Hello! Goddag! Dea-maidin! Buenos días! And maikai kakahiaka!

You know who I am?! Do you fucking know who I am?!!

I am a TRUCK! Yes! I am your motherfucking TRUCK!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

And not just any other truck! Don’t you dare to compere me to your ordinary truck on the road?

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I am THE TRUCK!!!! You know the one from stories.

Still don’t get it?

Haaaah….Have you ever read the stories where protagonist is hit by truck, then is reincarnated in another world by the gods and became the hero or demon lord?

Yep that’s me! What? I won’t ever say ‘Autobots! Roll out!’!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not Optimus Prime! He is ma bitch! He can’t do anything to me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

And my name’s Jim by the way.

I may look like your ordinary Mack Titan. But actually I am a miracle of the fusion of technology and spirit!

You might want to ask to which god I belong. The truth is no one. I work as a mercenary for various gods.

Well that’s it for a self-introduction. The work awaits. Bye!