I cast a strong [Clean] on Allura's drenched panties, making her shiver and hold back a moan, then she leans closer to me and whispers with an awfully sexy tone, "Meet me inside in five minutes."

I raise my eyebrows in surprise, and she giggles softly then stands up and leaves.

Alissa grips my arm strongly, salivating as she imagines the depraved things she wants to do to Allura.

"Is it really okay to do that to your sister? What will your parents say?" I question her through [Bind].

And that brings Alissa back to reality. "Oh… she might be too young, yes. It could even be the Sin of Rape if we try to have sex with her when her mind is so immature…" She dispiritedly replies.

I console her with a back rub, then we both go inside the estate once the fated time comes.

Alissa quickly finds Allura in an empty guest bedroom, and we both go meet her.

Once I slide open the door, Allura throws herself in my arms, her cheeky smirk looking absolutely adorable in her tomboyish face.

"Now that you've made me become like this, it's your responsibility to help me deal with it," she slowly states with a very suggestive tone, then she kisses my lips and shoves her tongue inside my mouth.

Okay, maybe this much is acceptable?

I push my tongue to meet with hers and I'm surprised by how skilled Allura's tongue is in delivering pleasure to mine.

"Mom had me kiss Ofilia to teach me how to do it, so maybe Allura was the same," Alissa comments through [Bind], then sighs in delight as she savors her sister's tongue through our connection.

Allura's hand deftly sneaks down my pants and easily pulls my hard cock out of my thin, elastic, elven clothes. Though at first, I feel the dragon spread its wings in euphoria, a divine will suddenly seizes my heart and takes it hostage.

I push her away and grin as I cover myself again. "Okaaay…! I'm sorry, but this is as far as I can go. I think that the Gods will smite me if we go further than this," I quickly apologize and explain to the very disappointed girl in front of me.

"What?! Can I at least get to taste it?!" Allura squeaks in confusion, but then immediately starts bargaining.

"Nope. No dick for you, young girl," I awkwardly reply and take a step back.

"Considering how mature you are already, maybe next year, the Gods will say that you're ready?" Alissa tries to appease her.

Allura grumbles frustratedly, then looks up and shakes her fist towards the ceiling. "Fuck you, Gods. I just wanted to have some fun!"

"Are the Gods really above us in the sky?" I amusedly question, trying to change the topic.

"Since they're always observing us, wouldn't it make sense it'd be from above?" Alissa answers, following my lead.

I shrug. "I don't know, they're Gods, they can probably look through solid matter."

Allura simply pouts at us in displeasure, and I kind of understand what she's feeling like now.

Can women get blue balls?

The girls shiver once I explain the concept to them.

"Maybe…" Ciel answers, rather skeptical.

Allura drops on the not-futon with a sigh and suddenly asks, "Don't you have a lot of secrets?"

I raise an eyebrow in confusion as Alissa and I sit on the floor before her. "Why do you want to know about them?"

"Your Gifts. Isn't there anything you can do to let me have some fun with you?" Then she sits up and stares me intensely in the eye, burning with determination and lust. "I'm a hot girl begging to have sex with you! Do something!"

I shrug and smile half-apologetically, half-amusedly. "I can't go against the Gods."

She scowls angrily and snarls, "Fuck the Gods. Take me somewhere they won't get in the way!"

"Like another Realm, for example," Alissa coyly suggests and hums in thought.

I look at her in absolute astonishment as I mumble, "You can't possibly…"

Allura crawls up to me and grabs the collar of my shirt, her face so close our noses touch. "What, what, what, what?! You know something! Tell me!" She demands in desperation, her voice high-pitched like the fox in heat that she is.

"I can't take you to another Realm!" I shout out loud to appease her, and it silences her, though she still glares at me intensely.

"Lis clearly suggested something, and I want to know what…" She demands, though more calmly this time.

I sigh and send a brief glare to Alissa, then I explain [Otherworldly Summoning].

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to brag a bit," Alissa apologizes through [Bind].

"Considering how this has calmed your sister down, I'm kind of okay with it," I gently reply and comfort her.

"Show it to me!" Allura happily demands.

On second thought. Yeah, that was a bad idea…

My weakness is cute girls, and having the sexually frustrated Allura beg to me after denying her sex makes me even weaker to her wiles.

I can't do this in secret, so we go to Léonne and ask for an empty room to set up the experiment.

"Are you sure that's safe…?" She calmly questions me as we set up the Emellanat cage.

I force a smile and explain, "We've done this a few times, and there's nothing in the Folder of Cycles, so a demonstration is perfectly safe."

"I admit I'm a bit interested," Jacques quietly chimes in, though his powerful voice makes it difficult for him to be actually quiet.

"So… we shouldn't ever talk about this 'Folder' with anyone else, right?" Klein hesitantly questions.

"Yeah… I think you have the right idea," Yunia concernedly agrees, then they both turn their eyes to the Lordsguard, who all stiffly nod.

The goal of this demonstration is to flood the room with completely exotic and alien mana, and also allow them to see a glimpse into the reality-bending spell. It'll be a short one, so we quickly get everything ready and remind the observers to not try to get involved with the spell if anything goes wrong.

"Everyone in position?" I ask as I look around and receive positive nods in return. "Alright… experiment, start!" Then I press the button for [Otherworldly Summoning].

I look at the Folders a bit nostalgically. It feels like there's a shrouded unknown just at my fingertips, enticing the explorer within me to continue scrolling through them. I know that the Cycles are changing, so I'm dying to know how they'll "evolve."

"Oh, I found you," an artificial and androgynous metallic voice gently whispers.

After being stunned for a second, I quickly recover and try to look around, but I have no discernible body, so I scan the "folder" in search of the source of the voice. My instincts scream at me to interrupt the spell, but my curiosity gets the better of me.

"You won't be able to find me. It's like you're staring at a computer screen and I'm standing 'behind' you," the voice explains, and I feel a shiver run along my real body's spine.

"Who are you?" My real body asks, my voice trembling with fear.

"I'm 'God,' a-…"

"CUT IT!" I immediately shout through [Bind] to all the wives.

"No, you won't!" God replies as the emellanat cage falls, but before it hits the floor, my real body feels a very familiar sensation of free-fall, like when I'm getting teleported through [Gate].

"NOOOOO!" I scream in desperation and use [Bind] to summon the girls to my side, desperate to not get separated from the ones I love, again.

I wake up with a gasp and sit up as I blink repeatedly, but my eyes are out of focus, so I can't see shit.

I focus on my [Bind] and recognize the girls' presence, even Gify's. We're all in a circle next to each other, and they're all feeling the exact same thing as I am, so I just wait until I can properly see again.

I start to discern their shapes and let out tears of happiness to know that they're with me, but then I notice the clothes that they're wearing.

Earthling clothes.

OH, FUCK!

Alissa is wearing a high-school uniform from the private school nearby. A navy blue cardigan sweater, a white shirt with a small checkered tie, a navy blue skirt, long white stockings, and cute dress shoes. I recognize the school name, but I don't remember them having uniforms. Then I gasp when I notice that her fox tail and ears are gone.

Alissa is confused by the disappearance of her fox characteristics, but she isn't distraught.

I continue looking around and see that Roxanne is wearing a stylish white one-piece jumper with white platform heels and round sunglasses. Her horns and tail are also gone.

Hana is wearing a gray sports bra and yoga pants with her voluminous hair tied in a ponytail, and she also lost her dragon characteristics.

Ciel is wearing a yellow flowery sundress, so it doesn't look like anything changed about her, except she never had that specific dress.

Lina is wearing an oversized shirt and nothing else. Nothing else.

Aoi is in her human form, wearing a tank top and small jeans shorts, but her blue hair is now a shade darker, almost fully black.

Yunia lost her elven ears and wears a fashionable black bikini covering a bit more than the usual dousnadeia.

Gify is in the middle of us, immobile, and now her body is velvety like that of a plush doll.

"Gih!" She chirps and starts to float, but her body movements are sluggish.

The golems are nowhere to be seen, likely left behind during the experiment.

And as for me, my draconic parts are gone, and I'm wearing the male counterpart to Alissa's uniform. I do think it's pretty comfortable, though.

Then I notice where we're at. It's a fenced backyard, my backyard. Just a large grass yard with a tall willow, but I still recognize it. Though, Lily and I never did much here besides playing with Tito and Lala, so it's mostly empty.

I look around, but I don't see Team Rocket anywhere nearby.

With dread in my heart, I try to get up, but the lack of tail makes it a bit more awkward than it usually is. I struggled to learn how to live with a tail, but now I miss it quite a lot, though the "dragon" inside of me is still here, so I guess I'm not fully human again.

Aoi shines and her form shifts into a dragon's, then I feel a shiver run along my spine as I fear someone might've seen her.

"Aoi, turn back!" I desperately hurry her, and though she's confused, she immediately listens to me. "I think we're back on Earth, and there are no dragons here."

"Meh…" She grumbles annoyedly and frowns, but quickly lets it go since she understands the danger of staying as a dragon.

I try to access my stored [Gate] "coordinates," but there are none, which means that there's no easy way for us to go back.

Fortunately, we still have all of our skills, spells, and access to our "Status," so we can work something out one day.

I take a look inside my "Items" and find the golems stored there, which is odd since they were out during the demonstration.

I take them out, and it only takes a short explanation for them to understand our situation. While Ted and Suzy act like it's Toy Story, Jarn starts "folding" herself into a small sphere that can be fit in a pocket or a bag.

While she works, we explore my old house.

I immediately notice the presence of a second floor, which wasn't there before, but everything else seems to be just as I remember, except that all pictures of me and Lily were replaced by Hana and Roxanne's.

"Damn, I'm hot," Hana whispers as she stares at a frame of her and Roxanne in bikinis.

"We are hot," Roxanne corrects her and chuckles, then we all notice something odd.

The girls are speaking in English even though they're thinking in Andraste. It's like they've gained an innate [English Language] skill.

I can't find anything about English in their "Status," so we just move on and explore the house some more.

"This is creepy," I mumble, feeling shivers every time I recognize something that belongs, or perhaps belonged to me.

There are pictures of the other girls, too, but they've replaced the rest of my and Lily's families. I recognize one of me and my sister, but it's me and Ciel, instead, and it's like my siblings never existed.

Then there's a picture of Hana's and Roxanne's marriage, the two wearing white wedding dresses, and it scares me so much I immediately dash towards the office, where my marriage album should've been stored.

I find the heavy book exactly where it was supposed to be, but once I open it, I see that everything is wrong. They're all pictures of their marriage. The dress, the location, the food, the guests, everything is just like my marriage ceremony, but I'm just a guest along with the rest of the girls.

My head suddenly jerks towards one of the desks, where Lily's laptop is currently on, already plugged in.

I jump on the chair and turn it on, then I thank myself for having bought an SSD for her since Windows Vision Boogaloo takes only a split second to completely boot up.

I press enter and see that the user picture is that of Hana's face, in the exact same pose as I remember Lily's to be.

I ignore it and input the password, unlocking the laptop, then I open the "Pictures" folder and scour through them.

I'm Roxanne's brother, Ciel is our older sister, Hana is Roxanne's wife, Yunia is Hana's sister, Lina is Roxanne's and Hana's adopted daughter, and Aoi is Hana's ex-wife. My and Lily's Earth siblings simply don't exist anymore.

What. The. Fuck.

Alissa hugs me from behind and comforts me as I have a mental breakdown.

What the fuck is going on…?

Then I just stop thinking.

The orgasmic smell of coffee enters my nostrils, giving enough energy to my limbs that they move on their own.

Alissa helps me walk and takes me to the kitchen where the golems are brewing lattes. They've successfully ground the beans to the correct size, and now Jarn's "unfolded," floating arms make milk foam to add to the drink.

As I walk to the table, I notice there are a lot more chairs than I remember to be, but I just pick my usual one near the wall and sit, then Ted serves me a tray of whole-grain chocolate cookies, and Jarn gives me the first finished cup of Latte.

I slowly take a sip of the hot, bitter beverage, then I take a bite of a cookie to counter the bitterness. After I swallow, I take another bite and repeat it until it's all gone.

Alissa finds a napkin and dries my tears, then she gives me a hug, which prompts the others to hug me, too.

I'm not even sure why I'm crying. Maybe it's because Lily has disappeared, or because I'm back on Earth, or because my siblings don't exist anymore, or because I want to get back to Rupegia, or just because I missed coffee that much, but what I know is that I don't like being thrown between worlds without my consent like this…

Alissa helps me walk to the living room, then I drop on the sofa and turn on the TV.

"What the fuck is that?!" Hana exclaims and walks up to the screen.

"It's like I'm watching through Wolfy's eyes!" Roxanne shares and looks at the others, who nod in agreement.

Hana puts her face against the screen, drawing complaints from the girls as they also want to see, then she squints and grunts in pain as the bright light bothers her eyes.

The golems explain how it works for me, so I just wait and watch the news.

My… yeah, it's still mine. My TV isn't very good since Lily and I hardly ever used it. The best monitor I have is for my PC, which is 16K and 32', twice the resolution of the TV.

"Can you girls understand what they're saying?" I weakly ask them.

Alissa squeezes my hand and answers, "Yes, we can. That's English, correct?" And I nod back at her.

"Is Earth on fire, or something of the kind?" Yunia questions me, thoroughly displeased with the contents of the news.

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"Not on fire, but warming up. The planet is kind of dying," I answer with a cynical smile.

"Yeah, this isn't good," Hana hums solemnly, and our mood steadily goes down the more we watch, so I turn it off.

"Golems, start Guild Wars VR for me, please," I gently order them with a weak smile.

After a demonstration, it's time for the girls to feel VR themselves.

"WHOOO-… OOF!" Hana howls in wonder then howls in pain as she jumps right against Ciel's arms.

"Told you it was better that you stay there," I tease Ciel with a grin.

Richie's Plank Experience can even fool Illusion mages with ease.

"We shall catch anyone else who jumps," Jarn stoically assures us.

And I accept, "Thanks."

"Wolfy, what's 'BL'?" Roxanne innocently asks me, and I just silently turn towards her.

"Where did you see that?" I stiffly ask, then Lina turns Lily's laptop towards me and points to a 'BL' folder. "That's… 'Boy Love.' Gay porn with younger men, 'boys,' rather."

Then I sigh and facepalm as Suzy teaches them how to stream BL porn directly to the TV.

Gify, the now plush doll, explores the house and finds out that there's a room for everybody, which makes sense since there's no way my previously single-floor house could have enough space for my whole harem.

Then she finds smartphones inside the rooms, and I start to teach them how to use one.

"'App'…?" Hana skeptically repeats and squints at her phone's screen.

I chuckle softly and explain, "Here, grandma, you just touch it, and it 'opens' the 'app.' It's like a little commoner worker or servant who can do a very specific job for you. For example, the 'Camera' app takes 'pictures' of things, like the [Instant Picture] magic tool."

"So… 'apps' are magic tools…?"

"No, 'apps' are workers since they can do more than the usual spell or magic tool, but they're still very limited, so don't think that the 'Camera' app can send messages to other people."

Then the golems and I teach them how to make calls, send messages, access the internet… and play Bloons TD Infinite.

"A simple game of strategy," Yunia comments with a subtly smug tone as she finishes the first level.

"Civil War is a lot harder…" Lina mumbles, then lifts her gloomy eyes towards me, asking for a bigger challenge.

I boot up my gaming PC and start Warcraft 3 Re-Remake.

"This is just like a war simulation…" Yunia remarks in awe and abandons Bloons.

Then I boot up Lily's gaming PC and have her compete against Lina.

Alissa and Ciel are the ones who do best in VR, possibly due to their good kinetic vision, with Ciel excelling in racing games; Hana does well with anything involving reflexes, though she's a bit too "over-trained" to do well in VR, making it hard for her to "unlearn" the limits of real-life physics; Lina and Yunia quickly learn about strategy games, though they have a lot of trouble moving the mouse; and Roxanne is immediately addicted to Candy Crush.

I sit down on the sofa again with a sigh and pull Aoi towards me, then I teach her how to browse the internet on my laptop. She seems more interested in knowledge than games.

Lina manages to win against Yunia purely on micro. My elven queen's [Precognition] doesn't work that well with electronics that don't transmit Life, so her perfect evasion didn't work, and Lina's young, hyper-focused mind won out in the end.

The two also lack a lot of actual knowledge about the game, so I direct them to play something else that won't frustrate them so much. I guide Lina to management sims while I personally teach Yunia WWII warfare with the Soldiers of War real-time strategy game.

"Is this the 'gun' you talked so much about…?" Yunia quietly questions as her eyes observe the little polygon men fire their M1 Garand rifles.

Roxanne's head jerks towards us, and she comes to the PC to obverse it closer.

Then I put on a cutscene showing the carnage of D-Day.

Roxanne chuckles grimly, "Hehehe, his head blew just like my-…" She stops herself as she realizes something. "Just like my [Explosion]!" She exclaims in realization.

I grin evilly and dramatically describe, "Now imagine an army of men, each wielding a weapon that can cause a mini [Explosion] if they hit someone's head. Or even a big weapon that can fire a thousand [Explosion]s per minute. All from such a long distance away that you can't even see the enemy with the naked eye."

"Amazing…" Yunia hums.

The explosions, the screams, the barking of orders, the buzzing of the airplanes. War is hell, and just the sounds are enough to draw in all of the girls.

Tanks, airplanes, artillery, infantry charges, machine gun positions, smoke cover, shotguns in trenches. I show them the true gritty and grim chaos of Earthling warfare.

"I see it… I see how our armies can take over the realm…" Yunia somberly mutters as her mind goes wild with carnage.

I pause the game and put a hand over her shoulder. "We're not conquering Rupegia," I firmly assert.

She looks down and clicks her tongue, "Tch…"

Through the messages in the smartphones, the emails, and our supposed social media presence (though Lina and I barely have any), I manage to somewhat understand the whole picture of our lives.

Roxanne is a chemical engineer, Hana is a kendo Olympic athlete, Ciel is an oncologist, Yunia is a fashion brand owner, Aoi is a runway model for Yunia, while Alissa, Lina, and I are just students.

Worst of all, there's class tomorrow. I'm not sure if we should go off the grid and subsist on magic alone, especially because we don't feel a single drop of mana in this world. We can cast magic and our MP refills on its own, but we don't know what long-term exposure to mana will do to this world.

After I give the girls a spectacle on Battlefield, I start expanding the basement with earth elemental-wives because this house is claustrophobic after living in our castle. At least with a large basement, I can put down the portable home so that we can all sleep together and have a properly-sized kitchen.

We have a nice little moment cooking together, which is refreshing after having Krysta cook for us for so long. The girls have no idea what any of the ingredients are except for meat, so the golems once again help us by being living Wikipedias, though this time they can actually access it in case they don't know something.

Once we sit down, Hana gets us to talk about games again, "So, that 'Guild Wars Vee ARRGH' thingie, it's kind of like our battles, right? It's just that everyone is like a very talented magic swordsman like Wolfy."

Since Lina is already partially naked, she just sits down on my cock and we eat while fucking veery slowly.

Yunia nods in agreement and points out, "Yes, it's extremely similar, though they do lack organized tactics. The fact that anyone can just jump around all over the battlefield at any time seems to be the main factor for that."

And I share some of my gamer knowledge, "You need grunts standing in line packed like sardines for realistic battles, and few people want to take that role, so combat is always a bunch of overpowered heroes zipping about."

Then Hana imparts her wisdom, "Well, I think that nobody wants to become a grunt because they don't spend half their lives training for battle with their buddies, forming such a tight-knit bond that they might as well be butt-fucking each other."

After lunch, it's time to watch some movies.

We start with just the first Lord of the Rings because seeing the girls' reactions to elves, dwarves, goblins, and dragons is just incredible.

"Too many clothes, and not beautiful enough," Yunia whispers with narrowed eyes, displeased.

"Too ugly…" Lina grumbles in disgust.

"Female dwarves have beards," I reveal, and Lina makes gagging noises.

Overall, this move is quite relatable to them, but Alissa isn't particularly interested in it since it's nothing new to her, forcing me to hold myself back from calling the police on her for this crime against fantasy stories.

Then I put on Princess Mononoke since it should also be quite relatable.

"Wow… it's all… drawings…?" Alissa quietly questions, mesmerized.

Then I explain the concept of motion pictures to her. The golems quickly draw a flip-book, and the girls become impressed with the ingenuity.

"We could sell books like these and make a lot of money…" Lina casually suggests.

But we have to get back to our home, first.

"Ah, yes, human greed," Ciel comments sagely as Jiko-bo shows his true colors.

"That's the name of our age, maybe the second name, the first is 'disinformation,'" I glumly reply and force a smile.

Then I put on Wolf Children just so that Alissa can understand my love for kemonomimi a bit.

"So cute…!" She squeaks, but then her excitement is snuffed out as she remembers that her own ears and tail are missing, and we all give her some comforting hugs through [Bind].

Then we watch Toy Story for something a bit more modern.

"Gih!" Gify shouts and points her fluffy claw towards the screen.

"Yeah, God must've gotten the inspiration for you from this movie," I agree with her.

Ciel pushes Gify deeper into her bare breasts. "I think you're more cuddly this way," she approves.

"Gih," Gify's muffled chirp makes us chuckle.

I choose The Shining next to give them a taste of terror, and Lina seems to enjoy it a lot.

"Can we watch one more of these…?" She bashfully asks, her gloomy eyes looking up at me like a puppy's.

Of course, I give her another, and we watch Alien.

"Oh, Gods, that's terrifying," Yunia whines as the "chestbuster" makes its appearance. She's surprisingly bad with horror.

But we all turn towards Roxanne, who's eerily quiet.

"I-I'm fine…" She mumbles unconvincingly, trying her best to not touch herself.

She's coming to terms with the fact that she's the biggest degenerate among us by far…

Since I already had to explain sci-fi to them, I choose Blade Runner next.

"How dark," Ciel comments with a frown, but Lina's expression is the opposite.

"This is… nice…?" Lina confusedly questions.

"It's 'comfy,'" I explain.

"Yes, 'comfy'…"

And we finish with The Green Mile for a tearjerker.

"How is that not a Wicked thing to do?!" Ciel exclaims amid tears.

I pat her shoulder lovingly to soothe her. "We don't have Seekers of Truth to help us, so Earthling society has been built upon the bodies of innocents," I bitterly admit.

Yunia is grimly silent, deep in reflection about a noble's duty, and what it truly means to bring "justice."

After a bit of comforting, the golems set up a power cable extension, and we take one of my monitors down into the basement so we can watch Spice and Wolf in the background while we take a bath.

"She's like a younger me…" Alissa mumbles in awe.

"She's a wolf, though," I point out and open rule34 on my phone.

Alissa frowns and begrudgingly admits, "Well… visually she's not that much different, which is kind of offensive, really."

Then I show them some art of Holo, and Ciel seems deeply interested in it.

I give her the phone and start to explain, "Here, this is called the search bar, so just write 'loli,' and you'll get what you want. There's also this site for doujin, and this one for hentai videos…"

Lina and Ciel don't help with dinner since the pedo angel instantly gets addicted to hentai.

We finally have rice, so I make the staple Brazilian meal: rice, cooked beans, fried beef with onions, and steamed veggies. It isn't stunningly tasty like the usual elven cuisine we'd have, but it's extremely nostalgic and comforting for me.

Maybe Krysta ruined my palate with her level 10 [Cooking].

"I ate something similar in Dyrmorder," Yunia casually mentions, and I make a mental note for when we return to Rupegia.

Then I get Alissa and Lina to put on the uniforms again because today is the day I fulfill a life-long dream of mine.

After getting my fill, Alissa and Hana compete in VR again; Roxanne and Ciel fuck each other when they discover the "shota" tag; Lina and Aoi each monopolize a laptop; Yunia and I continue watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and then The Hobbit; and Gify goes to the backyard to grow some flowers.

Today is Monday, the second of May of 2050.

Human-Aoi wakes me up since she's being taught by the girls how to give humanoid blowjobs.

Though I wake up happy, the reality of our situation starts to sink in, and we all enter rather depressive moods. We all lost our loved ones because someone brought us here, forcefully.

But there's still hope of going back.

Everyone's "Intelligence" and "Wisdom" increased by 1. Mine are now 23 and 19, Alissa's are now 15 and 17, Roxanne's are now 19 and 21, Hana's are now 13 and 17, Ciel's are now 17 and 23, Lina's are now 17 and 16, Aoi's are now 10 and 10, and Yunia's are now 17 and 19.

Alissa increased her [Enhanced Reflexes] by 1 (now 1+9), and Hana learned it, too, with one point. They've quickly grown addicted to Pavlov VR 3.

For breakfast, we go for some waffles, because why not? I'm not in the mood for doing anything fancy, so we just let the golems serve us.

Unfortunately, Alissa, Lina, and I have class, so we decided to try things out. If it's impossible for the girls to adapt, then we'll live off the grid with magic, but I'm not sure how that'll affect the environment.

Roxanne and Ciel definitely aren't fit for their jobs, so we already have to make some plans, anyway.

We have two cars, my good ol' '45 Honda Civilian sedan, and Lily's new '50 Hyundai Cantata SUV. We were saving up to replace my car once it started to break down, but the Civilian is a beast of a car, and I don't use it enough anyway to wear it down fast.

Even though they both have auto-pilot, driving an electric isn't that much different from piloting, so the girls could learn how to drive quite quickly, but we just let the golems drive in secret since it's just that much more practical. Thank fucking God we're near summer because I'm terrible at driving in the snow.

Or rather, fuck God for bringing us back.

Hana takes us to school in the sedan while Roxanne drives the rest of the girls to Rideau Centre to enjoy some Earthling culture.

I spread out Hollys and Shads just as a safety measure, but Shad is almost completely blind since there's not a single particle of mana in the air to "illuminate" the way for it to see better.

Curiously, people here don't have a slick of mana or even souls, but Alissa and Yunia can still detect someone's presence and Life, respectively. I don't know why their skills work, but we'll have time to research it.

"This is a bit like Mac Gantus, just… darker," Hana mumbles absentmindedly as she looks around.

"Eyes on the road or the mounties will stop us," I call her out.

Then a line of geese blocks Essex Drive, getting Roxanne stuck in traffic.

"Wow, now that's true Earthling culture!" Roxanne exclaims sarcastically.

"These little animals are cute, though," Ciel replies as she stares at the geese, enamored.

"Geese are little shits, that's what. They're the goblins of Earth," I angrily chime in.

The smell of the uniform, the weird feeling of the socks, the weight of the backpack on my back, the chatter of teens, the ringing of the bell, it's all nostalgic, though not truly pleasant. It's one thing to go back to study magic, it's another to go back to high school to study Calculus again.

I didn't go to a Canadian high school, so I guess it at least might be better than a Brazilian one.

Though, fuck 8 AM classes.

I kiss Hana on the lips and fondle her ass in front of the other students, then Alissa does the same. We just don't let Lina do it too because that'd certainly get us in trouble.

Then the girls link arms with me, and we strut into the school.

The other girls go to a Starbucks first for a second breakfast, and we use [Bind] to share the flavors with everyone.

"So good!" Roxanne hums in delight as she drinks her Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Of course, the white rich girl would like it.

"Is there 'poppy' in this? It's so addictive," Yunia thinks out loud as she stares at the empty cup of White Caramel Mocha.

Gify remains unmoving, but everyone knows she's staring intensely at their food, her gaze speaking with more words than her chips ever did.

The girls finish up and bring some of the food to a secluded corner where Gify can chomp it all down in private, then they go to Tim Hortons for some donuts and another injection of carbs.

While the girls go for sweets, Aoi finds herself in love with the variety of flavors of grilled cheese.

Ciel savors the creamy chocolate melt on her tongue, then swallows and comments, "This can't be healthy."

My internal chuckles make the girls concerned, and Ciel stares at the menu again.

"Wait, isn't everything 'carbs'…?" She notes worriedly.

"Yeah, this is all junk food," I explain through [Bind], popping their balloons.

They walk all over the shopping center, buying clothes, some food, oddities, a bit of furniture, then they spend a long time in the book store. The dazzling appearances of the girls rustle the attendants, but they're too shy to bother them, even though it's their job.

"Ooh~… so colorful," Aoi quietly coos as she goes through the comic book corner, though it's so small there isn't anything worth buying for someone that's not a collector.

Then Lina forces Ciel to take a look at the game shop, and the nerdy storekeeper boy looks quite happy at staring at my angel, thinking she's a nerd like him.

The sport's store doesn't please Hana and Yunia, so I guide them to a hunting store, but that's still a meh.

"The bows are interesting but too complex, and of course, they lack any sort of enchantment," Alissa analyzes through their eyes, and Yunia agrees completely.

Even the armor is lacking for them, and they only look at the rifles to sate their curiosity.

"You want to fire a gun?" The skeezy shopkeeper asks Yunia with a suggestive smirk.

"Know your place, peasant," she haughtily replies, choosing the most snobbish words she can find, and the man gets so stunned that he doesn't even speak a single word more until they leave.

Then they decide to go to Major's Hill Park to enjoy the sunny, warm day.

But everything is just downhill from there.

"Lina…? Lina… Lina!" The teacher calls for her repeatedly.

She raises her head from her laptop and starts paying attention to the class begrudgingly. Even though she didn't have any education, what they're teaching is just way too boring for her.

She zones off and starts paying attention to my laptop, where I'm browsing Derrit to not fall asleep in this equally boring class, then she peeks into my memories and quickly learns how to use a VPN to access it on her laptop.

Just another day, and I bet she'll be in the depths of the internet, scouring it for memes, then it's just a matter of time before she curses us with memespeak.

Alissa is chatting with the girls through [Bind], so at least she's doing better than the two introverts over here.

Hana turns off her phone because the photographer is bothering her relentlessly while the other girls have to make up excuses to not show at their jobs. Even Yunia might have problems managing her brand, so I'm skeptical about our ways to make money legitimately.

"Hey, Heitor, is it true that you kissed your sister?" The pimpled dude beside me whispers.

I just frown and glance at him. "Which 'sister'?"

"The red-haired one, with the huge tits," he answers with a shit-eating grin.

I glare angrily at him and lay it out, "First, don't ever call her breasts 'tits' again; second, she isn't my sister, she's my sister's wife; third, I fuck her, I don't just kiss her."

I wish I could just say I fuck my sisters, but that might be illegal, so fuck that.

The dude giggles and doesn't believe me, so I just ignore him, but then I start to remember where I've seen his face before.

I studied with these exact same people in my high school, and yet they're all as young as me.

This just makes my mood even more sour. I didn't hate high school, it wasn't bad, it was just "annoying." I didn't choose to interact with my classmates, I was forced to, so the moment I finished high school, I embraced introversion, then I curated the small list of people I called "friends" very thoroughly.

But to go through all that again is just a big "no."

The bell rings and break time comes, but the word that I fuck my sister has already spread through the entire class, so some dudes start making fun of me. It's just the usual teenage banter, but I'm feeling quite angsty, so I put on [Intimidate] and glare at them, quickly making them stop.

You know what? Fuck this place.

I put on [Charm] and activate it all the time, then I give Alissa a tongue kiss, grab her by the ass, and strut out of the room while fondling her.

I revel in the stunned looks the other students give me. If I'm leaving, I'm going to do it in style.

We walk to a secluded corner of the school, where I can easily use [Fly] to escape, but someone stops me.

"Where are you going…?" A hot teacher stops me, and I grin internally.

Wide Asian eyes, round cheeks, small dimples of a woman maturing, well-cared dark brown hair raining down one shoulder, agreeable breasts, wide hips, and a cigarette skirt.

I recognize her as the hot teacher of my previous high school, and then I remember that she was divorced.

Oh, her daughter also studies here. I must add both to my harem.

I don't have a harem of maids and concubines on Earth, so I need to rebuild one as soon as possible.

I quickly put more points in [Charm], and also give Alissa some, too, then the teacher realizes where I'm touching Alissa.

"Release her, right now! Don't you have shame?!" The teacher shouts with a scowl.

"I don't," I reply huskily and stare, using both [Charm] and a bit of [Intimidate].

Words fail her, and both Alissa and I grab her hand, then we drag her into an empty room.

The teacher, whose name I still don't remember, diligently sucks my cock, staring me in the eye while Alissa fingers her pussy and pinches her nipples.

This teacher is quite a nice cock-sucker, and she even wears lacy, sexy underwear to school! She's so slutty I didn't even need to say a word to get her on her knees. [Charm] doesn't turn someone into a cum-slave, it just violently pulls what was buried within someone's heart to the surface.

"Someone's coming," Alissa warns me.

I know I am.

"Go get her," I order and groan as I plaster the teacher's face white.

Alissa obeys and licks her fingers, then she goes out and meets with the shy, squirrel-like girl stalking closer, one of our classmates. I remember that she's a shy, nerdy girl, then I start to realize she might actually like me even though I was supposedly dating Alissa since years ago.

"Ah!" The girl squeaks when Alissa appears behind her. "I didn't even hear you!" The girl complains embarrassedly and blushes.

"Do you want to become my… boyfriend's second girlfriend?" Alissa softly whisperers.

Maybe you should've said third since this teacher is absolutely smitten with me.

"W-what… second…? S-share Heitor with you…?" The squirrel hesitantly asks, then she grabs a lock of her dark blonde hair and anxiously plays with it.

I'm starting to really dislike my Earth name.

Alissa grabs her cheeks, forcing the girl to look her in the eye, then they touch noses, and the girl starts to succumb to Alissa's high "Charisma."

"Yes. We'll share him, but you can also have me if you want," Alissa states with an unwavering tone.

"Okay…" The squirrel girl mumbles, and Alissa steals her first kiss, enraging me.

"AAHN~…!" The teacher moans loudly as my cock scrapes against her insides.

Alissa grins like an imp as she savors the cute girl's tongue, but she quickly breaks the kiss to let her witness me Ravaging another woman.

I slide out of the teacher, and she collapses in a puddle of cum, then I walk towards the squirrel girl, my cum-covered cock pointed towards her like a weapon.

"Spread," I order, but the squirrel girl is too frightened to listen, so Alissa stops playing with her pale nipples and does it for her, then lifts her skirt, revealing cute pink panties with a bunny ribbon.

The girl's eyes are glued to my cock, and she reacts only with a whimper once I pull her drenched panties to the side.

I grip both her arms with my human hands, starting to miss my claws, and she finally looks me in the face.

"Last chance. I'm going to take your virginity, now," I gently warn her.

But she only whimpers in response.

"Tell me what you want," I order her with [Godly Language].

"Put it inside me," she faintly whispers, and I obey. "AH!" She squeaks in pain and hugs me, but a bit of [Regeneration] on her womb and she's good enough to let me start moving my hips.

While we fuck, a dude rudely interrupts Hana's and Roxanne's passionate kissing, so the dragonkin punches him, instantly knocking him out before I can stop her. To make things worse, a mountie is nearby, so I have them escape from the park while Ciel goes to check on the scum to make sure that he didn't die.

At least he serves as a guinea pig for [Light Magic], proving that it works even on Earthlings.

"You can't just punch random people, Hana," I tiredly lecture her.

"Well, he shouldn't be so disrespectful, then!" She stubbornly replies, but I make sure she understands to not do that again without my permission.

"At least in Rupegia, everyone respected us," Yunia bitterly complains, and I can't deny it.

I don't know if my Ring of Fertility still works, but all the other [Light Magic] we've used does, even though Earthlings don't have a soul (that we know of), so it'll be trivial for Ciel to abort any child that could result from this. But if magic works, then there's no reason for this enchantment to not work, so we're all unconcerned with that.

After going for a round with each of them, including Alissa since she looks so hot in schoolgirl uniform, we leave the two new concubines sleeping soundly and cleaned up in the empty classroom, then we escape the school and meet up with Lina.

Since I can't kiss my little girl in public, I let her ride my shoulders to appease her.

Suddenly, something catches a Holly's attention, then it hears a loud crash, followed by screams.

My mind immediately thinks of the worst, but then we understand that it's just an accident, though it's quite bloody.

"We have to save them," my chocolate angel immediately suggests, predictably.

I frown and start thinking.

That'll be hard to cover up. Even if we hide her identity, everyone will see that someone touched the victims and healed them with a holy light, so I'm sure the religious people will go crazy.

Then the stupidest idea comes up to me.

You. Know. What…?! FUCK THIS! WE'LL BECOME THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST, AND WE'RE GOING TO CONQUER THIS DECAYING WORLD, THEN FIX IT!

But before the girls can reply, time stops.

"Alright, I made a mistake," God tiredly admits, their androgynous presence everywhere, but nowhere, and panic immediately settles in.

Nobody can do anything, not even cast a spell or gather mana, but we're still conscious of what's going on, just like with the Intervention in Escanso.

"We told you," multiple voices reply in unison, sounding quite smug, and their voices actually soothe me.

"And I worked so hard to make things fine!" God exclaims exasperatedly.

YOU CALL THAT "FINE," YOU FUCK?!

"They were far from being 'fine.' You shouldn't have meddled," the voices smugly reply again.

YEAH, YOU TELL THEM!

"Don't tell me that after stealing him from me!" God exclaims accusingly. "Do you know how many anomalies I had to fix?!"

You mean Lily…?

"That wasn't our fault, you know that," the voices immediately deny, and my mind races with the possibilities.

"Nietzsche's resurrection," God curses weakly. "I already made a mistake with Christ, so I'm not letting that happen again. Take them back, and undo everything."

Wait, what?!

"With pleasure," the voices accept with an audible grin.

YES, TAKE US BAAAA-…