Sitting blindfolded at the counter,

Who cares if I discover her name!

Six glasses to mark the encounter,

The drunk wanting to find a dame.

A Buttery Nipple so tender,

With liquor and Irish Cream,

Allow my canvas to render,

Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit.

My thoughts of lust and sin.

A Snake Bite, so brutal,

With jack and sour lime.

Your screams are now so futile,

Drowned in the shadows of time.

A Melon Ball, so fruity,

With vodka and pineapple juice,

Hold me by the hand and go nutty,

As I taste your breasts like a moose.

A Flaming Beaver, so burning,

With whiskey and hard cider,

Your mouth is so plump and enchanting,

And I am your submissive rider.

A Red-Headed Slut, so lecherous,

With schnapps and cranberry juice,

The bed has been spread out for us,

Our minds have finally reached a truce.

A Peanut Butter & Jelly, so sticky,

With butterscotch and Frangelico,

Nothing that we do now feels icky,

The black curtains have avoided a fiasco.

Six empty glasses in the chamber,

The cock pulls back with a sinister click,

Who cares if the dame will remember,

That I will never again be sick.