It was in the middle of the day when Charlie stepped foot inside the local store. The young man was in a bad mood and the chatter of nearby customers didn’t exactly help to solve the problem. Droplets of sweat were gathered on his forehead as he looked around, trying to find the bath soap his mother wanted.
“Excuse me, where can I find the soap?”
“That would be straight down the hall. To the left. Anything else you need?”
“No, just that. Thanks.”
“Soap, soap, soap...” Charlie hummed as he walked.
Just as the young man was about to grab a package of soap from the shelf, his face changed. He squeezed his buttocks for all he was worth.
“Excuse me, again. Where can I find the toilet?”
“Oh, hi again. The toilet? No problem, follow me.”
The toilet was small and smelly. Nothing you wouldn’t expect from public toilets. Charlie pulled up the ring, let his trousers fall off and then sat down, letting loose hell.
*Ding*
*System Announcement
*[Population limit exceeded> Activating Program X<>:3–...]
William knitted his brows. He dried his butt and looked around in the room. What the hell was this voice?
*Ding*
*[This is me speaking— your glorious warden. Due to the population limit of ten billion that has been reached, we will now begin with the predestined selection of the fittest.]
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*Ding* *Ding*
*[Please choose your weapon for the tutorial. Sword. Spear. Bow. Select your answer by voicing it loudly.]
*[Monsters spawning in 10 seconds.]
“You think you can fool me with this joke? Sure, I’ll play along.” Charlie laughed. “A true man needs no weapon. Happy?”
*Ding*
*[A unique title has been bestowed upon you due to your answer.]
“Wow, yeah. Nice! Well, I’m going now. I hope you’ve had fun!”
Charlie flushed the toilet and grabbed the handle. He would so report this to the company that owned the store. Employees trolling? Not on his watch! Suddenly, however, his whole field of vision turned black.
*Ding*
*[Please be advised that monsters have now spawned and will attack you upon sight. May the strongest prevail.]
“Okay. This is a bit weird.” Charlie said, frowning as he searched for the light switch. “Can it be the fuse?”
*Ding*
Before he could find the switch, a large blue screen appeared out of nowhere in front of him. He scratched the top of his head before reading what was written in white on the blue screen.
Title: The Idiot
Grade: Special
Description: The warden admired the stupidity of your answer and decided to give you something worthy of your great mindset. Title is not removable unless the Warden personally allows it.
Effects: 5+ Strenght. Cannot use weapons.