I was back at the heaven, or wait, maybe i died? That was quicker than I expected, I still want to embrace the chilling sensation when i fell down, i didn’t even got to sleep even for a moment. That damned beloved little sister, ill get revenge on her later, maybe ill replace her toothpaste with a black paint. Ha!! Absolutely barbaric. Or maybe putting a frog on her toilet, Hah extremely barbaric. No wait, we don’t have any of those thing. Us gods don’t need those kind of relieving ourselves. Tsk.
Walking in the glorious hol-errr. I mean hall, humungous glittering gold pillar surrounds me. Is it that tall? I cant remember, its been 14 years since I’ve been out of my room. Walking thr—no floating through the hall (I’ve taken a form of a specter since im dead) I arrived at a huge door engraved with the image of us gods, gods sitting on a throne, forming a U shape and at the center of the door is me looking almighty, intimidating and dignified, wait since when did I become like that? Is that really me? And what’s more every time the door opens, it splits me in half, which is disturbing for me.
I placed my almost transparent hand on the door, despite its humungous appearance, it took me no effort to open that door in the past, even using pinky can open that door.
“URGHHGGHG—“
What is this? Why is it so heavy? Oh maybe its because I’m dead. Silly me.
I knocked on the door using the secret password used by us, to know if the one knocking is one of us or not. Why do we need to knock? Because that door was infused with magic by my beloved little sister for the purpose of anti eavesdropping, the magic is so strong that even us gods cant hear anything from the other side be it inside or outside. Where was I? Ah okay, what was the password again? Ahh right--.
*tok*
It opened.
What I saw overwhelmed me, I expect them to greet me, welcome me, throw a welcome back party but what I saw their giant bodies, I felt like an ant in the mercy of a boots, i realized that I shrunk, shrunk into human size, and this is their original height, but that’s not what overwhelmed me, it was their grin. 4 of them grinning from ear to ear as if they saw some kid they can finally played with. The most malicious grin was the one that belong to my beloved sister, it was the same grin when she saw me snoring in my room with only my underpants on, at that time I forgot to wash my clothes (I didn’t fully learn magic that time) and her grin at that time revealed her intentions, humiliating me. That was the first time I screech, and believe me that was the most humiliating and embarrassing moment for a thousand years, the next one was the time where I got hit by a scrap of metal in my eye.
Wait, ONLY THREE of them were grinning, the other one was heavily panting, like it excites her. Yeah her, the goddess of love and pleasure, and she was the least of my favorite. Since she came and claim her position, she immediately pounced at me then proceeds to embraced me from my back while letting her chest slides up and down.That feeling sends chill down into my spine, which resulted in me slapping her, the force is so strong you can clearly hear the impact resounding the room. I thought she was going to cry, I glanced at my sister for help and she just giggled as if the scene amuses her. I was about to grab the goddess of pleasure hand to apologize but she just grin, smiling pervertedly saying that my slap was exciting her in a really disturbing way….
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“Haah! Haah! Haah!” her pant became heavier every second.
“Restrain yourself, Eras.” Thank you my beloved little sister. Eras, that’s her name, the name of goddess of love and pleasure. The one always chasing like a madman, but I gotta admit it though, she’s pretty damn sexy but also pretty damn annoying. However you cant compare my sister and hers if its about beauty, my sister beauty is in a whole another level than Eras, but despite my sisters beauty, he is an angel with a heart of a devil.
“Thank you beloved sister, I am truly grate—“ I was about to thank her with sincerity but cut me off with her next sentence.
“You can do whatever you want with him later, since he is now powerless and pretty much vulnerable, so restrain yourself.” Her grin became deeper.
Eras composed herself and wiped the drool that was hanging from her as red as an apple lips.
“You look..puny Revant.” My self proclaimed aunt Ayo giggled. Did I mention that she is also the goddess of disease? Pretty ironic for a goddess of healing and disease, more so me, who is the god of war and laziness. But less or less she is really kind hearted.
“Hah!! Look at him so tiny.” My self proclaimed uncle Maso said ridiculing me. He stroked his curly smoked beard like he just smithed minutes ago. I cant help but look at his ripped biceps, like over the top body builder kind of rip . I mean, it was unfair for me because I’m the god of war and I should look at least more buffer. I’m the latter of not so skinny and not so buff,
“Can I—“
“No.”
Eras was about to interrupt but was denied. I sincerely thank you sister.
“So are you going to turn me back or wha-!” I was about to ask them but stopped when I saw my sister face.
She was glaring, glaring like..like..like a mother about to sermon a child.
“Really? You still didn’t learn your lesson?” she asked with a hint of irritation.
“Err..yes?”
“First of all, what’s with you being so irresponsible and so lazy to the point you wont attend out annual meeting?! You do know that meeting is important right? Even your time as the sole god you were still so lazy and irresponsible, you even made Eras depressed for a whole 12 years because of you lazing in your room! And what’s more, you became so dependent on your magic to do hard things easy to the point where if someone sees you the first time you wont be treated as a magnificent of formidable person but as a lazy, frustrating, irresponsible one! You are a god of war, it should be one of your main point to be dignified and
“First of all, what’s with you being so irresponsible and so lazy to the point you wont attend out annual meeting?! You do know that meeting is important right? Even your time as the sole god you were still so lazy and irresponsible, you even made Eras depressed for a whole 12 years because of you lazing in your room! And what’s more, you became so dependent on your magic to do hard things easy to the point where if someone sees you the first time you wont be treated as a magnificent of formidable person but as a lazy, frustrating, irresponsible one! You are the god of war, it should be one of your important qualities but instead you changes into laziness?!—“
“w-what about Ayo? S-she is goddess of healing and—“ Dang did I stutter? Is this my sister true color to the point I, the god of war, is actually scared?
“Shut you lazy mouth!!” she roared
.
“H-hii!! Ye-s.” …
Damn sister you scary!