Prologue:

I lay in a hospital bed life is escaping me. Usually at times like these family is present for your death. For me that is not the case.

My name is Chris Holland

Age 45

Height:5'7 Hair:brown, Eyes:hazel, Average looking(by today's standards)

I have cancer the reason I'm dying

why i have no family present? Its because I'm a virgin i have no offspring. The rest of my family has already past.

Looking at the tiles and hearing the machines blink i breathe which is most likely my last breaths.

Closing my eyes i only wish i had lived life to the fullest and had gotten laid.

A sudden cold feeling

i see death

I guess its time to die. With that thought in mind i give my life to the thing i presume is death.

"its finished"(???)

"why did you build that thing"(???)

*giggle* " its lonely being a wizard"(???)

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When i open my eyes out of the darkness i hear two voices. Then with a bright light i see two women standing one laughing the others face is dyed red and they are looking at my direction.

Did i get reincarnated?

Strange i cannot move my body

luckily my eyes work

Looking down i see it

WHY IN GODS NAME IS MY THING STANDING AT ATTENTION!!!!

Looking closer at the rest of me. I don't look human no i look more like a doll.

GOD WHEN I MEANT GET LAID I DIDN'T MEAN AS A LOVE DOLL!!!

thus my interesting life began

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sample hope you enjoy will come back and edit

sorry for short chapter and mistakes

I plan to have a poll you will decide what happens to our MC thanks for reading

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