Heh, axe go swshhhh. No, I gotta pretend to be normal. Alright, I got the villagers close to the capital, but I can’t enter like this. They will just try to skewer me. I need a way to get in…

Actually… I have the damn power of a god why would I even try to be subtle. Time to do some skateboarding, on my axe.

Alright so the blade put firmly into the ground, a leg on the haft and push with the other should be fine.

IT WORKS HAHA, wait…. This will make me easy to track, whatever. WEEEEEEE!

So, where is the entrance… THERE. Making my way downtown.

“So, when does our shift end?”

“We just started.”

“Ah I hate this job… Nothing ever happens.”

“Look there. Someone is riding… An axe?”

“Don’t be… Stupid…”

“WEEEEEEEEEE!”

“I don’t even want to know.”

“So we just leave him be?”

“Who do we leave be?”

“Ooooh, alright I must have seen things.”

Hmm they ignored me, oh but damn… I wanted to play the badass overlord in this world and I end up like in every damn video game I play. Why can’t I make an evil choice, my consciousness won’t let me, BUT I WANNA BE BADASS.

“You know you should stop riding the axe, also you can be a good guy and a badass.”

“Say what, why are you here?”

“I was reading your mind.”

“That is not nice, also who is that beaked freak that is writing next to you.”

“Who are you talking about?”

“That guy with the plague doctor costume and all of that shit.”

“I can’t see anyone.”

Imma punch him. My fist got right through him. Yes because I’m the damn author. Hold up you can’t just place yourself here. Yes I can. It makes no sense. Do you think I care?

At least make the spacing a bit better so the people will know who is talking.

You got a point.

Your story is shit mate, especially the fact that you chose me as the main character.

That is what makes it fun, do you think I would just mess with my good stuff.

Come on give me some love!

Alright, I will make you ‘badass’.

I see what you did there, but please make me cool.

I gave you the power of god and anime what more do you want.

Everything, that is what I want.

Ah fine, just keep doing whatever and I’ll make sure you get what you want.

So that means, I WILL BE COOL!

Yep, later, now you are just a moron. With godly powers, that will break the fourth wall now and then.

Oh, like that red guy with two katanas.

Kinda like him, but not as funny.

Why are you like this?

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Ok, time to resume the story.

“Well, it matters not who that was.”

“You made me curious. Also you should get going and stop talking with me.”

“Getting bored already, you really don’t wish to talk with me anymore. What have I done to deserve this?!”

“You are in the middle of the road, talking to yourself. The people can’t see me.”

“Oh…”

Time to turn around and run. I can hear everyone calling me a freak. Why are you doing this to me author. I already know the answer your rhetoric ass will say so no need to intervene anymore. Ok I have a question though, is this a bit like the dungeons game?

Yep and your stats are over the maximum, imagine getting a constant nat 20 at everything you do. Of course I won’t let be that easy for you.

Of course… Of fucking course.

Welp I will be on my way to the adventurers guild la la la la la la.

Jacky, you do realize you are made by me right, that I created you.

Well duh, it is in the end your damn book, but what you don’t realize is that I am also your avatar in this world so to say. So everything I do, it will damn well represent you, your fears, your anxiety or hatred for people, I am all of it baby.

I could end you.

You will not because you find this an interesting hobby, I’m in your mind brother.

Tsk.

Did you just tsk, in your mind then in the book… You are so damn sad sometimes.

Shut up.

You are talking with yourself there is no winning.

Fine, I won’t intervene anymore.

Aaaaaaand good riddance. Finally, some peace and quiet. Time to check that adventures guild maybe I will find a cute girl or two or who knows, he he. Huh, I thought for sure that will make him come back oh anyway.

Oooh, big door I can actually go through them, as badass and cool as this armor is with the black, clean and sharp design ‘slurp’. Ah, no, no no, I don’t have to look at the armor anymore or I will get distracted. Alright time to enter.

“Hello mortals! Revere my absolute self, bathe in my glory and join me to new adventures…. Huh, where is everyone?”

Taking a closer look, it seems that I’m alone. The tables are clean, even the floor damn what is this. There is one guy.

“Yo fatty! Where is everyone.”

“How is it that you don’t… AAAAAA!!!!”

“I know, I know I look so awesome that you can’t hold it in you, but answer my question! That middle part didn’t sound right…”

“Please don’t kill me!”

“Fatso, I won’t kill you. Now say where is everyone.”

“Oh, an adventurer… You look more like a demon king or something. Damn you scared me.”

“For comparing me with a demon you will be my lackey.”

“Hmmm? Anyway, I am going out as well can you close the hall?”

“Excuse me what the actual fuck?”

“You surely are a vulgar individual…”

“I could show you that I have ways of swearing you might have not even heard about.”

“Is that a reason to be proud… Listen mate, it was the first day of school for my little sister. I got to take her home, please just close the guild hall.”

“Nay, you close it!”

“You surely act like a spoiled brat…”

“SUCH INSOLENCE!”

“Yeah, yeah…”

I will follow the fatty, he is my lackey now. I will not leave him be until he submits. It sure is a beautiful day. Hmmm, everyone is staring at us.

“You really have to wear that armor…? Also why do you follow me?”

“You are my servant now! I shan’t go anywhere without you. If you try to run away, I will just become a stalker.”

“For a moment I thought you will force me to come.”

“Have you looked in the mirror, mate it would be easier to lift a whale.”

“Can you stop making fun of my weight!”

“Ok fatty.”

“Hmph. So you are not going to leave?”

“No.”

“You know the children will come out soon. You will scare them.”

“Nah.”

“Ah…. Listen, I have to take care of my sister alone, our parents are dead, I can’t deal with you as well. I can barely earn enough money to take care of the two of us.”

“I’m amazed you are still so big in that situation.”

“CAN YOU not… I have some problems alright.”

“Oh, look they are coming. Damn since when were children so small.”

“You are three times bigger than me. Of course they look small to you.”

“Fair enough.”

A little girl with green eyes and brown hair is coming towards us. She is so smoll and cute, with those twin tails and that uniform.

“Your sister is really cute mate.”

“Ain’t she?”

“Brother lets go home…. Who is the big scary guy?”

“Scary? Am I not cool…?”

“You are very scary.”

“I… I think I’m going now… I’m going to cry in that corner…”

“Wait… Come with us. I see you are rather… stupid, have no manners and are probably a big emotional disaster.”

“But…?”

“There are no buts…. You can stay with us for a bit.”

“YEEEY!”

“But you can’t enter the inn with the armor on.”

“ ‘Gasp’ WHY?!?!?!?”

“You can’t even enter through the door with that thing on.”

“Alright but I will keep my helmet.”

“No…. NO! You will just scare more people.”

“Buut!”

“No buts!”

“Alright…. As if I would accept that ‘ptoo’ I can go wherever I want you little swine, do you really think I would actually be a little cunt that accepts what someone like you tells me?”

“Wh-What?!?”

“Good sir, I did lost my temper for a moment, your sister is here and all, but don’t expect someone stronger than you will actually listen to anything you have to say. Don’t expect you can impose any rule to me either.”

“I was trying to help you. You are such an asshole.”

“I indeed am an asshole. Here take this.”

“What is… Why are you giving me this? Is this some kind of a stupid joke?”

“Yes and no. This whole world is more or less a joke, that pouch of golden coins… For your troubles. Stay safe and take care of your sister.”

Heh, this world… I will take it for myself, if that guy is an adventurer that means most of them are weak. I won’t give them a hero, if there is a demon king I will make him my lackey and if there is none they will wish for one.

Hehe… The question is, will I look dope when I do it? Also I was pretty cool there right?

I suppose…

Come on it was a nice ending for the chapter.

Oh that’s right, but you had to ruin it didn’t you.

Yep, welp next time buddy.