THIS ARROGANT BITCH IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!! I start regretting right after getting on the carriage. The princess is annoyingly groaning about why I dirtied her carriage by sitting in it. Fuck you bitch.

But I am getting paid to endure. So do I give a shit? No, no I don’t.

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The carriage should have reached by now, but it is still moving. I ask the driver, “Dude, it’s been like two hours already. Shouldn’t we reach the goddamn place by now!?” I ask getting impatient.       

“Fuck you.” Did he just say that to me?

“Fuck your mama.” I said that to him.

“No, fuck your dad and your mom.” Again, IS HE SERIOUSLY TELLING THAT TO ME!? BRING IT ON BITCH!

“I fucked your mum and gave birth to you brat. CALL ME YOUR DAD!” After I said that he got quiet. I could almost see a respectful look on his face.

“Why are you ignoring me!?” Shit, I forgot that the bitch was there.

*Iooking outside a window like ikemen* Oh there is a beautiful donkey beside that tree.

“Why are you quietly looking at a donkey!? And you have a satisfied impression! You dare ignore me!” The bitch-sama still screams. Isn’t her voice a bit too loud!

Wait I hear horse steps. BANDITS!

This carriage stops and I and the driver get out of the carriage.

“Give us everything you own! And then we’ll think of let*Puchi*” Before he finishes I swiftly throw a dagger at the bandit’s throat and go towards his subordinates. There are about 20 bandits here including the corpse.

I go towards them and start killing bandits one by one. They don’t hold a candle to me. Amateurs. I’ll stop acting arrogant for now.

A bandit attacks me with a dagger, I wasn’t fast enough and the dagger grazes me. I am not that weak to die from a team attack! I get a grip and take a falling dagger and throw it straight into the eyes of a bandit and use my backhand to push my sword into the throat of another.

After that I dodge two incoming dagger slash and lunge towards the heart of the attackers with my sword. Almost all of them are dead now.

“It’s just me and you now. Come to me if you want death and run away if you choose to live.” I tell that sounding confident.

He ran away. Was there a poison on the dagger!? Damn it! I am lucky that the bandit bought my words and with that I lose my consciousness.

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I wake up. I push myself up, and then I notice a bandage on my wounds. And the poison seems to have been removed from my body. I stand and see the driver sitting there. I ask, “Where is the bitch?”

“In the tent.” He replies. Wait he didn’t retort to me after I cursed. Maybe we share the same opinion about her.

It is already night. Seeing that tent, I know we are camping now. Guess we are gonna continue at daybreak. My wounds are also healed. I think the driver knows healing magic. I need to practice a bit.

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I start training and train till the sun is up completely. I look at the tent, the bitc-girl is looking at me like she is looking at a great teacher. Did my training impress her? Well I could care less.

“Rudeus Let’s go! The bi-Ojou has woken up!” I tell Rude- oh that is the drivers name btw.

We continue our journey. The scenery is changing bit by bit. It’s gotten a lot colder. I think we are almost at the Fairy Grove City. I can see a huge wall from here.

They are well guarded, aren’t they? We have finally reached and 20,000g is mine!!!! After bidding goodbye to the bitch and driver, I go towards the FGDB (Fairy Grove Douche Band) to collect my money as it is the branch of the Asteris Douche Band.

Finally I can rest at the inn! Maybe now that I am rich I will buy a house and spend my days in luxury there. I go towards the inn for now and take a room for the night. Because I will return  to Asteris tomorrow. There is luxurious life waiting for me there!!! Oh yeah!

After eating the dinner I head towards my room and lock the door. After that I freshen up and go to sleep.

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“Ahh” I twist and wake up from my slumber. I freshen up and go to the courtyard. It is empty right now and I will train a little to sharpen my moves.

I noticed a thing before while fighting with the bandits. They were using a same set of moves differently and masterfully. Maybe that’s what they call fighting style. Compared to that, I have no fighting style at all. I will have to find a dependable teacher to learn a good balanced style for fighting.

I start training. I do a hundred pushups, sit ups, and run for 2 hours. But I don’t want to get bald. After I finish training I am drenched in sweat and I stink a LOT! I need to take a bath.

I go towards the bathroom and sit in the bath.

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Ahhh! It feels so amazing after you’ve taken a bath! I will make preparations for the return now. I shop for some clothing and buy a bag. After packing it, I go to the merchant’s guild to buy a horse.

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I search for the horses in stock and find one to my liking. According to them it is a rare horse named Demon Black Horse. These horses absorb mana and run very fast. These are called mana beasts. They have sanity unlike devourers and they can also absorb mana unlike devourers. It’s price is….. eh? 4000g!??????? WHAT THE FATHER FUCKING FUCK!?

Now I only have 15’000g left. *Sobs*

I take the horse and depart for the Asteris City. Journey again. But this time it won’t take me long as I have nothing dragging me back.

Thinking that I start the journey.