Good Morning people of my new world!
My life here on another world is a true heaven! My mom's chest is big and her milk is delicious, and from time to time I'd make my twin-in-flesh cry, as he seems to always get my mother's attention. That is not fair, my brother.
This world is really a fantasy world, there was this one time that I scratched my brother's forehead, and the maid chanted some bullshit about a god guiding them, then a light shot out, then tada! His scratch completely healed.
I got my information from our maid, Lidea, Fimee, Dareal, and Mhoz. They were a real chatterbox and I learned more than my calculated quota.
My mother Elxea Meartle Ex Notorio was born a noble, she was 23 yrs old when she had an engagement with the current king, and bore a child at the age of 26; unfortunately after her child reached the age of 2 he died, rumors pointed the 2nd concubine, since after that the 2nd concubine died with an unknown illness.
My Father in flesh is actually the Emperor, shit.
So as a supposedly concerned husband, he invited a Poison Expert. The Poison expert said that a poison was in the baby's milk bottle. After the incident my mom ignored everyone. Common sulking, well, she was later appeased by my father. Then that is when we were formed.
She is currently 34 yrs. old it seems... but her looks were.. you know? Way too young!!
Then to her father, which is my Grandfather....
Jak Foyl Ex Notorio is a man of glory, he once led the brave soldiers and won a war, is what they repeatedly tell my brother.
Then her mother, which is my Grandmother...
Gyza Darc (El Mirde) Ex Notorio is a great Noble, she had a great reputation by being a level 9 Grand Magician.
Then to my father, Joseph Clayde Re Moztier 278th. He claimed the throne at the age of 38 wherein he had 3 wives at the moment, he was said to be a womanizer since he was a child, after he succeeded the throne, he got 2 more concubines, and one of them was my mom (Meartle). The maids didn't mention any glorious deed of my (flesh) father.
Even though he was the Emperor, maybe the maids didn't dare gossip about the Emperor, maybe... It's Maybelline.
This world is like a mix of Xianxia (was it?) And RPG(?).
There are 2 ways to cultivate:
1: Absorb the Qi element.
2: Fight a life & death battle.
Easy right? Is what I want to say but.... I don't even know, what the hell is Qi? Like, seriously? I know that this is a fantasy world but-- there was no general explanation about Qi, they just said that you'll naturally feel it.
And hell? Why would one have a breakthrough when they fight a life n' death battle? Seriously? Who created this world? This is so fucked up.
And more importantly, when will they let me touch a book? Or whatever recording material?
I just decided that one cannot rely on the gossip of this maid of ours. On novels when you want to cultivate you have to have a portable old grandpa, right? Why the hell do I have an infant by my side and gossipers?!
Extra gossip of our maids:
Count Crall Mytallica had an affair with a young maid, and he was found red-handed by the Countess Mytallica, so-on so-forth or my brother the crown prince (not my twin) is already engaged with the princess of our neighboring country.
........Haaah!! My observation-- is horrible!! It's all about love affair!! My goodness! Are people here some kind of sex-machine or what?!
And hell, they have a chance to cultivate-- this world have magic! But what the hell are they doing? Just multiplying?
As I sighed, my mom looked at me and giggled. We are right now in my Mother's bed chamber. As it is our feeding time.
"Fufu~~" my mom poked my chubby cheeks "I wonder what is it, that troubles my beloved princess?" Then, she smiled at me.
Haaa~~~ Oh woe mom, ignorance is bliss, when will thy know...
I just shook my head, therein she laughed.
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*2 months later*
I learned my name!
Haha!! In this past month, I was refered as 'baby' or 'princess' 'little princess' and it always made my non-existence hair stand.
We got our retinue/ advisor/ steward. When the retinue came he said both my twin and my full name. My mom cried when our retinue came, because supposedly after or even before an Imperial Child is born, they have an assigned retinue, Imperial Family rules or so it seemed.
So this is equal to shaming my Mother.
My name in this world is Phicia Alhine Re Moztier. And my twin is Palleo Greece Re Moztier.
I'll call my twin Pal.
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My twin and I were playing, just like any other day. When suddenly our Retainer spoke out his worries.
"Your highness, shouldn't Prince Palleo and Princess Phicia.... Get a vocabulary tutor? " Our retailer looked at my Mother then at us Twins, ok WTF!! Do you really think that a 2 months old baby could talk?... Well at web novels they usually say their first words at this kinda time?
Sorry to disappoint you, but I won't get a tutor!
Let me enjoy my time as an innocent baby, hey! Do you seriously expect me to go on a killing spree in this chibi form?
"Adviser Fang isn't it a bit too early for that?" My mom looked worriedly at my twin and I.
Yup, Good job mom!! Teach that @sshole a lesson!!
"Your highness, it's mandatory for the Imperial family to start learning at this time, please do not even compare the rules of the Nobles and the Imperial Family's." My mom's face blushed with embarrassment, and she just nodded meekly.
Hey, where's your respect?
The Retinue stood and called some people outside. Two maids came in, they respectfully greeted my Mother and us. They then picked us up, but as they tried to pick my brother, he crawled out towards Mother and looked at the maids fearfully with his eyes moist.
"Auuu, Uuaaamaaa!!" My twin said, as he pointed at the maid who tried to pick him. My mom giggled and pick my twin up.
"Well, Mr. Fadelle it seems like my little prince here, isn't as brave as my little princess there." My mom said as she winked at me. Adviser Fang looked at me then to Palleo, he just sighed.
"Your highness, Please follow me." he said as he started to walk.
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It was a very, very very. very LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!! DISTANCE. I think an hour has passed, and there are at least 70+ servants that we have crossed with. If my mom ever asks me what skill i want, I will definitely say 'teleportation',
*yawns* aah~~ I'm sleepy~~~ curse the long walk! Curse everyone.
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'St-----p-----this is not-----ti--'
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'Thi--- you-- deserve-----th---'
"Aaaah--Uuu-- Maaaa---" I woke up, due to shaking and annoying the voice of my twin. But the moment I woke up, a thundering voice echoed out.
"STOP THIS FARCE NOW!!" It was a commanding tone, it spoke as if everything is beneath it, as if no one is on par with it.
'F*ck you!! whoever the FVCK you are!!!'
"Issela Hui Mao and Elxea Meartle Ex Notorio, what kind of childish behavior are you displaying? Is this behavior appropriate for Re Moztier?" The commanding voice asked, but it was more like he was questioning his subject and thinking who it would kill next. Although I don't know who it is.
Their killing intent is leaking out or is it doing it on purpose?
A moment of silence, no one dared to talk, you could only hear the sound of them gulping, and others took a pace or two, even my twin is clutching on me very hard, his little body shaking, affecting my body making it look like that the two of us were trembling.
"Your highness!!" *THUD* As the person broke the silence, I could hear several knees making contact with the ground...