Manoj's house

Rahu was 1 month old as of now. He, as usual pretends to be a normal baby...Nothing has been changed except his funny behavior.

Today Rahu's Mom Shima finally took back her work after 1 month. She finally goes and play tip tap with her keyboard on computer. As for his father, Manoj? Geez! he was a slacker! He went out to play cards with his friends. Don't worry folks, he didn't took any money for gambling.. This was the only thing good about him.

Rahu was bored, so as usual he was training his body in Yoga to grow a strongest body in the world..

But today was different, he was left home with grandma and grandmother so he didn't waste a lot of time in training..

He wanted to play with his grandparents!

Though he was the strongest in his previous life, he hadn't experience the love from a grandparent. Grandma comes in the room with milk bottle while looking at Rahu's poker face. Rahu was also busy looking at Grandma's face..

Grandma thinks "Looks like the baby will become a pervert someday!"

Rahu thinks "Hmm, I am just looking at your inner condition to see if there is any hidden illness or not. How can you even doubt a little one month old baby!, Grandma!"

Grandma was assumed by looking at his poker face as it became even more poker when Rahu diagnosed "Without a doubt, Grandma has Rheumantoad arthrithis!"

This illness would worry any normal person to heck. But it was different for the Strongest as he was a strongest Medicine God in his previous multiverse as well.

Though he could summon phenomenons that was stronger than any phenomenon ever, he couldn't solve the Rheumantoad arthritis without hurting his Grandma! There were tens of methods to cure Grandma's illness but they all required the patient to suffer a bit.

For Rahu, even if the world collapse, or if he become the weakest, HE COULD NEVER HURT OR LEST SOMEONE HURT HIS PEOPLE

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Just then...

The world shaking roar came from his heart, his most central meridian on his head was switched on by him. This caused his mind to increase his thought process by 999 times faster. He started comprehending a mehod to heal his grandma without hurting her.

Several ideas and knowledge started switching places, thoughts at a speed close to infinity colllided with each other. Unknowingly the sea of consciousness sent a beam of light to his central mind meridian. Just then space and time froze and in less than a millisecond Rahu figured out a supreme medicinal technique that could cure Grandma's illness without hurting her.

Grandma was unaware of the change that took over Rahu. She was going to change his Diaper. Little did she knew that Rahu was thinking deeply about something..

Rahu was thinking "To make the medicinal technique succeed, I need to make Grandma laugh but in order to do that I will need to make a joke to say here"

Just as The Diaper was being replaced, she saw sweats on Rahu's face and thought "It's not like you are matured to sweat at this time, so why are sweating?". Just then the bulb of idea blazed on Grandma's head.

Grandma poked her closed hand on the other palm and then spoke "Little baby, you must be sick that's why you are sweating!. In that case let me change the diaper first then I will see if you're warm or not"

The sweat was still floating on Rahu's face as though "No way, I was the Strongest in last life, but I can't even think of a single joke this life? Moreover it's not like I have to speak, I have to joke with my body parts!"

Grandma soon, changed his diaper and she kept her palm on Rahu's forehead to estimate his body temperature right now.

Rahu's body temperature was very high. So he lowered it to 22 degree celsious using his control of his developed Strongest Yoga technique...

Grandma didn't immedietly removed her hand, she was trying her best to estimate his body temperature so she still kept her hand on Rahu's forehead.

Finally Rahu's bulb of idea blazed and thought "This is perfect sitution, I should use my poker face to make Grandma laugh"

Rahu started changing his facial expression, every moment he changed, there would be lesser fluctuation on Grandma's face as she thought "OMG! Is there something wrong with my grandson face? We gotta see doctor"

Rahu, who was still trying his best to make Grandma laugh suddenly became so expressionless that at the same time a 'POOP' sound came out...

The diaper became wet...

"Puu Puu.." Grandma suddenly let out a cry of laugh.

Without wasting anytime, Rahu finally seized the long awaited moment and used his index finger at the fastest speed to poke numerous acupoints but it seemed like a small play to Grandma and she lest him do these play with her body! and as he had small body, she helped him reach the acupoints where he wanted to!

Soon he sucessfully completed his supreme medicinal technique and completed his opression sucessfully.

But his grandma didn't let go of him and even thought vice versa that he had hidden illness. As for reason? Ofcourse it was because of his changing poker face plan..

So she called her daughter-in-law "Sima, come home fast, I think there is a hidden ilness in our baby, Rahu."

Sima nodded "I am coming, please call Manoj too, Mom"

He failed that plan miserably but fortunately he grasped a chance and made Grandma laugh..

Now he was suffering from the countless checking in hospital, by the doctors and his assistants...

This day will be remembered by him from now on.

Because this was the first day when he learn't a lesson from his first failure in history, that is he could never make a joke..and he knew that his existence was joke itself from now on..