I EM IN CRIB AT MIDDLE NIGHT I WUNDER IF I CEN USE SPEEL BOOK TO USSE SPEEL.

I DEN TINK, "WAIT, DIS IS TEH  New Worl, is IT LIKE TEH GAMEEE WORLLL????"

I DEN DEICDE TO GO 'status' IN MEH HEAD AND DEN someTING APPEAR IN MEH FACEEEE

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STATUS

ARTHUR BAURMESTER FLAMEHART CLAUDE THE SECOND (WTF is this freaking name?)

STATS:

STRENGTH: 1 (ur a bby)

ENDURANCE: 0 (ur a bby)

AGILITY 3 (ur a bby)

STAMINA: 90 (ur a STRANGE bby)

MANA: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (your a bby god)

WUT, "I THINK MIGHT BE BUG IN SYSTEM, PROBS NOT OP, JUST BROKEN SYSTEM" 

I TEAL MYSELF THIS AS I READ MANA POWER, I SLEEPY SLEEPY NOW, I GOT BED BED

(WHY SO MUCH MANA)