Wait where am I? I was in a dream with Aviana, then I suddenly knocked her to the ground before forcing my lips onto her's, while saying I love her. Tsk! Why the hell did my dream have to end all of a sudden, as my eyes found the two other guys on the bed trying to grab onto the sheet which covered the bed like they were trying to tear it off.

I don't know what the hell they were dreaming but it better not be about my sweet Aviana! If they are, then I'm going to turn each of them into a girl, you're aren't just going to be crossdressing anymore muhahahahahahaahah! Ahem! What happen to that other guy anyway? I mean Edward, where did he run off to because I thought he was here on the bed.

Maybe he needed to use the bathroom or something who knows, but for some reason my lips feel warm. I don't know why but it just really felt like I kissed something in real life because of the warmth, could it be...

Nah it couldn't there's no way such a situation could of occurred, maybe I made out with the blanket or something because my first kiss can't be him. If it's him then I know what I'm going to do when I get my spatial ring back and I don't want something like that ruining my night. Certainly, that was a good rest as I hadn't slept for a long time but my mind is focused on where my next destination which is at Nuax.

I start walking out of the bed with my clothes from this morning on me as I start shaking the two idiots still on the bed who are still trying to pull the sheets off. They don't wake up, so I was thinking of leaving them here and getting back to the car but thought otherwise.

Erwin comes back from wherever he was at, with red cheeks and a shock look with his eyes locked on to mine. He tries to run away, I want answers to why he is looking at me like that so I tackle him to the floor with both of my hands and get into a questioning position with me right on top of him.

I put both of my hands on the floor as he looks at me with his eyes closed with my face getting much closer to him. He seemed hesitate on telling me what's with his red face as I'm not the social type of person, so I can really only make an assumption something happen. 

But he blush when he saw me, so maybe he done something to me? No, no it can't be? Did he fall in love with me!?! No, no it's impossible! I mean he had fallen for a trap! Out of all the people you never want to fall for the trap! Why me!?!? If God is out there please fucking help me!!! Okay, calm down, breathe in breathe out if he hadn't confessed to me then I shouldn't make such an assumption yet.

"I have something important to say to you..."

Holy shit!!! This is totally a confession!! What the hell do I do?!? Me being confessed by a guy is weird and all but! It's still the first time being confess so I have to handle it in the most well-mannered way possible. And if I mess this up, then my experience with trying to confess to Aviana will be a disaster!

"I'm sorry."

"No."

"Eh?"

We said totally two different things and look at each other with questions marks on our faces. I was absolutely confused on why he was saying that in the first place and looked at him with suspicion. He looked right back with confusion on both our faces confirming that we are indeed kind of not understanding what the other side was thinking of.

"Why did you apologies?"

"N-no reason at all, I mean it was just something I thought to say for waking you up when I was going to the bathroom."

"Is that so?"

He nodded his head and I just gone with that idea because it sounds normal for a person to apologize about waking someone up when they are sleeping. I feel like he isn't telling the whole entire story to some extent because he is still blushing like crazy without stop.

At that moment, I realized what kind of position I was in with both of my hands on the wooden floor right behind Edward as he started huffing like crazy. And then I was doing the same thing but even faster as I looked at his black eyes.

What the hell?!? Is this going to turn into some sort of weird romantic comedy with Yaoi activated at its prime mode!?!? Which also involves traps as well!?!? This is not a good situation we are in at the moment and if things keep going this way who knows what else could set off.

I mean, if anyone sees us like this we are going to be shipped off as a couple and the duo snake and tiger friends will considered me a gay trap! This ain't good!?! What do I do?!? If things keep going this way my ass virginity is going to be taken without my approval!

Breathe in breathe out, the fuck? Breathing in his only making the situation even more awkward right now! Okay, I just need to get off of him then we will be fine and no gay moments will happen at all. I said to myself before moving my hands away from the ground but I tumbled over him and got to an even weirder situation with this time his body on top of me.

I looked at his purple eyes with seriousness as he is on top of me with the entirety of his body with a somewhat shocked look. I just need to tell him to get off me and this problem of mine will roll over like wind going away into the wind.

"Please be gentle!"

What the fuck was that!? That isn't what I meant to say, as I close my mouth but I was too late, with Edward hearing it and making it even much more awkward between the two of us. We looked at each other and just at that moment, we both knew something going to happen and I tried to come out with another word to counteract my earlier statement.

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Nothing came out of my mouth as we both stared at each other for the longest times, until someone burst open the door with a sword in hand. It was Edward's parents as they looked around all wary as if something attacked us but when they saw Edward on top of me, they made a smile right at him.

"Sorry for disturbing your night together."

Edward's parents smiled as they closed the door while silently walking out, leaving Edward still on top of me with a face of confusion, so was I as we both stared at each other with a strange way. Soon, enough my thighs started to get a little irritated and I really need to get to the bathroom or else it will explode.

"Hmmm, bye!"

I said getting up faster than the wind before rushing over to the bathroom with me holding my private part which for some reason feels a little empty. I sat down on the toilet seat, while I looked down to see nothing there but a slit between my thighs.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

*Voids*

Hahahahahahahaha! Oh that was too funny now I gave you an even better chance of getting laid Edward, but I also have to finish doing it to the rest of the trio or else it won't work out. Just like that, I used my powers to make it happen, and looked towards them without using my omnipotent mode to do it. The reason is that I don't want to ruin my own fun as I see them grow into something enjoyable, sometimes if it wasn't for these small incursion of mine into the mortal realm then it would be boring as hell.

I decided to give Erwin a visit because I feel like it and because he is an interesting guy, someone that is too smart for his own good. Using my godly powers, I teleport into the same space as Erwin and make a smirk with my entrance into his little world of his before he questions of my presence of being.

"Why are you here Serith?"

He said in a not so thrilled manner with his new body of his that is very interesting I gotta say at least, and has more upgrades you could say about him. I give a big old smile before staking my claim of being here, with me making a chair out of light before sitting on it with my behind and suit.

"So, how's your new body Erwin and did you find anything out about Aviana big plan."

"Don't you already know?"

"Oh I already know but I wanna see it come out of your mouth."

I said with a excited manner before clapping my hands this time and made a set of glass drinks appear including a table, so I could hear him while relaxing on my back for a little bit. He looked at me and sigh before sitting on the light chair which I made for him to sit on.

"My new body is something I care about and something I won't let go, even if my life depended on it."

"Interesting set of words I will say that for sure."

"So, what is Aviana's big plan anyway?"

I said to stop beating around the bushes to get the big plan that she been so enthusiastic to do, but I already know, still I wanna hear it out of his mouth, as he taps the armrest of the chair with his other hand rubbing his tempest.

"She is preparing to make a nation full of robots and creating a Gundam to attack the place where her body is located."

"Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah!"

"That's too funny! I can't handle it I only predicted second part of the plan but making a Robot nation! You gotta be kidding me, without my omnipotent body I was only able to get the part of creating a gundam."

"Certainly, that girl above and beyond my prediction abilities without a doubt."

"I guess that's what make her interesting."

"Well, I had my fun I need to get back to void anyway, so see you and make the story interesting for me."

I snapped my fingers but it doesn't work, so, I try a second time but then I realized I'm trapped in this world with Erwin sitting there with his chair while he looked at me.

"Oh my Erwin, aren't you quite bold!"

I said with a smile as we both stared each other down, until I was the first one to say something about my predicament that I'm in.

"So, when you found out I wasn't in my omnipotent form, you began to formulate a prison of data to capture me."

"Only extremely powerful beings that are able to match my non-omnipotent form is capable of restricting control of my omnipotent form and make a prison to contain me."

"Interesting! In all my years of life, this is the first time someone was able to do this to me a god! How was I unable to know? Well, maybe because I got too cocky and didn't use my omnipotent form for quite some time."

"Or I let you capture me."

I said with a smirk before Erwin soon enough corned me using his absolute authority to contain me in his field of data that is allowed to him.

"Sorry Serith, but I knew that someday you would hurt Aviana so this was the only thing I could have done."