Right now, I am in front of a gothic loli!
A black dress, white hair that looks like they are stretching for several kilometers, cherry red lips, blue eyes and if it wasn’t for an unholy aura and a muddy slime like monsters surrounding her you wouldn’t even guess that she is a goddess of corruption.
“Yo Noriet.”-I said.-“Long time no see.”
“Hi Jim!”-With a raspy voice she replied.
“So who are you looking for now?”-I get down to business, as I do not want to be too long in her realm, as I might rust.-“Champion or demon lord?”
“I’m looking for a champion right now.”-while petting one of her monsters she replied.-“You do remember that the millennium championship is coming right?”
“Oh right right I totally forgot.”
Millennium championship is a competition of the gods. They send their champions in a battle royale and the god who wins gets one ton of….You will never guess! One ton of chocolate!
Yes chocolate! I see a question marc above your head. Well I understand.
The thing is, the chocolate is the only substance in the multiverse that cannot travel through dimensions. Then you would ask me “Why not to make one of your own?”. The answer is simple, it cannot be produced in the higher realms.
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And that’s why the god of chocolate is making this competition and the winner is rewarded with it.
“So anyone specific?”
“No just bring me someone who is really corrupt.”
“Ok order is made. The price will be 1000 En’s.”
“Deal.”
If you are wondering what is En’s, then I will say that is our currency. Those are coins made from compressed energy. Yes energy that is compressed to the point that you can touch it. One coin weights more than 10000000 neutron stars.
“Then I’ll take my leave.”
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A few hours later I was traveling on an ether way. Those are the only things that connect dimensions.
“Oh! If it isn’t Jim! Hey Jim!”
I turn to the voice and see a white skeleton clad in a black mist.
“Yo Iradiel!”-I tell to the reaper in front of me.
“How’s it going, haven’t seen you for a hundred years.”
“Meh~ like usual.”-I say nonchalantly.-“What about you? That is one heck of a bundle of souls. Did you wipe a planet clean or something? There’s at least a milliard of them.”
“Nah. More like 10 milliards.”-He said.-“You do remember earth ∞5895412?”
“Yeah. There are the best anime and manga.”
“Well it wont be anymore as there was a nuclear war just now.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
First order. Customer: Goddess of corruption Noriet. Ordr: The most corrupt person you can find. Desirable occupation: Politician; teacher.