....(the alarm clock wakes me with an annoying song)

"sweet potato salad this bed's uncomfortable"

(I'm in a grey room for housing the test subjects)

"couldn't have sprung for the memory foam could they"

(i walk out the room, through the hall to the room I'm scheduled to be in)

a man says over the speaker" state your name and summary for solidarity."

"&*^^&% I'm a &*%*%()**)*^^** age 18 with history of neurotic episodes, I'm here for testing of project  hydra, the project to aid in colonizing, exploration and terraforming of planets"

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intercom"great, now got in the apparatus and we shall send someone to strap you in"

(i sit down in the only thing in the room, and salon dryer chair looking device and someone enters and begins setting it up, by setting the dome over my head then leaves)

intercome"okay beginning in 3...2...1"

(a small tingle in my head happens, then it stops, the dome lifts)

".........helloo?"

(i look around and no-one to see)

"..nobody gave me a cookie or indication of finishing the test."

(i get up and walk out of the room to see no-one in the halls)

"...hello?"

(after wandering back to my room, the room wasn't my room, it had color, and a computer terminal with a 180 screen )

"....wait..."

(checks hall and room number)

"is this, did it,... am I currently"

...yesssss