This story commits acts against the English language, common sense, and logic that would land one in the sex offender registry if committed against people. It should not be read by your auntie, your mother, your father, or your siblings, unless you hate them or want to risk getting disowned for a chance at an early inheritance. All trigger warnings in the story page apply, and so do most others you can imagine. Some characters are racist, some are homophobic, some are sexist, and most are painfully stupid. They are not supposed to be role models. They suffer and we laugh at them; you suffer and I laugh at you. Simple as that.

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Now, go ahead, ruin your intellect with this neuron genocider i call "writing".