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Chapter 35

After seeing them off, me and the kids went back to the house and decided to spend our day having fun.

"Dajjy, you are the bad Dwagon and you will kidnap Pwincess Aria. Then Mr. Ken will show up and kwill you."

As expected of my daughter, she knew how to create a scenario. Maybe she would become a movie director or a famous writer.

"Okay! Roar!"

I pretended to be a lizard, walking with my four limbs. I kidnapped Princess Aria, who was the Barbie doll. I grabbed the toy and laughed like crazy, I'm kinda good at it.

"Nyihihihi! Guaarr--!"

I yelled and jumped on the bed. I feel like I'm becoming a child again, an asshole of a child.

"Oh no! Pwincess Aria has been kidnapped. Somebody help us! Help!"

Sophia said and looked around. Suddenly a man flew by and landed on the bed. Right in front of me.

"Whoosh-! Whoosh-! I'm Ken! The hero!"

"Roar!"

The man in front of me had metal wings. His hands held a gun and a sword. He looked menacing. And the main reason he looked menacing was because of his face! He was a robot! Ken was a Gundam!

"Release the Pwincess!"

The one holding the Gundam was Sophia. She spoke with a raspy voice as the Gundam raised its weapon.

"Nyraagh-!"

Of course, as the evil dragon, I have to fight for her. I 'wrestled' with Ken and fought him bravely.

Unfortunately, because I was the bad guy, Ken defeated me and killed the dragon.

He took back Princess Aria and they lived happily ever after.

Sophia was holding the two toys. The Gundam and Barbie got married and had a baby... Sophia was the narrator and she decided to marry the two different toys.

"Unfortunately, Mr. Ken cheated and he divorced Pwincess Aria. Because of too much depression, Pwincess Aria killed herself. A few years later, Mr. Ken realized that he still loved Pwincess Aria, and he returned. But he was shocked to find that Princess Aria had died. Then he also killed himself."

Wait, what? Ken, you fucking asshole! You are not a man! You are a coward! You abandoned her and caused her death! You deserve to die!

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... What in a Romeo and Juliet is this?

I almost got caught up in the plot.

As expected from my daughter, she knew how to make a good story!

I rubbed her hair as she started another story.

This time, Princess Aria was an actress, while Mr. Ken was a billionaire CEO. She really knew how to make a story. Her plot was one of a kind - an actress and a CEO, definitely not a cliché.

"Dad, where's your charger? Your phone has a low battery."

"Check the luggage, it's in the right pocket. Roman, you don't want to play with us?"

"I'm not immature, Dad."

"..."

Old phones had short battery life and needed to be charged at least twice a day.

"Kids, just tell me if you're hungry. We can eat cookies."

"Yes, Dad."

We bought cookies and chocolate and gave most of it to Penelope's relatives. We left a few packets, enough for us to eat.

"Dajjy... Wiwi." Sophia's voice trailed off as she realized something.

"What's that, Princess?"

I turned to her and found that Sophia had peed herself. Her diaper was much darker.

"Dajjy... I'm uncomfortable."

"It's okay, sweetheart, Daddy will change your diaper. Please stay still. Roman, get me Sophia's diaper."

"Here, Dad."

As a father, I have experienced changing my children's diapers. I was clueless at first but having two kids made me learn.

A few minutes later, Sophia looked happy again and returned her focus to her toys. She began to create another story.

This time, Mr. Ken was a gangster, while Princess Aria was a normal girl. She fell in love with the bad boy Ken and fixed him up. Definitely not a cliché.

Suddenly I heard noises outside our room. I opened the door to see three boys.

They were shocked at first. But then they looked at Roman, especially at my cell phone he was playing with.

"U- Uncle, can we play with you?"

Huh? Me? Play with kids? Of course not, I'm too old to play with kids.

"Okay, you can join us."

These children were cousins of Roman and Sophia. It was no problem to let them bond and play.

They entered with shyness. Then their eyes went to the Gundam that Sophia was holding. Their mouths were almost drooling.

"Hello Roman, Sophia."

"Hello, cousins!"

"I have Beyblades here, we can fight."

Roman stopped playing with my phone and joined them instead. He gave me my cellphone.

"Y- Yes! Let's play!"

When they heard that Roman had Beyblades, the three kids were immediately excited.

One of them ran down to the kitchen and grabbed a basin as a platform where Beyblades could fight.

If I'm not mistaken, that child is Billy. Señorita's child.

My eyes focused on the smallest child. Billy looked thin and undernourished.

They were the same age, but Billy's height made him look like a three-year-old.

Maybe Roman had already predicted this and brought his Beyblades. Or maybe he just wanted to show off his toys.

Kids were simple. They want to show off their toys to others to make them jealous.

I'm not going to lie, I'm that kind of kid. I remember when I was in elementary school, I brought my Walkman and wore it all day. My classmates drool when they looked at me... Yeah, I know, I'm an asshole.

"Go shoot!"

The four kids pulled the trigger and their Beyblades began to spin in the basin. They collided and clashed.

"Wow!"

Even Sophia was watching. She was impressed to see the Beyblades collide.

They played for hours. They got to know each other and called each other cousins.

Children, they were too simple.

"This Beyblade... Can I have it?" Billy asked bravely, looking at the Beyblade.

"You can each have one, I have dozens of them in our house." Roman rubbed his nose and nodded arrogantly.

"Wow! Thanks, Roman!" The three boys were happy and thanked him very much. They spent their time playing until they were tired.

Before they left, I gave them each a piece of chocolate and cookies. I want them to think of me as a good uncle.

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