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Kick in the ass

Kick in the ass

Martha, who felt Lubrici's kindness in her heart, is a little girl who has not seen the world, and naturally cannot see Lubrici's true intentions.

-Mr. Lubrici, you are a real man, a real man! Give him a thousand gold coins and a plot of land in the northern fields!

Hearing Martha's words, several men moved, ready to carry out Martha's orders.

The two men next to Lubrici looked at him with some curiosity.

Lubrici who was a slightly handsome man in his former life, in this new life where the standard of beauty completely eclipses that of his former life, and where everyone has extremely fair skin while he has slightly tanned skin, is considered a demon.

A wizard approached Lubrici, and then pointed a staff at Lubrici, in a second, the staff lit up and no one can see the wizard's face because of his costume.

-Tsk, what a rubbish statistic, worse than a peasant....

The mage cursed under his breath, after all, he can't let a demon who had been summoned as a hero, roam freely and unguarded, that's an unstable factor, he was supposed to protect the little princess with no experience in life.

But, seeing Lubrici's stats, he really felt contempt for this man, what can he do, with his trash body and shitty stats, then, he is not even qualified to lick his boots, since he has gained the favour of the princess, then, let him be given some gold coins and disappear as soon as possible.

This magician thinks this way, several magicians behind him think that way too.

The princess puffed out her cheeks a little looking cute while looking at the wizard who spoke suspiciously.

The two men, each standing next to Lubrici, looking like typical protagonists, approached the princess and introduced themselves.

-Greetings, Princess, my name is Apollo.

This is a fifteen year old boy with a typical school costume, a cheerful smile and black hair that shines.

-Greetings, Princess, my name is Gian Tian.

This is a Chinese man with a black penguin suit and black hair, and he has a face that can make many women sigh.

By this time, Lubrici was led to the outskirts, given a hood that covers his head and face, and a black robe, given a thousand gold coins in a bag, then taken in a rusty carriage to a remote area.

A few weeks later.

Lubrici has come to a village with no nobleman to rule it, here, on a small hill, no more than a thousand square metres, is a small house, and a two-metre wooden fence covering the hill, Lubrici was dumped here with a kick in the ass and a thousand gold coins.

Lubrici was not offended by this, instead, he has a smile of looking forward to the future on his face, he quickly took out the keys he was given, opened the door, went inside, and closed the door behind him.

It is almost like a desert, a hill with barren land, rocks, and no trace of life, the hill is not very high, and the house at the centre is a small shack that is barely standing, this small hill is surrounded by a wall of fences over two metres high with a single old gate.

However, in spite of everything, Lubrici prefers this place where he can secretly build up his strength to the dangerous castle, because, he knows, all the huge amounts of threats that come with being a hero, always on the edge of danger, always surviving with a little luck.

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Instead of leading such a life on the edge, isn't it good to have a farm and farm while secretly gaining strength, there are no demon kings here, there are no evil sects here, this is a place that would even be despised by invaders, and only here, Lubrici feels he can develop in peace.

Lubrici opened the system, a holographic screen appeared in front of him.

It's like a farm development interface, the divine farmer's system has few options open, currently there is only the starter gift pack, a few gift plants, and a shop where he can't buy anything.

Lubrici feels the fragrance of being a transmigrator right now, as long as the system is in place, so what is there to worry about?

Lubrici smiled happily, then, opened the starter gift pack.

"Ding, the host receives: ten bags of grade 1 fertiliser, a shovel and a soil pick with a mild soil-improving spell, and two spiritual mango seedlings."

The new items were stored in his system space, Lubrici can see them all.

Lubrici approached his hut, opened the door, dug a little and buried all but one of the gold coins, and then quickly went outside to begin work.

With a thought from Lubrici, a shovel and a pickaxe appeared completely green in front of him, looking new and reliable.

Lubrici walked a few meters, used the pickaxe to remove the soil along with some stones, and used the shovel to separate the soil and stone.

Five blows with the pickaxe, separate the earth with the shovel, gather the earth in a small pile and leave the stone in another small pile, then repeat.

Lubrici began to work the earth in this way, and within an hour, a hole almost a metre deep and a metre high was completed.

To his right, there was a small mound of earth, and a lot of stone piled up far away.

Lubrici is panting, he wants some water and food, but, he has not thought about this, how he buys food and water, he was thrown in here with gold coins and nothing else.

Now, Lubrici feels the despair of having money, but not being able to buy anything, because what kind of peasants accept gold coins?

From his experience, he knew that, a gold coin is the money of the nobles, even to see a silver coin being used by peasants is too rare, so what would he do with gold coins in this place?

And even worse, what would happen if he takes out a gold coin near these peasants, he could easily be misunderstood, or be the target of some bandits, if he takes out a gold coin, the others would definitely think that he has more gold coins, then, they would chase him here to kill him and steal his gold.

Lubrici hadn't thought of it this way, he swallowed with a little fear and then patted his chest.

-Tsk, this transmigrator is so miserable that he can't even buy a piece of hard bread, what would the other transmigrators think of me?

Lubrici said to himself.

-Hmph, hehehe, never mind, since I am here, wouldn't it be natural to go to nature for some food and water?

Then, Lubrici remembered that his territory was near a forest, although it is possible that there are beasts in the forest that can tear it apart with a single move, Lubrici has some ways to get food and water as long as he doesn't take too much risk.

But first, Lubrici pulled the spiritual mango seedling out of his system.

This is a small plant, no more than ten centimetres, its roots having grown in a small patch of fertile soil that is contained by a bit of plastic that acts as a makeshift pot.

He then took two bags of grade 1 fertiliser out of the system, small bags weighing approximately five kilos each, and emptied the bags into the previously made hole.

The spiritual fertiliser is a bit different from the soil, it has a black colour and is like little balls the size of a millimetre, its smell can calm people down and make them feel at peace.

Then Lubrici filled the hole with the soil he had previously separated, with his beak he began to mix the soil and the fertiliser, achieving a mixture of soil and fertiliser an hour later.

Now, the hole had been filled, Lubrici made a small hole in the centre of his mixture of fertiliser and soil, tore the bag that served as a temporary pot for the seedling, and placed it in the hole, fitting it perfectly.

Lubrici smiled, this job had taken him three hours, and as the afternoon was already at its peak, Lubrici decided to go out for a while to get something to eat.

On his way out, Lubrici took a closer look at this godforsaken place.

His plot of land, covered with fences is in a corner, a distance further to the right is a wooden hut, there are some women sitting there making some lunch for the day, further on, there are more huts, there are women doing various things in the shade of their huts, weaving, making thread, tanning leather, or just cooking.

To your left, there is another row of huts with peasants going about their day, the separation between each hut is not too much, about two metres.