This brat is groping my chest! I will give him a knuckle sandwich after I get up from the ground! Even though my past life was that of a guy, it doesn't mean I like being groped so suddenly like this! Okay, breathe in breathe out, so how did the snake get from over there to here, without taking much damage from the explosion?

I mean seriously look at him!?! He still has the same look before I even shot the shell, with no clothes at all! Snrion stares into my robotic eyes as his face started to glowed red as he looks at me. I understand that I'm extremely pretty and all, but things will be a little weird...I mean seriously your thing is growing down there!?

I felt this big rod go through my thighs and out on the other side, as Rumaion look at him from the side-line. He started to pick up his assault rifle and aimed it right at him with the intent of filling Snrion's body with bullets. It felt kinda weird but I ignored the feeling and focus on how I'm getting this boy off me.

Using my strength I easily picked him up and put him on the ground, while, still having that smile I always show to not let anyone know how I really feel. I got both of my hands and put them into a fist form before rubbing it on both side of his head in a burning fast movement. He started covering his d*ck and closing his eyes with my hands still on him.

"~So, why is a boy like you falling from the sky and landing on me? ~"

I said to him, which only made him harder, so I closed my eyes and looked in his direction. Seeing that he had enough punishment and I don't want him to turn into a sadistic I stopped. Seriously, when was the last time I have ever seen a kid fall from the sky and land on top of me naked?

Now, what should I do in such a random situation that I have never been in? I know! What about I ask him how did you fall from the sky and maybe he won't be suspicious of me shooting that artillery shell. I thought about my ingenious plan as I begin to talk in my sexual voice.

"~How did you fall from the sky? ~"

I said to him who seemed to be rubbing his head as he looks around himself before he stares at me. Snarion's eyes was analyzing my whole body as he process what is going on in his little mind of his. I looked at Rumaion who was still aiming his gun at the snake as he was preparing to shoot.

"~You, should really stop shooting people that came from the sky Rumaion. ~"

"This ass whole groped you and put his d*ck between your legs, do you think I will be calm about it!?"

Wow, he acts like a jealous little brother who just will get in the way of the people his older sibling is dating. Hmmm, he is soooo cute! I wonder if I should tease him a little bit? Nah, he would probably go insane and start shooting the snake guy in an instant that it even happens in front of him.

"~Do you know how to forgive people? I already punished him so what's the point of shooting him?"

"That punishment is too light, let me put a bullet hole in his d*ck and I will be fine!"

Snrion put both of his hands near his private part, while, I would do the same thing if I was a boy again. I thought about what would satisfy him before he goes crazy and piss off a king of a forest out of all people. This snake dude is really chill, I wonder why? Mr. Jealous here just proclaimed out loud that he would shoot him in the d*ck and he isn't doing anything about it; strange.

Oh! That gives me the perfect idea! This will totally work and if not than I don't know what will.

"~Master, if I sleep in the same bed as you, will you forgive him?~"

I whispered to him, as I already knew he would accept, since he likes me hugging him for some reason, so why make him into some sort of body pillow.

"T-that...fine."

He said with a satisfied smile as he stares into the sky, ignoring the snake who was about to get shot in the d*ck. Anyway, I still had my smile as my eyes landed on the snake who was staring at the artillery gun who was obviously not mine but a ghost that was passing by.

"Sssssso, what issss that?"

Oh yea! I forgot that he is an animal and probably doesn't know what this big massive weapon of mass destruction is. 

"~Well, that is really nothing more than a decoration. ~"

I said and he seemed a little suspicious about why would I bring such a big decoration that has a tube and shells right next to it. 

"Whatever, but I wanted to asssssk you a quessssstion missssss. How were you able to get into the middle of the foresssssst?"

He said trying to find out why I was in the middle of a huge forest that was supposedly one of the most dangerous place in the world. I looked around, while sweating bullets on what I should say before things become too suspicious.

"~Well, I was able to get here using my strength to make my way here. ~"

I said with a somewhat nervous voice in my head but in reality I sounded perfectly normal to any outsider.

"Okay, misssss if you ssssssay ssssssso, I almost forgot to sssssay ssssssory for groping you. (Also will you marry me?) I didn't ssssay anything."

Wait! What!?! Did he say? I thought to myself, while Snrion blushed hard at himself for some reason. Erwin did you hear what he said at all?

[...]

I'm guessing that is a yes, am I correct? Erwin freaking answer me right now!

[Erwin is out of commission, please visit at a later time.]

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Mother fucking Erwin! I screamed in my mind before looking at the boy who still had his hand near his pole. Oh! I can get some shirts and pants for him and the tiger to wear, by ordering it on the SCS. But I wonder if Erwin will actually get back online for me to make the order!

[Erwin back online and has made the delivery.]

Now, if only a certain CPU tell me what the snake freaking say, I wouldn't be so angry at you!

[Reason: Boy's Code says don't tell secrets.]

What is so secretive that he just said Erwin!?!

[Secret...]

Fine, whatever but I was a boy before Erwin, so can you tell me?

[Yea, but now you're a girls now so no...]

I give up! Just send the clothes down and get things over with before the tiger comes here. Oh wait, he is already near our location, let's confront him to have a chit chat with him, so they can both reconcile with each other. And one last thing Erwin, and no it's not about what he said but didn't you say that it was an invasion? Then, why do I see a duel instead?

[The animals in this forest like to call a duel between kings an invasion because they get each other territory if they win. Animals hunt each other for survival but when they have sentiences, when they want something, they get it through the rule of the jungle, meaning the strongest gets all.]

So, what should we do about Azuran, Erwin? I have no idea, because it seems like Snrion doesn't want to fight anymore, but Azuran doesn't seem like a forgiving guy at all. Then, if that's the case how do we make an angry cat more relax, so he doesn't go ripping people's face off.

[Answer: Fish]

Good idea! How wasn't I able to think of that? Order some 100 fish along with those clothes pronto! Also, let's get some building tools with that as well Erwin, since I remember that Rumaion was good at building things. Now, it's time to start Operation Calm Beast!

The 2 pods lands in front of me with each holding the items that I asked for. The one on the right being the fish, while the other one having the necessary clothes and building tools. A flash was all I saw as I opened the hatch for the fish and what was inside was a green haired boy eating lots of fish.

Well, I expected as much but man, he does eat fast! I mean it's already half-finished for god sake! I sighed and looked at the snake who was staring daggers at the tiger, while, Azuran just ignored him with his mouth stuffed with fish. I looked at both of them and sighed with my eyes closed.

What a pain! I thought in my mind as I looked at the two annoying brats that are around me. With my mind becoming even more pissed off than usual, I contemplate on how we can talk this out. Maybe, if I try to give the same deal as Rumaion, with these guys I think they would stop fighting.

Then, what would happen to me!?! These guys are like 500 years old or something like that, so that won't work. What about I just run away and let these two guys slug it out with each other and come back to see the after math? Nah, I already made relationship with both the kings of the forest, so that won't work out.

Thinking is hard, why can't I just go on my journey and be done with the whole thing instantly. I sighed and started preparing everything, while the still daydreaming Rumaion just stood around looking at the clouds so yea. All of a sudden something hit my body as I wasn't able to move at all, as my body froze and my eyes closed.

My body starts to fall as Rumaion had noticed my body shaking a bit and ran towards me. Erwin what is going? 

[...]

Erwin!

[...]

Nothing! What is going on?!? Goddamnit! Protocol 914 activate emergency power systems and have everything run at low power for now! If things go like this for my body, everything will collapse, and my body will be nothing more than an empty husk! I think an EMP blast just hit me at the moment, if that is so why isn't my body completely shut down?

Whatever! Half of my systems are completely out of commission including Erwin and the SCS. Not only that but my weapons are nothing more than useless weight. Did those bastards from the Lukan Empire fire off the EMP blast in this area? If that is so, than they must of located us. 

As I expected, my power storage is low at the moment, and most of my weapons are either shut down or has become impossible to use without Erwin's assistant. Now, I'm sitting ducks with only my feet barely functional including my eyes. All my system aren't fried but they had to use all of my power to keep my body from falling apart.

I said as using what's left of my energy to use my automaton eye to find a whole entire army marching towards our location. Damnit! They really did find us! My mouth doesn't work, so I'm not able to warn them about it but with Azuran's abilities I bet he could do something.

Wait! If they knew we were in the forest then, they must have predicted ways on dealing with the forest King Azuran. They must of prepared countermeasures and other such tools to stop or control his movement. But how did they find us so quickly!?! I thought and remembered that the Empire must have used the satellites to track down my position!

How did they find an individual like me is the bigger question at the moment! Damnit! My body is going to sleep to recover most of the power lost in the EMP blast.