Rahu, as usual was sitting in the garden with the Buddha stance. He used this stance because he was researching the mystery and uniqueness of this Earth's best meditative stance which he found on internet.

Yes he already knew how to use internet, after all he lived for trillions of years going to different eras in his Birth universe.

"Oh? This stance is good, yet it is only good for the mortals. I thought it would interest me yet it turned out that my invented stance is still the best, even in this Earth"

"Chi" "Chi" "Chi"

Sound of birds came meaning that morning has come. Rahu knew his grandma would be awake soon.

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Today he had his first year birthday's celeberation party and members would come.

Facing the first ray of sunlight that stroke on his handsome face in the beautiful garden full of pot plants, he felt ugly as he realized that his face didn't even learned to make dimples and grow full teeths which weren't even permanent. ...

He teleported back to his home(As we know, gardens are out of house and house have shutted doors with locks otherwise theives would steal or kill their family in the house, Lol)

Don't ask about his divine abilities or whether his body and the actions being displayed by him because if told then the person who told would be made a fool.

Very few people knew about his strength. Well he was 1year's of age already and he remembered that he told the Sea family guys including the dragon and his sweatheart whom he promised to be in same school that he would come to their Sea city on this day, preferably at night since his own family and relatives will end the party only until then.

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Rahu's House was very good, bigger than average but not so rich. He had meagre family.

His Father- Manoj thakur, with surname 'Thakur' was a baby feeding Dad and unemployed, though he got few months ago(but he left it again). With his presence, Rahu sometime found difficult to practise cultivation, mainly when he practises other professions, namely talisman crafting, formation crafting....ETC. Yes it was too many professions, the most he found easier to practise was talisman and food dao since he already was at the peak.

Don't say why he is still practising them when he already have their most knowledge and is at their peak..

Ofcourse no art, profession, skills, or games has it's peak. The world is endless and the ocean is deepless (even though it is not but it's a phrase).

He was trying different foods and chemicals to save himself from grandma's horrible cooking by adding positive catalyst.

He was practising Talisman to invent his own unique talismans, though he already had made many such.

As guys said,a man brain is endless but you're not endless so you need to practise and practise, if not what's the fantasy? Shame on it.

The so called System he recieved was useless at this moment..Why? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT TAKES TO MAKE THE SYSTEM GIVE YOU A OPTION FOR FREE, OFCOURSE THERE ARE TASKKS BUT IT WAS NOT POSSIBLE TO COMPLETE SUCH TASKS AND MISSIONS...DO YOU KNOW WHY? IT'S COZ THIS SYSTEM IS MESSED ..

what is mission ? What is a task?

Omg aren't they both same?

Rahu sighed thinking this.

First task: Grow two teeths, rewards: 2 exra teeths.

Second task: Make goood sandwich and give them to local pigs on streets..

Third task: Learn to drive, and get a driving license.

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Rahu: ..............

His eyes shone when he saw the option "MISSIONS".

He clicked on it and see the only mission.

"Go celeberate your birthday, kissing every members in your family excluding males and also celeberating it in same way with Lily .

Reward: Alchemy Dao Master..

His eyes couldn't help but shine because he knew the importance of this profession, namely the richest guy on his previous universe was him, not coz of his other professions but alchemy. But the rank of Divine alchemy master was the peak of that universe or xenoverse... Whatever you say.

He was divine alchemy master at that time. This time he would be the master of it's Dao itself!.

How precious and fantastic was this, Do you know what is dao? Ofcourse you don't know, Dream and fart mere mortal coz Dao is the perfection, the absoulte perfection... of any art, like poooping,,,peeping or peeing... He already had the Dao mastery in these..

For immortals Dao sensation was enough to say they master this, but he knew this well since he was the absolute strongest who didn't knew how many realms of cultivation he broke through to reach the status of 'strongest' in his previous universe or xenoverse. Well fuck universe or xenoverse, I mean universe is only a block in a fucking train called xenoverse so basically they both stands for same place in general.

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"Freak son, where are you" Screamed Dad who was ready for the party and came to take him for cutting cake..

Rahu:....................................

Was it necessory to say freak?

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Okay so time leap now, since it takes all fucking boring timme and moments to get right to the cannon.

Now Rahu was unable to speak but say nonsense, he could walk and surprise them.

Then he walked and kissed every females.

Yeah don't ask how he did that, ofcourse it was on cheeks.

Don't ask about heights. He kissed them on his table standing beside the other table where the cake was.

Okay now half of the mission was done.

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After the party was over, he made a clone and decided to take his main bod to Lily's Sea city.

Using the teleportation Talisman at hand, he came to Sea city. Ofcourse it was only known to him at this moment.

Right now various guys were waiting for him and on the main place, apparently a stadium, a big cake was placed for him to cut, and just when he came the people who were on the sidelines said "We welcome our Lord son"

The scene was beautiful as every followers of Dragon and King bowedin the sidelines of the main road to the stadium where the Dragon, his wife and lily and the king was...

The ssky was blue, it was a city in a ocean.

Don't ask about whether the civilisation was good or bad. Yes buildings were made, even poor guys resided in this town with broken shelves and wooden houses, Rahu seen this all with his immense conciousness and soul power.

But it was many times advanced and beautiful then a normal city on Earth.

Rahu smiled, he knew today he kiss Lily for first time.

But he was not in a hurry to finish the mission . He was not selfish for strength and things like alchemy..

He fucking enjoyed the party and talked like funny with all others...Don't ask whether he always talk funny or not. It was his own mood.

Little did everyone knew that this funny talk was prepared beforehand so that to make his sudden kiss with Lily an Aftermath.

What foolish aftermath could be, for a funny talker, everyone knew this was normal.

Funny guys live longer with their humor and flattery skills, so RAHU knew he will be easily forgiven for this kiss.

After the party, when he said farewell words to Dragon, king and Dragon's wife...and then..

Comes the Lily kissing moments..

Silence..........

Beep Beeep....BEEEEP

Heart was stammering, and Lily Gasped for breathe but how could Rahu who already reached the body strengthening Stage9 excuse Lily from her first kiss?

Don't ask how long it goes, but when Lily was gasping, she had opened the mouth..

Rahu was an expert at kissing so he easily swinged his Tonngue with Lily's tongue. They tangled with each other for a long time and during this time, Rahu's both hands had tied Lily's soft and Dumpy round Ass around her hip flatly.

For about 10minutes this happened near everyone present at the moment. Ofcourse how could normal guys watch this, Rahu had used his formation skill to block the view from even his family, let alone other crowds at the mercy of the family.

The family weren't worried about this as they thought Rahu and lily were already wife and husband and needed privacy during such emotional moments such as farewell.

After a long while, did Rahu left Lily and finally went back home.

Little did they know that Rahu had already stole the first kiss from Dragon's daughter Lily. And he did it just for his mission!

But even though he know this, he would only be burst in fucking happiness for her daughter to have her liked by this Strong warrior. Fuck? Oh is he strong? They were sure he was strongest on Earth since they were the only ones who saw his divinity like teleportation, Heavenly phenomenons etc..

"Hosh! Congrats host and now you're the Alchemy Dao master"

Memory rushed in a fucking way with fulll speed but Rahu only felt comfortable when he saw the memory. This way of giving memory increased the quality of Primordial soul! Rahu was shocked, the primordial soul of his was the strongest in his previous xenoverse.

The memory of the Alchemy, every herbs, techniquees , skills and Yes everything were in his brain and he could use them all with perfection with a single thought.

This shocked him too much but only shocked. It ain't a fantasy foxes, it's eating the fucking fantasy all over Rahu today. Rahu felt just like that. He was strongest in his previous xenoverse after all.

Soul powers were coming from a person's soul. It was stored in one's soul body. When one ascended the True immortal's realm, he would acheive the Primordial soul where he could cultivate soul power more easily and then comes the soul cultivation where soul power ranks has to be cultivated..

Rahu''s soul power was unlimited, but he didn't believe that his soul power rank was also unlimited, since he haven't felt the mastery of Soul Dao. He knew he will get the mastery once the system gave such mission which would reward him this or allowed the soul cultivation option to unlock .

Rahu also thought that he was talking nonsense into Lily of going to same school. This earth didn't had such schools. Well it didn't matter anyway.

The school name, Hmm? Advanced all rounder school? Sigh it was something which he made by himself. He knew there was no fucking magic in this world only cultivation but only old monsters and creatures with sea animals's bloodlines would be able to cultivate easily at young age. Let alone humans.