You ever read one of those LitRPGs or isekais where some ‘All-Powerful’ System just waltzes in and integrates the planet? Like, poof—whole thing’s done in a few minutes. Of course, there’s a body count, because apparently that’s the price of progress, right? And yet somehow, despite all that chaos, the System is always just so user-friendly. People don’t all turn into world-conquering overlords, but most of them figure it out pretty fast. Real convenient, huh? Sure, not everyone survives the transition—because, you know, balance or whatever. Usually, only ‘X’ percentage of the population makes it through. But here’s the kicker: that ‘X’ is never consistent! It’s like the System spins a wheel and says, ‘Oh, this time we’ll keep, I dunno, 30%? Next planet? Maybe 10%! Spice it up!’ Ever stop to wonder how it manages to make all that work so perfectly? Like, how does it nail things like breathable air? Or seamlessly slot in skills that work with our oh-so-malleable monkey brains? The System would have you believe it’s because it’s just that good. ‘Oh, I’ve done this a million times before. I’m basically stronger than a god. In fact, I make gods! Bwahaha!’ What a crock of steaming fertilizer. You want to know how it does it? I’ll tell you how! Because that jerk did it to me! Oh yeah, I’m one of the lucky ones. A Beta Tester! Not the kind sitting at a desk with a clipboard, mind you. No, no. I’m the one getting tested. And let me tell you, this ‘System’ has some serious bugs.