You stand in the guard hall, surrounded by aliens that look nothing like you. one with 3 eyes, one with 1 eye, another with 5 legs, you get the idea. You try to ask one of them what to do here, they don't seem to be taught any english either. For 3 hours, you've been doing nothing all day in fear of being overpowered by all the aliens surrounding you. Until you hear giant footsteps, getting closer... closer... closer!
BAAAMMM!! The door was busted open. There was a figure, presumably alien as well, a whole army behind it, fire alarms beeping, wait, fire alarm?
All the surrounding soldiers either panicked and died, tried to fight the thing and died, or hid behind some corridors, also died. You decide to hide behind a corridor knowing this will probably be your last bit of confusion... but for some reason... The door was shut, everyone is dead, the place was a mess, and nobody is here. Did "doodledork" probably try to set you up and leave you for dead and failed? Probably. But things get a little suspicious, so you go outside only to fall unconscious again by the pure amount of stars, galaxies, comets, and spaceships overwhelming your already full mind.
You wake up in what seems to be a lab. Great, first a dojo training that's impossible to beat, then a setup for getting killed, now being a lab rat. Off to an excellent start! This time, another english announcer is speaking. "I knew my years of practicing english wouldn't be in vain! These signals are extraordinary! You aren't visible on any of the cameras manufactured here!". You try to ask him why you were here, he doesn't respond. "Wait here! I'll make a device that will take you to the 3.5th dimension with us!". Confused, you wait...