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You complained to the dude in the loudspeaker, who calls himself "doodledork". There is another figure, presumably another alien, who seems to be fluent in english as he's the translator. Well, whoever that is, it definitely doesn't like doodledork. After hours of struggling to communicate with the announcer, you decide to try to directly talk to the translator instead. In a frustrated tone, it asks you to "get some skill fast or else". It then goes on to tell a tale..

This year is the year 96420. Aliens here are made in 3.5 dimensions, meaning that they are literal timeless; Never affected by time whatsoever. Once, in the middle of a galactic civil war, the time machine was invented. They found out that aliens would not be able to grow, and therefore, become stronger. But a human is a 3D object, allowing limitless possibilities that comes with a limited life.

They traveled to the year 1978, where they thought the cold war started. Since the cold war happened 2 years directly after WW2, the aliens knew that war can lead to stronger organisms. Unfortunately for them, it took them 20 years to finally reach earth and capture the first human they could find.

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They took the human, named him VOT-2, and they decided to train him with all their possibilities. The human kept persistent with its hunger for power as it was now able to do 3.5D moves as a 3D creature. But unfortunately...

VOT-2 decided that a caring alien civilization wasn't enough for him, and decided to take over the FX (future champions karate school), and go on to rule the rest of the universe.

Currently, he has found his way to the 4th dimension, and now, he's the most powerful being ever imagined. Doing the IMPOSSIBLE! He can even convert 3.5D creatures' ages which was considered to be impossible in the olden days. You can be an alien in 95996, try to touch VOT-2, now called LOP-3, and seconds later you need to change your diapers.

There is a catch, however, as humans already age, they cannot be age-manipulated by 4D creatures, so now he's heading for the 5th dimension and planning to rule the entire TIMELINE. So it's up to you, a human, to stop LOP-3 from entering the 5th dimension and save the timeline from being wrapped into LOP-3's sinister fingers.

Overwhelmed by the power of LOP-3, you try to run away, but where used to be a door was now just an empty wall. The announcer now gave an attempt to pronounce english once hearing the translator tell the tale. "human doing FX". Followed by giving you some gear that looks like it's made for guard duty. You follow doodledork to what looks like the exit..