"ITZA BOY!!!"

BRIGHT LIGH FLASH BEFORE ME AS I SEE DOCTOR SCREAMING AT ME

I NO CRY AND PEOPLE SEE WORRY BECUZ

"HE NO RESPOND PERSON, WUT WE DOOOOOO"

I SEE PEOPLE IN ROOM ARE ABOUT TO CRY SO I GO AND SCREM

"USGDAIOJSAOPDFIUJHASPDIUHJFDASFJAS"

EVERYONE SEEM HAPPY DAT I SCREAM AND CRY AND I AM GIVEN TO WOMAN ON BED

SHE VERY BEATUY AND SMILE AT ME GOING

"HULLO ARTUR KUUUUNNN"

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I PASS OUT BECAUZE I AM TIRED IN HER ARMS

DAY 2

I EM IN HUGE MANSION, BUT I EM STUCK IN CRIB WITH MAID WHO WONT LET ME OUT OF SIGHT.

I EM TINKIN OF FINDIN A WAY TO GIT OUT OF TEH CRIB AND EXPLORE THE MANSION SO I CAN SEE WHAT I CAN DO IN THIS WORL. AS I LOOK AROUND, I SEE DAT THE ROOM IM IN IS VERY HIGH CLASS WITH RUG FLOOORRRR. SUDDENLY, MAID LEAVES, I TINK SHE HAVE TO GO POOP.

I SNEAKY GO AND LEAVE TEH ROOM, BUT DEN SHE FIND ME AGAIN, AND PUT MEH IN CRIB

IT BEEN FEW DAYS, BUT NOW I AM SNEAKY SAM AND CAN GIT AROUND TEH HOUSE, I SEE MY FATHER STUDY AND I WANT TO GO SEE, SO I BEGIN TO TAKE A BOOK OFF THE SHELF (how! you are literally a child, it is not possible for you to take a book of a shelf without hurting yourself!!!!!!!) I SEE BOOK THAT SAY, "GIRAFF GUIDE TO MAGIK PART 1" IT IS IN JAPPANEEESE, SO I CAN REAADDD (...HOW WOULD IT BE YOUR HOME LANGUAGE, HOW!) I RED THE BOOK AND THEN SHUT, BEFORE HEADING BACK TO CRIB

IT SEEM DAT IN ORDER TO POSSESS MAGIC, YOU GOT TO HAZ MANNA AND CONTROL IT, SO I GO AHEAD AND THINK OF FIREBALL AND IT APPEAR IN  HAND. WOOOOW