What do I mean by cybernetics, you say? Well, it’s a very advanced field of science. The busy geniuses at the Chugg Corporation are hard at work combining technology and biology with cutting-edge surgical techniques to make better products for everyone! Imagine having a microchip in your brain to make you think as fast as a computer! Or a robotic leg to help someone walk when they thought they never would again!

The most ambitious project that Chugg Cybernetics is working on, at the moment, is one you will be seeing very soon. In the next few weeks, you may begin to notice a lot of the dogs walking around Fleece City look identical. That’s because they are! Why risk the lives of our valuable, furry friends in law enforcement and national defense, when a clone can do the job just as well? Don’t worry, they’ve been specifically conditioned to only act when they have orders from a pig, so you can feel absolutely safe around these cloned dogs.

You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.

Well, that’s all for now! Back to your regularly scheduled television program. Until I’ve got some more breaking news for you folks, that is! I’m Charlie Chugg, and I endorse this message!”

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