A pigeon. A god-damn PIGEON flew into the mouth of the cave and it was massive, barely sqeezing through the opening.  The proud beast crowed its mighty squack.  I peered at my surroundings as I pulled myself together. Looking at where my digging ended me in. A cavernous... cave.  As I looked back on what I presumed to be gold, I realized that they where just shiny trinkets, but like from giants. A ring was 3 times the size of me and the pigeon is 4 times bigger than the ring.  Next to the pile was a nest with OH MY GOD WHAT THE [Nya~] ARE THOSE ABOMINATIONS!!??

3 moist, coughing, fleshy bodies dangled from the edge of the tumbleweed basket.  Don't move, they can sense movement. My bones ,however, just keeped on trying to become a full me again. STOP OR THOSE UGLY [Nya~]S ARE GOING TO NOTICE US. They twitched. NOOOOOOO. They moved their"necks" and made "eye contact." It's over. They opened their mouths and,"Mother, did you eat without us." 3 deep, gruff voices questioned. Their voices where thick and their language smooth like syrup. What are they saying? "No my children, what would gie you such an idea. Now drink your milk."  She waddled to the tripple terrors, and stood right above my skull.  

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Eww. The excess yellow milk splashed on my face. I felt it trikle down my throat and...disappear.  This went on for 2 hours as Mrs. Pigeon fed each one. By the end I pulled myself together and hid behind the ring.  I felt STRONGER.  I don't know why but I felt like I could face the pigeon's wind again and not even flinch.  I sensed my body one more and it seemed like my bones grew bigger.  I probably looked like a skeletal jugernaut. Wicked.

I realized that I had to get out of here.  Even if I am stronger than before, that "thing" would probably crush me like a bug.  Call me gutless but... oh wait.  I proceed to crawl my way to the entrance but heard a screech from the back.  "CHILDREN TAKE ARMS! AN INTRUDER IS A'BOUT."  The entrance caved in leaving me with a few holes which I would never fit through, even piece by piece.  The monster pigeons(?) where coming closer and I needed to think fast.

If only I was smaller!

"Are you sure?" echoed a screechy voice an handsome and soothing voice. Yes I am sure sub-consious thing. Man, I really am going insane.  I felt myself being compacted and shaped into a...