Hello there everyone~~! I am your greatest god that ever existed Revant, i am the god of war and surprisingly also laziness, on how I got that title I didnt bother~~. I am in a predicament right nowww, i was banished by my lovely little sister Misa who, is the sole god of this world Fantasia and also the goddess of creation, magic and beauty *snort*, as for the reason i got banished, i dont know~~. To be honest i was originally the sole god but after evading my responsibilities and works, i was forced to admit retreating my throne, more like willingly admit but dont tell them i said that~~. Atleast i left some legends over the past eons.
Falling through the heavens, i can feel the winds rippling all over my body, the ground is getting closer and closer every second. I can just will myself to float but i was ripped off of my godly powers by my lovely little sister, this isnt the first time either~ and i didnt even knew i can do that kind of thing much less her. Even though i was ripped off of my godly powers, its not that bad, i am the god of war so pure brute strength is not included, so my god of war title didnt affect that much but for the laziness title? Is there even some godly powers into that? I mean its just idling around and dodging work which is my favourite. The only godly powers i have is magic, since originally i dont have a speck of magic power in me only strength and arts, my sister eventually gave me a bit of magic power which if in terms of us gods is humungous. At first i was reluctant in her giving me magic power since its a hassle and a bother, but she really did gave me and since that time it was my most precious gift since it helps me so many time, like creating a magic space that let you store things there that also helps me get my food and drinks without doing anything, helps me clean my clothes since its so dirty because i always forgot washing it, what? You think clothes for us gods is also godly? Like never got dirty or torn? We gods also have to do those “chores” things. And yes I wasssss grateful for her gift.
Another one of my godly power? Immortality, the never ending one, living eternally one, never ever ag—wha?! Never age?!! Dont tell me i need to live for the next many years worrying about aging?! That’s it! I officialy hate my beloved little sister. We gods also aged but in human terms we stopped aging at the appearance of age 18. But dont tell me there’s a possibility if me dying in old age?! That damned beloved sister, no wait if i die i still end up at our place. Hah! Lets scratch that off my “things to worry”.
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There is also invincibility, not the disappearing one, i cant feel pain, no one can wound me, no one can harm me. Pretty unfair for a god of war, i know. The thing is its not that unfair for me because i can also be harm by my fellow gods, there was this one time where the god of smithin, Maso my self proclaimed uncle, who was smithing in his smithery accidentally hit my eye with a 6 inches scrap of metal, I mean i was just casually passing by his smithery and then got hit by a scrap of metal? Anything that a god touches or made contact can harm a god, even if you slap a loincloth of a god to another god it will still hurt plus a bonus traumatizing experience, not that it happend to me though, no really it didnt happen. Anyway, that scrap of metal hurt so much i need to consult some help by my also self proclaimed auntie Ayo, which is the goddes of healing, which is also the wife of Maso. But the point is that you can pretty much hurt a god by using a thing that has been in contact by a god.
Wow this fall is sure taking its time huh. Oh i just noticed that im using so much effort explaining my predicament to someone i dont even know, well i dont care as long as---
“GUFHBBHUAAA--!!!”
Oh my me. I already landed huh. That sure was a relaxing trip. And im lying on a cold hard ground. But first let us observe the surrounding. Oh my, all i can see is the result of the impact of my fall, a humungous crater. Wait there us something floating in the air, it looks like letters made of mana.
“Dear behated Brother of mine,
Please reflect from your actions.
From your belived Sister, Misa
P.S. This moment is a part of your punishment.”
Wait punishment? What punishment? This fall is your punishment? Hah, what a fail, i didnt even feel anything. Anyway, what a tiring fall. Beforw doing anything im gonna sleep fir—
“GUFHBBUUAAA--!!”
The impact of the fall came to me at once.
I fainted.