A person was dying after being shot, his sin, hitting the younger brother of a criminal who had been released from prison.
It wasn't fair, that little devil had been bothering him for the last few weeks, but is there anything fair in life?
The name of the person who is dying is Lubrici, a middle-aged man who worked as a factory worker, yes, that little demon had visited the factory and continuously stole his lunch, so Lubrici gave him a good spanking.
Now, when his body slowly loses its life in a dark street, Lubrici does not feel even the slightest remorse.
There was nothing to live for, no family, no partner, not even a pet, all he had was his computer, and his shitty job.
Being on the lowest rung of society, he didn't have much of an attachment to life either, and if he wasn't such a coward, he would have shot himself in the head a long time ago.
But now, he simply awaits death with unparalleled calm.
-Hehehehe... kof, little demon, pray that I don't turn into a ghost and attack you at night, that ass still hasn't received enough punishment from me...
Saying some last words while smiling, Lubrici loses all trace of life.
...
-Heroes, please save humanity!
-Heroes, please save humanity!
A melodious voice followed by another sweet voice echoed, Lubrici slowly opened his eyes.
The first thing he saw is something, big, a huge place, you know those giant, ancient cathedrals, Lubrici feels like he is now in one of those cathedrals, only, everything seems to be a bit brighter.
In front of him, there is a woman dressed in white.
Lubrici's mind short-circuits for a moment, the woman a few feet away from him is simply beautiful, and the light coming through the windows illuminates her glowing skin.
One thing is for sure, there were no words to describe the beauty of that woman, her face is as perfect as a model made by artificial intelligence or even more, and her body looks like those completely disproportionate bodies made by artists, she has two big breasts, Lubrici hasn't seen bigger breasts than those in his whole life, and her hips, Lubrici made a "What the fuck" face, for a moment, incredulous.
How does she move, shouldn't those two masses of flesh grind her spine into a pile of bone dust?
The woman's pretty face has a smile on it, which made Lubrici squint, she doesn't really look human, but rather, a model made by artificial intelligence, a perfect model by human standards.
Lubrici quickly turned to her left and right, a little confused.
To his left is a man, and to his right is another man. Lubrici's expression cannot be described, because, these two men also look like models made by artificial intelligence, beautiful, perfect, a look that would freeze any woman.
-A demon?
Suddenly, one of the people completely covered with a black robe and one more white face, behind the woman with big breasts, asked.
-A demon, how is that possible?
Several people, completely covered in black, looked at Lubrici.
-God, how ugly.
-It's a damned old demon, look at his crotch, it seems that his instincts are about to....
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-By my holy magic, that really ugly demon.
Several people covered in that robe were muttering to each other, the woman in front also has a confused face, her pretty face shows a confused expression.
-Calm down, he bears the mark of heroes, so he must be a hero!
Suddenly, a robed person shouted from far behind the woman in front.
-True, but a hero demon? What's wrong with the world?
-I told them we should use more sacrifices, the sacrifices weren't enough!
-It's not because of the sacrifices! It's because of our faith! Our faith wasn't strong enough!
-Obviously it's because we didn't coordinate our singing well!
Suddenly, the crowd behind the woman began to lose their cool, each one blaming the one next to them.
The woman in front narrowed her eyebrows even more.
-Silence!
With the woman's shout, everyone instantly fell silent and returned to their seats.
The two men to Lubrici's left and right moved a few metres away.
Lubrici was confused, but, as a senior reader and writer of novels, he quickly understood what was going on, in fact, he has transmigrated to another world, but....
Lubrici really feels offended by those people's words, he was a handsome man in his former life, and still retained a bit of his charm despite his age, being called ugly by several people made him a bit irritable.
Lubrici smiled as she thinks of futures full of beautiful ladies with animal ears, and cute, cuddly lolis.
-Ejem, heroes, I am the princess of the Baltra kingdom, Martha, I ask the...
Martha hesitated for a moment as she looked at Lubrici, Lubrici, as a man who has experienced life, naturally knew that look, it is the look of contempt and bewilderment.
But could Lubrici care about this, of course not.
Still, feeling that he should take advantage of the situation, Lubrici cleared his throat.
-Ejem, it is a pleasure to meet the princess, I, Lubrici, am enlightened by her presence.
Lubrici made a classical bow of the European Middle Ages.
-However, I must disappoint her, I do not think I am fit to be a hero, and at the risk of angering her, I must ask to be given a few paltry gold coins, and thrown away like a dog.
Lubrici knelt down on one knee and bowed his head to Princess Martha.
-I, Lubrici, promise on my word that I will never reveal my true identity and will only live by working on the land, harvesting the corn, and killing the cows.
Lubrici said in a solemn voice, although she could not see the princess's face because of her reverence, she could still hear the murmurs of several people behind her.
-Damn, the demon is really considerate, and to think that.....
-That demon is a real man, and with his ugly face, he can really go unnoticed among the peasants.
-A real man.
-An exemplary man.
Princess Martha was moved to tears by Lubrici's words.
She did not know this man, and she had summoned him against his will to be a hero, yet Lubrici sacrificed himself and was willing to live harvesting corn to death, to be an ordinary person, and all this, just to keep her from having to kick him out.
He really is a man.
Princess Martha is very clear about the identity of a hero, and with the hero's mark on Lubrici's right hand, he could get anything he wanted at any time, be it fame or wealth, and he could even use his status as a hero to force her to give him money.
But no, instead, Lubrici saved his face in front of all the magicians of the royal court, and endured the flames for her, and was even ready to accept the identity of a simple and crude peasant.
Martha really wanted to praise this Lubrici, with such a horrible face, but with a heart of gold.
Several mages of the royal court wiped their tears and snot as they praised Lubrici in their hearts, however, other mages, the cautious high-ranking mages, viewed Lubrici with curiosity and a sidelong expression.
It can be said that Lubrici, a man, had hit the nail on the head to move the young and inexperienced princess, and the young and inexperienced wizards of the royal court, but, for those old and experienced wizards, Lubrici is interesting.
Of course, Lubrici didn't do this out of pure disinterest, his reasons for doing this were several.
The first, he didn't want to be a hero and stay out of danger all the time, he is a man who has lived life, and he really wants to live a quiet and calm life, cook breakfast, write some novel, prepare lunch, sleep, and eat dinner.
The second, Lubrici doesn't think this place is so simple, he has read and written many novels in his past life, a kingdom is always subject to intrigue, sneaky murders, wolves in sheep's clothing, and lots of bad old men.
The third is why.
"Ding, the host has successfully completed the quest to open the divine farmer system: reject your status as a hero, and express your desire to become a peasant. The system will officially open once the mission is completed."
Lubrici felt a surge of happiness, who doesn't love the system, it is a fixture that will always accompany transmigrators, now, Lubrici feels the fragrance of being a transmigrator, and thanks heaven for such a convenient system.