Finn’s POV:

I wake up in a dark place, that’s filled with some kind of liquid.“Where am I? Why can’t I move!?”

*Ok seriously Finn I know it’s been a few months, but to think you forgot what happened already is just sad.*

“ Who are you?! Where am I?!” I “shout” out.

*Ok first of all, calm down. Second, my name is Author, nice to meet you. Third, you’re in your new mother’s womb.*

Wait, my new mother’s womb, what’s going on!? Wait deep breaths Finn, deep breaths, wheeeeww. Ok I’m calm now. “What kinda name is Author?” I ask calmer than before.

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*It’s the one you give when you’re an author who doesn’t want his name to be known.* Author says. He’s really starting to piss me off now.

“So how am I in a womb? I’m pretty sure I was at least 6ft tall.” I say in a strained voice.

*Hehe, you were now you’re a baby or did you forget about the truck?* Author chuckled at me.

“No, sadly I didn’t forget about the truck, nor how painful it was.” I say with a sigh.

*You thought that was painful just wait for what I have in store for you and you’ll know pain. Hehehe.* Author said, can I be afraid now?

* Anyway, since you seem to have forgotten what you’re here for I’ll remind you, it is my job after all. You’re here to basically keep as many of the main characters from dying or being critically injured.* Author says.

“Why?” I ask.

*Because the show is extremely depressing otherwise.* Author tells me, *Not like it matters right now anyway. Just so you know you’re being born, again.*